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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted October 02, 2017 05:05 AM

Hello? Who on earth is guarding our artillery here? No wonder the cats are laughing at us now...we are nothing but a bunch of pathetic kelpies.
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Awk! Squeal! Bubble!
Squeak! Moo!

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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted October 02, 2017 05:23 PM

No wonder Germany lost, they were so desperate they even conscripted dogs!
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Wait, where is my clever punchline?

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted October 04, 2017 09:57 AM

last day before ratings lads.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted October 04, 2017 03:20 PM

Farewell to the Master : The Day That Dogs Stood Still

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted October 05, 2017 03:25 PM

Rated!


fuChris
War I tell you is Barking Mad!
On the other paw, bones lying everywhere just waiting to be buried!

But you must first relieve them of their meaty shells. 3 pts

NoobX
An excerpt from an alternate dimension book "History of Dogkind":
'A Woofmacth engineer overseeing the defense preparations against the advancing Soviet army (1944 colorized)'

Bonus for a subtle touch, although I cannot stress how lame the meme itself is. 3,5pts

Elvin

Commander: Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

Dog: (Oh boy, there he goes again..) Reporting for guard duty sir!

Guard duty's the worst - 2,5pts

Galaad
The voice calling me into Barkness,
Gimme that meal after which I'll leave
The call of the ancient blood calls me to fight
The call of the canine blood.

Hail the Uberdog!

Hund mitt uns mein fuhrer. 3pts

EnergyZ
"At least there will be plenty of bones to gnaw on once this is over..."

The only bright side of war is the loot. and medals. 2pts

AlkarRahn
"You know, the humans got it wrong making those 'Planet of the Apes' things. This planet's going to the dogs!"

All for the better. 3,5pts

Maurice
"The despair of war sets the man inside the beast free!"

Litterally this time. - 3,5pts

Trogdor
A rare historical photograph of the last example of the lesser-known dog breed known as the German Battlehound, nowadays extinct.

An excerpt from the Encyclopedia Barktanica. 2pts

The_Polyglot
'All set, barktain! We will get the Postman this time! AND ASCEND TO GOOD-BOY-HOOD ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The postman never saw the fury of the barkkrieg coming, untill it was too late. 5pts

AlexSpl
Good boy! Now it's time to do what you are paid for.

They've cut his salary to 0 recently. - 1pts

Damacon_Ace
Hello? Who on earth is guarding our artillery here? No wonder the cats are laughing at us now...we are nothing but a bunch of pathetic kelpies.

The dog is doing his best you know. He's just one, and the cats go by the dozen 4pts

Neraus
No wonder Germany lost, they were so desperate they even conscripted dogs!

You can't lose if you switch sides, amirite? 4pts

Minion
Farewell to the Master : The Day That Dogs Stood Still

The latest of Gibson's films 2,5pts


Scoreboard
fuChris - 7
Maurice - 7,5
Blizzardboy - 3
Galaad - 6
NoobX - 6
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 7,5
Trogdor - 2
EnergyZ - 4
AlkarRahn - 5,5
Elvin - 2,5
Minion - 2,5
Neraus - 4
Damacon_Ace -4


Round 3
Will be rated on October 10
(and I will probably go with a theme here, at least for a couple of rounds)


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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
* * *
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
zombie
posted October 05, 2017 03:35 PM

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a goddamn stealth bomber?
Doesn't matter, just shoot the mothersnower down!
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You're someone else's problem
Now I only want you gone...
-Glados

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
~Knowledge is power~
posted October 05, 2017 03:57 PM

They were told to shoot for the stars.  Nobody thought this wasn't what it meant.
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted October 05, 2017 04:37 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 16:38, 05 Oct 2017.

North Koreans, with their outdated military technology, try shooting down the American planes. Little they know they were shooting at Russians.

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted October 05, 2017 07:20 PM

Aim high. You may still miss the target, but at least you won't shoot your foot off.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted October 05, 2017 09:28 PM

"Through new techniques, the North Korean army managed to negate the recoil effect of their rifles. Because of this, their nation is the first one to feature a platoon of Inter-Continental Assault Rifle Experts!

Kim's reply on the demonstration: "I-CARE!""

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted October 06, 2017 12:12 AM

"Alright, boys. I had too much alcohol last night, and the sun is just too bright. Shoot the sun dead!"
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Blasted digital always resetting itself, over and over again. To analog!

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted October 06, 2017 07:29 AM

"Alright soldiers, I've been tired of living off porridge, biscuits and corned mutton. What I want is some fresh duck for dinner tonight, and I want you all to give me some! I see those ducks now. Fire!"
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Awk! Squeal! Bubble!
Squeak! Moo!

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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted October 06, 2017 02:34 PM

What finally broke our commander, after years of war, was a "bird bomb"

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted October 06, 2017 04:17 PM

The latest in military gadgetry, the Binocular Howitzer, available for the low cost of A MILLION DOLLARS! Ammunition sold separately!

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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted October 07, 2017 07:08 PM

-A'ight mates, the French are coming on their horses, but they are underestimating the mud, let loose the hail of arrows!
-Sir, with all due respect, the Germans are advancing, we should start gunning them down...
-YEOMEN! BOWS TO THE SKIES! LOOSE!
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Wait, where is my clever punchline?

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted October 09, 2017 08:23 AM

Brace yourselves men, breakfast is coming! Our budget is spent for this month - you miss, you starve!
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Being human is a roller coaster ride of emotions during rainstorms and sunshine, sprinkled with moments when you can almost reach the stars.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted October 10, 2017 09:39 AM

Rating time motherbleepers!!

The_Polyglot
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a goddamn stealth bomber?
Doesn't matter, just shoot the mothersnower down!

"Sorry, we didn't know it was invisible" - Serbian army. 4pts

NoobX
They were told to shoot for the stars.  Nobody thought this wasn't what it meant.

Taking everything literraly since 1523. 3.5pts

EnergyZ
North Koreans, with their outdated military technology, try shooting down the American planes. Little they know they were shooting at Russians.

And now they'll have to deal with the Fury of Putin. In Federal Russia, president still assassinates you. 3pts

fuChris
Aim high. You may still miss the target, but at least you won't shoot your foot off.

You wouldn't believe how many soldiers could use this advice. 3.5pts

Maurice
"Through new techniques, the North Korean army managed to negate the recoil effect of their rifles. Because of this, their nation is the first one to feature a platoon of Inter-Continental Assault Rifle Experts!

Kim's reply on the demonstration: "I-CARE!""

Northu Korea - Bestu Korea! also, I'm preety sure that Chinky Pig's statement was "I WANT CAKE!" 3.5pts

AlkarRahn
"Alright, boys. I had too much alcohol last night, and the sun is just too bright. Shoot the sun dead!"

Who ressurected Caligula? 4pts

Damacon_Ace

"Alright soldiers, I've been tired of living off porridge, biscuits and corned mutton. What I want is some fresh duck for dinner tonight, and I want you all to give me some! I see those ducks now. Fire!"

Better than spaniels and double barrel 12 gauges. 3.5pts

Minion
What finally broke our commander, after years of war, was a "bird bomb"

The most devastating weapon known to man. And bird. 5 pts

Trogdor
The latest in military gadgetry, the Binocular Howitzer, available for the low cost of A MILLION DOLLARS! Ammunition sold separately!

But wait! There's More! 3.5pts

Neraus
-A'ight mates, the French are coming on their horses, but they are underestimating the mud, let loose the hail of arrows!
-Sir, with all due respect, the Germans are advancing, we should start gunning them down...
-YEOMEN! BOWS TO THE SKIES! LOOSE!

A new sequel to Les Visiteurs? 3.5pts

Elvin
Brace yourselves men, breakfast is coming! Our budget is spent for this month - you miss, you starve!

Is that the current situation of the Greek military? 4.5pts


Scoreboard
fuChris - 10.5
Maurice - 11
Blizzardboy - 3
Galaad - 6
NoobX - 9.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 11,5
Trogdor - 5.5
EnergyZ - 7
AlkarRahn - 9,5
Elvin - 7
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 7.5
Damacon_Ace - 7.5


And the theme goes on...
Will be rated on October 15th.


____________
Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
* * *
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted October 10, 2017 10:54 AM

"Why should one always make people happy? It might be a good idea to tank them once in a while."
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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted October 10, 2017 11:26 AM

"Look, I'm not saying praying to Jesus is bad or anything but all those Muslims are praying to Allah and none of them have to deal with all this snow bullsh*t."
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
~Knowledge is power~
posted October 10, 2017 11:41 AM
Edited by NoobX at 11:42, 10 Oct 2017.

Hop on the DEUS VULT truck, my son.
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