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baklava
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posted October 27, 2007 10:35 PM |
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Poll Question:
Would you vote for me...
...if I were to run for the governor of Alabama?
I mean, Arnold did it. Just with another state. He likes California, I like Alabama.
Pretend you don't know anything about me, except that I come from somewhere in Europe (like Arnie) and that I have a weird surname (again, like Arnie. We're more similar than it seems).
You can freely ask me questions about my attitudes on stuff. I'll try to give the longest and most confusing answers possible. Let's see if I can sway you to theoretically vote for me.
To start with the question most of you would probably ask me:
Yes, I'm for the option of "Sweet Home Alabama" becoming the national anthem.
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emilsn
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posted October 27, 2007 10:55 PM |
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Sweet home alabama as the national anthem. Im with you !!
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Geny
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posted October 27, 2007 10:56 PM |
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Sure, it's not like I'm going to live in Alabama any time soon.
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Homer171
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posted October 27, 2007 11:19 PM |
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Yeah, why not. You could be worse wonderful governor like Arnold who knows. I would like more The Doors - Alabama Song as national song. Whistling: "First show me, way to next whiskey bar"
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Mytical
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posted October 28, 2007 03:02 AM |
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Well seeing as I am convinced that if we put monkeys in the House, Senate, and as President we would be no worse off then we currently are....
You can't do any worse then any of the yahoos already in office. Unless you get caught doing the things they do without getting caught... so sure I'll vote for you. Where do you stand on the issue of Chaos though?
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mvassilev
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posted October 28, 2007 03:09 AM |
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friendofgunnar
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posted October 28, 2007 06:59 AM |
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How would you feel about a bill making it mandatory for all Alabama citizens to be armed with handguns?
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Lord_Evil
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posted October 28, 2007 10:44 AM |
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baklava
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posted October 28, 2007 10:55 AM |
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Where do you stand on the issue of Chaos though?
Right at the top. 
In fancy terms, upon glancing at the issue of Chaos as a personified entity, I believe that we can have no other rational choice but to climb the ladder until its upper end, and raise our flag over the spiritual domain of Chaos itself.
Some of our scientists are on the way of taming Chaos as a powerful source of energy, which is to be used in many purposes. For example, cars with the Chaos engine will work on chaotic energy alone, and will not be needing gasoline. The need for oil will henceforth be reduced and we'll be able to get our butts out of that freaking desert.
So that we can concentrate our war effort on Canada. COUGH COUGH Did I say Canada? I meant... um... Disneyland.
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It depends on your stances on issues.
You are fully encouraged to ask me any questions you like.
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How would you feel about a bill making it mandatory for all Alabama citizens to be armed with handguns?
I would feel shocked and saddened.
Handguns are a wondrous thing to start with, in kindergartens and the first two grades of primary school. However, after that, the people need something bigger. Rifles, cannons, tanks, nuclear warheads. We cannot limit our citizens to handguns. That is unfair and demeaning.
So I would propose a bill making it mandatory for the following ages to be armed with the following weapons:
Ages 0-4: hunting knives
Ages 5-10: handguns
Ages 11-16: rifles
Ages 17-25: missile launchers
Ages 26-35: armored vehicles
Ages 36-45: cannons and artillery
Ages 46-55: jet fighters
Ages 56 onward: nuclear missiles (this must be limited of course. Only 17 nuclear missiles allowed per person.)
I will update the main post with further information on our political movement.
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wog_edn
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posted October 28, 2007 11:06 AM |
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HAIL BAKLAVA!!!
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Mytical
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posted October 28, 2007 12:05 PM |
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That post alone would get me to vote for you. Totally Chaotic explination of where you stand on Chaos. Five stars
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wog_edn
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posted October 28, 2007 12:32 PM |
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Well, at least USA would be the nation in the world that no one would dare attack imagine Canada attacking USA and every citizen in USA send one nuclear missile at them (where the hell is Canada now?  )
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roy-algriffin
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posted October 28, 2007 12:36 PM |
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What do you feel about officially making sure baptisim is done with jelly instead of water?
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baklava
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posted October 28, 2007 02:42 PM |
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Can't edit the main post now that the voting has started...  Damn it.
Well, I guess I'll post the political info here then.
But first I must answer your question.
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What do you feel about officially making sure baptisim is done with jelly instead of water?
I feel you have earned yourself a place in my cabinet 
Unfortunately, that is up to the Church to decide, I'm merely a politician.
However... 
We can throw off the Church if we manage to convince enough people that it's evil (I'll contact TitaniumAlloy for that) and institute a new religion; Bananism - faith in the Mighty Banana God. Cause the Mighty Banana God likes jelly baptism.
Anyway.
I've been thinking whether to be a democrat or a republican. I'd be a Green but God knows no one votes for those guys.
I didn't want to be a republican for obvious reasons, and a democrat will sooner be elected on Cuba than in Alabama, so I've decided to make my own political party.
The Super Peanut Anarchy Movement (S.P.A.M.)!
Now, the problem is, the Government hadn't given its blessing on us forming a new independent party since we "didn't have enough signatures". I told them that I had them, but my dog ate them, but they just wouldn't listen.
So we're officially a rebel movement. We need to make a revolution to bring the glory of spammunism to the planet. And we will. But patience. First I need to become the governor of Alabama.
We are everywhere. On their forums, on their websites, in their inboxes, everywhere. And we are waiting. They cannot resist. It is just a matter of time.
Who's with me?
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posted October 28, 2007 02:45 PM |
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HAHAHA LMFAO! haha yes if i was from USA i would vote for u man. lol Alabama.. isnt that the place with the " HI Y'ALL!" accents lol. hehehe
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wog_edn
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posted October 28, 2007 03:44 PM |
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Marilyn Manson in your counsil?
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Lord_Evil
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posted October 28, 2007 03:51 PM |
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HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAA!!!! man this is funny stuff you got
here!!!
GO S.P.A.M!!! !
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wog_edn
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posted October 28, 2007 04:22 PM |
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What idiot would not vote for u?
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baklava
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posted October 28, 2007 04:37 PM |
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Welcome comrades! We grow stronger by the hour.
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Marilyn Manson in your counsil?
Marilyn Manson as the minister of education.
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Wolfman
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posted October 28, 2007 04:38 PM |
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Doesn't this belong in the wastelands?
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