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posted August 09, 2008 09:26 PM |
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The Swedish Chef 
"I heuby-euby snullanakka njiöfi snöfi flenska Chikan inde Pöte leutit Beuk öt hundördundFeufti degri"
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posted August 09, 2008 10:42 PM |
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Who would win?
The Chicken!
Or maybe the Hamster!
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posted August 10, 2008 01:30 AM |
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The Japanese chef all the way... you don't stand a chance. He's japanese so he also a kungfu master and he can fly with the power of his thoughts!! And run on walls!! He's asian afterall (prejudice ftw!)!
Berserk Combat Hamster >>>> everything. Sorry the chicken is history.
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posted August 10, 2008 03:26 AM |
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Definitely the Japanese Chef. 
And for Asheera, I would pick the Chicken.
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posted August 10, 2008 01:23 PM |
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japanese chef
the chicken will win as it has a sharp beak and the hamster doesn't
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Lexxan
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posted August 10, 2008 01:28 PM |
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Swedish chef (already said that)
and...
Boo! Miniature Giant Space Hamsters ftw!
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posted August 10, 2008 01:40 PM |
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Oh I forgot to say, definitely the Japanese chef
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posted August 10, 2008 02:08 PM |
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This is the greatest thread in a long time!
Btw who won between chief and warhammer?
Oh, yeah.
Winner is Master Chief by execution!
While I've been trying to avoid two combatants from the same medium, here's two comic book characters.
ROUND TEN:
The Thing
vs.
Wolverine
Cage match.
background info from wikipedia
THE THING
-high levels of superhuman strength, stamina, and resistance to physical injury
-his strength has continued to increase over the years due to a combination of further mutation and special exercise equipment
-he has been described as "not quite as strong as the Hulk, but close" It has been suggested by Marvel Comics writer that The Thing is "strong enough to lift a battleship"
-is capable of surviving impacts of great strength and force without sustaining injury
-able to withstand gunfire from high caliber weapons as well as armor piercing rounds
-highly advanced musculature generates fewer fatigue toxins during physical activity, granting him superhuman levels of stamina
-senses can withstand greater levels of sensory stimulation than an ordinary human, with the exception of his sense of touch. His lungs possess greater efficiency and volume than those of an ordinary human. As a result, the Thing is capable of holding his breath for much greater periods of time.
-agility and reflexes remain at the same level they had been prior to his transformation
-fighting style incorporates elements of boxing, wrestling, judo, jujutsu, and street-fighting techniques, as well as hand-to-hand combat training from the military.
WOLVERINE
-accelerated healing process that regenerates damaged or destroyed areas of his body far beyond the capabilities of an ordinary human
-virtually immune to nearly all toxins and diseases, however, he still suffers the immediate effects of such substances
-his healing factor also dramatically slows his aging process; despite being born in the late 1800s, he has the appearance and vitality of a man in his physical prime.
-stamina is sufficiently heightened to the point he can exert himself for numerous hours, even after exposure to powerful tranquilizers
-agility and reflexes are also enhanced to levels that are beyond the physical limits of the finest human athlete
-can push his muscles beyond the limits of the human body without injury
-some degree of superhuman strength
-senses of sight, smell, and hearing are all superhumanly acute
-can see with perfect clarity at greater distances than an ordinary human, even in near-total darkness
-pronounced canines and three retractable claws housed within each forearm, the claws can cut almost any known solid material
-sometimes lapses into a "berserker rage" while in close combat
Who would win? 
sorry for the lapse of interest
oh, and guys, from now on please don't post the spam fights in here.
If you want a fight to be official, please HCM it to me and I will post it.
As you can see if other ppl just post their own fights people just skip over them or go back to old ones and it just gets confusing.
Please only comment on current fights also 
thaaaaaaaaanks
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posted August 10, 2008 02:13 PM |
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The Thing! I mean, I don't think Wolverine can even hurt him
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posted August 10, 2008 04:53 PM |
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The claws that can cut almost through anything against the skin that can withstand almost anything. Another variation of the classic question - what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Since my mind can't make a decision, I'll go with my gut feeling, which says that the Thing is a slight favorite.
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posted August 10, 2008 05:25 PM |
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Wolverine is too fast for the Thing. And he'll eventually put him down, after like 1000 hits
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posted August 10, 2008 05:31 PM |
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street-fighting techniques
HADOUKEN! The Thing will win wolverine, but a consolation prize goes to Wolverine for being the more interesting character and not having anti-communistic origins.
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posted August 10, 2008 05:48 PM |
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Wolverine's Special is that he regenerates extremely fast. The Thing can't beat him , only if you can punch him faster than his healing rate (or can cast Armageddon)
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Geny
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posted August 10, 2008 06:06 PM |
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Wolverine's regeneration ability is overrated, he needs time to heal the more serious wounds, and every blow the Thing lands on him is very serious. As for Logan's agility, while a great help, it won't let him avoid everything the Thing throws at him for two reasons: the first is that Ben Grimm has overgone military training and uses many fighting styles and second - this is a cage match, there's just no where to run or hide.
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posted August 10, 2008 06:09 PM |
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As for Logan's agility, while a great help, it won't let him avoid everything the Thing throws at him for two reasons: the first is that Ben Grimm has overgone military training and uses many fighting styles and second - this is a cage match, there's just no where to run or hide.
It's not such a small cage fight. The Thing won't be able to hit him. Also:
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-pronounced canines and three retractable claws housed within each forearm, the claws can cut almost any known solid material
Also remember Wolverine has an adamantium skeletal system.
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posted August 10, 2008 06:38 PM |
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It's not such a small cage fight. The Thing won't be able to hit him.
Huh?Quote:
Cage match.
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Also:
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-pronounced canines and three retractable claws housed within each forearm, the claws can cut almost any known solid material
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-able to withstand gunfire from high caliber weapons as well as armor piercing rounds
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posted August 10, 2008 06:42 PM |
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as well as armor piercing rounds
??? Claws aren't rounds
round = bullet
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posted August 10, 2008 06:44 PM |
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its a comparison.
adamentitium claws vs armor piercing bullet
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posted August 10, 2008 06:47 PM |
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its a comparison.
adamentitium claws vs armor piercing bullet
I don't recall armor piercing bullets going through EVERY material. Not to mention that they have a lot less pressure (wolverine has super-strength as well).
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posted August 10, 2008 06:49 PM |
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I don't recall armor piercing bullets going through EVERY material.
I don't recall Wolverine's Claws going through EVERY material
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