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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted October 20, 2019 01:19 PM |
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You're welcome! Again I'm sorry I kept it dragging for the last few rounds, hopefully the next series will be hosted by someone with more time to keep it going faster. 
And you can't silence me!
(Actually, you can, but it won't work  )
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted January 18, 2020 02:47 PM |
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As of today I am the High Judge of this thread. I present to you my letter of appointment:
CountBezuhoff said:
You are the Boss.
-Count
As you can see, it is perfectly legitimate, so I expect ruling authorities not to question my misconduct of power.
Now, to make things both easier for you and for Me, herein I present to you The Plan:
 I have a lot of appropriate pictures prepared, so I'll be running the show for at least 3 games.
Each game will consist of exactly 10 Rounds.
Ratings will come out every four days at around 20:00 UTC +0.
Should somehow a delay of more than two days occur and I am nowhere to be seen, my 'Assistance' Neraus will be in charge of things until my return. Note that he will still be able to participate in the game, but he can't rate his own posts. That'll be my task, once I am resurrected.
If Neraus is dead as well, then the mods are free to choose a 'Temporary Judge' with similar powers to Neraus's. If the mods have been teleported to another dimension, then this position is awarded to whoever usurps it first.
If by the end of the game multiple people share first place, all of them are declared winners and granted QPs!
This should keep things running smoothly even if some evil fate befell me. Now, let us begin!
The Count
ROUND 1
ends on 22.01 at 20:00 UTC +0
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 18, 2020 02:59 PM |
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Try as you might, but no amount of reasoning can tell us what the quack is going on here.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted January 18, 2020 05:53 PM |
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The hardest question ever asked: "Who gets shot for food first?"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted January 18, 2020 07:22 PM |
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They say that when in peril for their life, animals will have the sudden urge to reproduce. AND THEY AIN'T WRONG A FREAKING TITAN IS COMING!
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I've been given a great honour, I'd like to first of all thank God for making me live, my parents, my brother and my significant other for putting up with me and encouraging me, then I'd like to thank my highschool community, the teachers for believing in me and nurturing my talents, my classmates, for being their best at cheering me up, but I'd also like to thank the MPA for once letting me host a political meeting and then the former prime minister of Italy Giuseppe Conte for making me realize that when you follow your dreams there's always a second chance, I also would like to thank the Italian army for always being there to defend the fatherland, and of course I thank this sunny land for making me grow up in the best place on earth, and how could I forget to thank the Chinese government for their generous support.
Oh right, thank you o noble Count Bezuhoff, I hope I'll be up for the task.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted January 18, 2020 08:00 PM |
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Me walking in on my two best friends going at it on my bed
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted January 18, 2020 10:18 PM |
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Who’s the greater pig? The real pig, or the pig that hogs him?
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted January 22, 2020 11:13 AM |
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Ratings tonight (European time)! Get in here!
The Count
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted January 22, 2020 12:46 PM |
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"What a view!" is thinking the Colossus.
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted January 23, 2020 01:06 AM |
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Quote:
RATED!
by the Count
Noobx
Try as you might, but no amount of reasoning can tell us what the quack is going on here.
Love breaks all sorts of boundaries... and natural law. //Frankly not that funny a joke, but I burst out laughing nonetheless; We are honest here, so making me laugh earns you 4pts
Trogdor
The hardest question ever asked: "Who gets shot for food first?"
The kangaroo gets its balls cut off for being an adulterer and the pig shall be sacrificed to feed one hungry American. //Mildly humourous 2,5pts
Neraus
They say that when in peril for their life, animals will have the sudden urge to reproduce. AND THEY AIN'T WRONG A FREAKING TITAN IS COMING!
Then either ducks have horrible survival instincts or this one has suffered through a vasectomy. //Nice beginning, but the punchline was a bit of a miss. Fortunately you are rewarded with an unfair advantage for excellently sucking up to me (and the Chinese). 2pts +5pts
Oddball
Me walking in on my two best friends going at it on my bed.
I can imagine how it went on from here. //You made me smile. 3pts
Maurice
Who’s the greater pig? The real pig, or the pig that hogs him?
The one that watches. //A proper reading might improve the joke. 2,5 pts
Galaad
"What a view!" is thinking the Colossus.
That's one horny Colossus. //Has potential. 2pts
Scoreboard
 Neraus - 7pts
 NoobX - 4pts
Oddball - 3pts
Maurice - 2,5pts
Trogdor - 2,5pts
Galaad - 2pts
ROUND 2
ends on 26.01 at around 20:00 UTC +0
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 23, 2020 01:26 AM |
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The White House got the munchies. Only when they're completely baked can they tolerate Orange Man.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted January 23, 2020 01:41 AM |
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How it feels when your Mom finally agrees to let you have McDonald's for dinner.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted January 23, 2020 04:56 PM |
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Just when you thought the White House had too much corporate influence, McDonalds just went and bought the whole property.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted January 27, 2020 08:41 AM |
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The turnout this round is pretty pathetic, isn't it? I have already rated all of the submissions, but I'll let the round go on for another 14 hours in the hope of more contestants appearing.
The Count
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted January 27, 2020 09:46 AM |
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USA behind in terms of weaponry? That's all in the past now! Who cares about nukes when we have chemical weapons.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted January 27, 2020 10:07 AM |
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In an attempt to win back the most radical supporters, Trump employs the head of the NSABP as his new gala organizer.
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Weird I thought I posted mine already
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted January 27, 2020 03:57 PM |
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This is cold hamburger. Really great American fat snack. Yeah you see the American president arranges for children.
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted January 28, 2020 06:50 AM |
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Quote:
RATED!
by the Count
Noobx
The White House got the munchies. Only when they're completely baked can they tolerate Orange Man.
I thought they preferred tendies? 3pts
Oddball
How it feels when your Mom finally agrees to let you have McDonald's for dinner.
Wait, you can eat McDonald's? I was under the impression they sold floor tiles. Weird. 2pts
Trogdor
Just when you thought the White House had too much corporate influence, McDonalds just went and bought the whole property.
No, no, no, it's for charity, you see? 3,5pts
Galaad
USA behind in terms of weaponry? That's all in the past now! Who cares about nukes when we have chemical weapons.
Simply gold. 5pts
Neraus
In an attempt to win back the most radical supporters, Trump employs the head of the NSABP as his new gala organizer.
As if anything could persuade them to vote for him. 3,5pts
Ghost
This is cold hamburger. Really great American fat snack. Yeah you see the American president arranges for children.
Good luck chewing one of those cold. 2pts
Scoreboard
Neraus - 10,5pts
NoobX - 7pts
Galaad - 7pts
Trogdor - 6pts
Oddball - 5pts
Maurice - 2,5pts
Ghost - 2pts
ROUND 3
ends on 31.01 at around 20:00 UTC +0[/quote
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted January 28, 2020 02:17 PM |
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Another much-loved Aussie TV show has been destroyed by the release of a US remake. This time round, it's Bananas in Pajamas.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 28, 2020 02:31 PM |
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-What's your favorite type of grape?
-Gan-grape.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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