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Heroes Community > Heroes 5 - Temple of Ashan > Thread: Clues that you play to much Heroes V
Thread: Clues that you play to much Heroes V This thread is 12 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 · «PREV / NEXT»
Ronin
Ronin


Hired Hero
One cut, one life.
posted October 10, 2008 06:15 PM

Some more ideas...

- Every time you are about to take an exam, you study wearing a turban and a scale mail (of enlightment) believing you'll learn much more in a couple of hours just passing sheets of a book.

- When your dad tells you "hey son, let's make a tree house", you start talkin about the structures for the sprites, hunters, unicorns, druids, etc.

- You take a pyjama and a ring from your mother and start wearing it. After that, you tell everybody your new name is Sar Issus.

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carcity
carcity


Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
posted October 10, 2008 07:12 PM

Quote:
- Every time you are about to take an exam, you study wearing a turban and a scale mail (of enlightment) believing you'll learn much more in a couple of hours just passing sheets of a book.

- When your dad tells you "hey son, let's make a tree house", you start talkin about the structures for the sprites, hunters, unicorns, druids, etc.

- You take a pyjama and a ring from your mother and start wearing it. After that, you tell everybody your new name is Sar Issus.

Ronin
Hey that is guitarguy's thing, don't steal it.

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Ronin
Ronin


Hired Hero
One cut, one life.
posted October 10, 2008 07:32 PM

Eeeeeh...

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't read all the post over here. However, I apologize if I stole some ideas by mistake.

I'll think of some more later.

Ronin
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Asheera
Asheera


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted October 10, 2008 07:46 PM

Nono he was talking about the fact that you "sign" every post with your name (Ronin) and GuitarGuy does the same
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zamfir
zamfir


Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
posted October 10, 2008 07:53 PM
Edited by zamfir at 19:54, 10 Oct 2008.

Quote:
Quote:
When you leave your computer for a rare nature-contempling moment, you exclaim: "Wow, this scenery is really some nice piece of rendered graphics."
LOL this actually applies to all games with nice graphics


Imagine this in 1990 with Tetris gamers.

@Ronin: GuitarGuy is not the only one.

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Ronin
Ronin


Hired Hero
One cut, one life.
posted October 10, 2008 10:02 PM

Hahaha...

Hahaha...I didn't notice the bold thing. I'll put attention on it since now.

However, I agree with Zamfir, so I'll sign my posts like everything I do. I suppose Guitarguy won't get mad about it.

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Vangelis21
Vangelis21


Supreme Hero
Manchild
posted October 12, 2008 07:43 PM

i haven't read all the thread so sorry if i am repeating, but let's give it a try!

Skills oriented:

When every little thing you do in your real life brings in your mind heroes' related topics, examples: when you are taking exams an you regret not picking leadership (morale) as a skill, when you need 2 jobs to make ends meet and unfortunately you don't have logistics to cover the distances, when you don't risk gambling because you think that even expert luck is not enough to win, when a pigeon craps on your head and you think you should have evasion, when you can't find any more space on your desk for your papers and you think you need tactics, when you are having a conversation with a woman and the fact that she is talking 3 times more than you do seems a matter of sorcery, when you always think "what could i summon, what could i summon...", when you think that cold death applies to your exams at the university "you always pass 1 exam", when you are dreaming of having master of mind so to mass slow everyone around you, and as a consequence needing master of wrath to mass haste all the things you enjoy (burning calories, studying hours, opponent's long turns etc,
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Warmonger
Warmonger


Promising
Legendary Hero
fallen artist
posted October 12, 2008 07:45 PM

...When your life becomes a real drama?

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Ronin
Ronin


Hired Hero
One cut, one life.
posted October 13, 2008 03:54 PM

Hahaha...

"When a pigeon craps on your head and you think you should have EVASION"

Hey, Vangelis, that`s the best. It made me laugh too much, man. And the second place for me is the one about the woman talking three times more than you because she had sorcery. Oh, man, so real!

Ronin
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Elven_Reaper
Elven_Reaper

Tavern Dweller
Wood Elf in Heart and Soul
posted October 15, 2008 11:25 PM

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when you are having a conversation with a woman and the fact that she is talking 3 times more than you do seems a matter of sorcery,


Women talking too fast is Dark Magic? no it ain't, its more like a babbling curse... which goes under destructive for sum reason
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
posted October 16, 2008 03:18 PM

------when you go on your bike and get out a lance
------when you move further back on the sidewalk thinking it will raise your damage
------when you go to the notice board and you check your puzzle map to see if it filled
------when your teacher says that you will fail 7th grade and you try to make a rune of etherealness so that you can avoid bad grades
------when you try to instant travel into someones car
------when you expect to find resources in the forest where players have not explored yet
------when you try to recreate the vamipres garment to resurect a dragon
------when you attack a police officer thinking the if you get killed you will res as a lich
------when two of your friends come together and ask them if they brought a binding spell
------when you convert this smiley into a horned overseer
------when you make yourself a hero portrait

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Arcax
Arcax


Promising
Famous Hero
Its quite hot inside...
posted November 01, 2008 02:04 PM

When Im writing an exam and Im regreting in my mind "I should have picked enlightment"
When Im trying to save after a tough day...
When Im receiving my exam and Im happy that I picked Luck...

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Lesij
Lesij


Famous Hero
posted November 01, 2008 02:58 PM

If ur regular teacher is ill and there is another one who is teaching u for an exchange, and ur marks go down cuz of that, u say:
- That is beacues the previous one had a special boosting my stats! This one has not!
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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted November 01, 2008 03:00 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 15:00, 01 Nov 2008.

When, while having a conversation with somebody in between missions, you go through the action of casting a spell at completely random times.
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Lesij
Lesij


Famous Hero
posted November 02, 2008 03:20 PM

When u kill an insect which (of course) attacked u with Poisonous Attack, u get 120 rage points.
Unless u shoot it. Then u get only 70 RP.
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Azagal
Azagal


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
posted November 02, 2008 04:08 PM

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When, while having a conversation with somebody in between missions, you go through the action of casting a spell at completely random times.

lol. So true.
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
posted November 02, 2008 05:30 PM

when you P.M this guy ^

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cicakkia
cicakkia

Tavern Dweller
posted November 03, 2008 05:18 AM
Edited by cicakkia at 05:35, 03 Nov 2008.

- When you injure, you decide to visit a tent rather than doctor.
- You wish you graduate by simply just killing something
- When you see people slow react, you said he/she got a low initiative.
- When you trip something n fall, you think u trigger a bad luck.
- When you try diplomacy with wild animals

   

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Elochai
Elochai

Tavern Dweller
posted November 03, 2008 10:44 AM
Edited by Elochai at 12:05, 12 Nov 2008.

When u get into prison, and expect another hero to come and save u.
When u get into a fight with someone, and u're outnumbered so u try out a war dance combo.

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Lesij
Lesij


Famous Hero
posted November 03, 2008 04:58 PM

When u see some thugs who want to beat u, u run around them all the time so as to load up ur agility bonus adn become invincible...
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