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UnkaHaakon
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happily tilting at windmills
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posted November 05, 2001 10:31 AM |
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Ok, Woock ..I've got one for you.
It's not original. I read it in an anthology somewhere about thirty years ago. If anybody else ever remembers seeing this, I'd be happy to have them remind me who the author was. As I remember the title, it was:
A Horror Story Shorter By One Word Than The Shortest Horror Story Ever Previously Written.
The last human on earth sat alone in his room. Someone knocked on the door.
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Hexa
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posted November 05, 2001 11:32 AM |
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Sure:
My vote: Shae's a babe!
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Sha_Men
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posted November 05, 2001 12:36 PM |
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Hexa...
Do you mean like the one in the movie?
You know with the farmer and the sheeps...
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Shae_Trielle
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of Heroes
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posted November 05, 2001 01:40 PM |
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Yes, he did mean that sort of 'babe'
*smile*
PS: Haak LMAO! That is the funniest story I've ever read! I mean funniest joke! I mean that was really scary! I mean REALLY scary!
I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight!
Want to comfort a 'babe' in the city?
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celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 05, 2001 02:15 PM |
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OmG haak! Straight up man... Never heard it before, and it did freak me out for a split second! It's even scarier as the fact, that I have to wake up in 5 hour's!
Shae. ever hear that popular (blegh the "P"word!) song NiN made? If I knew you, I bet I'd think about you in that song
RMS: I'll read it tommorow! I prms!
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NIN is evil! anti bible's are made of NiN. "I threw it away alright"
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Shae_Trielle
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posted November 05, 2001 02:49 PM |
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I would really like to be enlightened on what the hell a NIN is...
*smile*
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 05, 2001 02:55 PM |
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I don't know much about metal musik, but, AFAIK, that would mean Nine Inch Nails
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Wyvern
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posted November 05, 2001 08:48 PM |
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No... Lord_Woock, your shack is going to be demolished... So I will try to reconstruct it.
The boy was sitting in the chair, watching TV. Suddenly he heard a voice from the TV - "Boy, beware because the Yellow Woman is in your town!" The boy was shocked but went on watching TV. Then the voice again - "Boy, beware because the Yellow Woman is in your neighbourhood!" The boy was really shocked but went on watching TV, Then the voice again - "Boy, beware because the Yellow Woman is in your street!" The boy was so shocked that he turned the TV off. But after a while he decided to listen to the radio. Then the voice again - "Boy, beware because the Yellow Woman is in front of your flat!" The boy was so shocked that he couldn't do anything. After a while the voice again - "The Yellow Woman is behind you!"...............
The boy turned around and the Yellow Woman strangled him.
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RMS
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posted November 06, 2001 12:11 AM |
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...hmm, I can post a shorter story, if anyone would like...
...anyway, my bet is on number fou-
*ow!*
::trying to shield himself with his arms, desperatly running for the door, as fast as humanly possible::
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Oldtimer
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posted November 06, 2001 12:19 AM |
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Well, I for one will vote that Shae is a very hot chick (it would be very disturbing to reread some of her "Naked Girls" posts if she actually looked like Bowser from Sha Na Na)
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celfious
Promising
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From earth
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posted November 06, 2001 04:25 AM |
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Quote:
I would really like to be enlightened on what the hell a NIN is...
*smile*
Gawd, that would sound wierd if you didn't know what NiN was.. They've been around since mid 80's. In 95, they're major click "closer" pulled in alot more fan's.
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Wyvern
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posted November 06, 2001 05:56 PM |
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The shack is being demolished... But I reconstruct it once again. This time with a story that can frighten you only if you hear it...
Late night. A taxi driver is driving his taxi. An old woman stops him. He asks: "Where?". She answers: "The graveyard". He carries her to the graveyard. The next day he reads in the newpaper: "Graves dug, tombstones broken in the graveyard". The same night the old woman stops him. "Where?" "The graveyard". He carries her to the graveyard. The next day he reads in the newpaper: "Graves dug, tombstones broken in the graveyard". The same night the old woman stops him. "Where?" "The graveyard". He carries her to the graveyard. The next day he reads in the newpaper: "Graves dug, tombstones broken in the graveyard". The same night the old woman stops him. "Where?" "The graveyard". He carries her to the graveyard. She goes out of the taxi but he suddenly stops her: "Excuse me, are you the Death?" "YEEEEEEES!"
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Maniac
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posted December 05, 2001 07:13 PM |
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Quote:
Want to comfort a 'babe' in the city?
Oh yeah!!
I vote for 1 because more hot babes more fun for me.
Thought sometimes Shae posts something which makes me start doubting it.
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 05, 2001 07:26 PM |
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Maniac, could you please leave my shack?
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Maniac
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Famous Hero
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posted December 05, 2001 07:34 PM |
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 05, 2001 07:40 PM |
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I just don't like you since that masacre in Elf's Tavern.
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Maniac
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Famous Hero
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posted December 05, 2001 07:50 PM |
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Well I went berserk there so I couldn't control myself.Please no hard feelings or I might go berserk again and you saw what happens then 
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Mad_Cow
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posted December 05, 2001 07:56 PM |
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Hmm... Trying to ge good again, are you? Trying to gain friends, are you? Well, I sill don't like your attitude! You still think you're the best! What you said in Elf's Tavern is should answer anyone's questions about what I'm talking about.
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Maniac
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted December 05, 2001 08:06 PM |
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Noooooo!!!I am losing control of myself!Can't hold it longer!
*Goes berserk.The scythe.Mad Cow's head on the floor.Blood everywhere.The shack collapses.Goes back to normal.*
Sorry.I warned you.
*Fixes the shack*
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RMS
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Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted December 06, 2001 12:50 AM |
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...the next thing you see is a lottery winner agent guy in a black suit with those cool sunglasses coming up to Lord Wook and handing him a title deed to Ventnor Avenue.
...and of course, who could miss that armored truck with the face of a maniac sticking through the iron bars, bound in a straight jacket...heading towards the happy local insane asylum...
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