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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Peanut Planters HQ (Masterpost on page 31 now)
Thread: Peanut Planters HQ (Masterpost on page 31 now) This thread is 35 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 27 28 29 30 31 ... 35 · «PREV / NEXT»
veco
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posted February 03, 2010 10:58 PM

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I know that this was discussed in the past, but come on, it wouldn't be so hillarious if he wasn't so dead serious about
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Elvin
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posted February 03, 2010 11:13 PM

HAHAHA!! That totally blew my mind.
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blizzardboy
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posted February 03, 2010 11:23 PM

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Well, what about the gain for the whole society? It doesn't need to take care anymore for this completely useless cripple - which comes as an added plus to kkilling him in the most entertaining way. The cripple will enjoy it as well, being useful for the first time in his life, and since he has no family, no one will cry for him.
So everyone gains.


ROFL, the bolded part is the peak of hilarity imo.
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Elvin
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posted February 03, 2010 11:30 PM

*Elvin's mind implodes*
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 04, 2010 10:54 PM
Edited by Geny at 10:13, 06 Feb 2010.

The next peanut goes to Adrius for creating the only power capable of battling the horrible offspring of Hannah Montant and DagothGares:

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Carcity
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posted February 04, 2010 11:05 PM

Shouldn't I get a peanut sometime for being so lame that it's actually fun?
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 04, 2010 11:10 PM

Nonono, that's what we have the SRTs for.
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Adrius
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posted February 04, 2010 11:27 PM

Ohh... why thank you
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 07, 2010 10:46 AM

Mark this day, for this is an historic day. Yesterday me and Azagal fought a legendary battle in the lands of VW. I won of course, but I must admit that Azagal put up a good fight and I respect him for that. In fact, I respect him so much that I'm going to give him a very special prize, the same prize I was supposed to give to the winner of the Peanut Contest.

So, should Azagal agree to receive this prize, he will become... a Peanut Planter! Naturally, we can't give this awesome power just like that. Azagal will have a trial period of about a month, but if all goes well and he will perform his Planting duties as he should then after this trial period he will become the first Peanut Planter recruit in the history of PPHQ!

Good luck and have a fun day,
The Peanut Planters.
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Mytical
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posted February 07, 2010 10:55 AM

No!  Its a trap!  Flee, scram, run for your life!  (Don't ask me which of you I am talking to...no clue)
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Azagal
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posted February 07, 2010 12:29 PM
Edited by Azagal at 19:26, 16 Feb 2010.

.... I am quite honored. Never has defeat been so sweet. I'll gladly take on the trial.

Now while I'm not really the one to follow a fad there is no real stopping Bak oO. So I adward Bak with a peanut for realistically demontrasting the effects Ubis new anti-piracy meassures would have on lawbreakers should angelito ever be made chief of security... Just goes to show that pictures can be hilarious if used in the right meassure and the right context something that hasn't been the case on HC too much lately.

Not sure whether you guys find it funny but at the moment it's really my call to make^^. So enjoy that one Bak it may have been my first and last peanut applied.


*checks Genys trail period*...well maybe not.
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baklava
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posted February 16, 2010 07:41 PM

I gotta say I like this new planter already
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phoenixreborn
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posted February 16, 2010 07:44 PM

I thought you meant me because you wrote it right after my post.

Congrats Baklava you get all the funnies.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 16, 2010 09:40 PM

Peanut adwarded!
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Azagal
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posted February 24, 2010 07:13 PM
Edited by Azagal at 19:15, 24 Feb 2010.

Apparently it wouldn't be my first and last Peanut... While thinking of a way to subtly scolding Corribus for having to remind him up to 4 times to finally send me some feedback my thoughts strayed. I remembered something that really made me laugh.
Out of curiosity I checked the Peanut charts and I didn't find an entry under "Corribus" on page 26th an error that I now have the power to correct... for now!
So if you ever thought you had an interesting or even amazing life and got stories to tell think again. Corribus life story is a tale to end all tales. And it's hillarious. So Peanut awarded (I can say that right?It just sounds so much better than the more correct "Peanut-awarded-till-finalized-by-bossPP").
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 24, 2010 08:18 PM

I agree that Corribus was due to get a peanut at some point in time and that post is as good as any. Yeah, peanut awarded.
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Corribus
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posted February 24, 2010 11:48 PM

Take that, baklava!!
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Azagal
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posted April 22, 2010 01:12 AM

Assuming that a position as awesome as "Planting Apprentice" is untouchable by time (expired deadline not withstanding) and only revokeable through word of the Boss Planter I'll give it another try.
Unfortunately I doubt this peanut nomination will do little to show my scouting abilities for potential future deployment since it seems a rather obvious pick but anyways here it goes:
I'd very much like to nominate (...award?) Baklava with yet another Peanut for his post in the LGBT thread. Not only because it's so hillarious but also because it really takes the edge off the current situation. So hopefully things might not derail too much.
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blizzardboy
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posted April 22, 2010 01:19 AM

I was literally lol'ing from start to finish.
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baklava
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posted April 22, 2010 03:16 AM
Edited by baklava at 03:19, 22 Apr 2010.

Always a pleasure to contribute my fair share to such a crucial discussion.
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