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Mytical
Mytical


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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted September 21, 2008 09:58 AM

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I challenge Zamfir in the Despute ring. The loser will have to do the winners chores for 1 year.


Despute Ring is for fun or revenge, not for pawning off chores
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Mytical
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posted September 21, 2008 10:44 AM

Ok tonights match is Zamfir vs Carcity...it is going to be a ...... wait we are getting word that a fight broke out backstage..we are going there live.

Elvin and Vangelis21 (Hereafter referred to as E and V) are fighting it out in a street fight. "You can't win, I know every move, every counter.  I know EVERYTHING." screams V.  The fighting is intense, but Elvin's experience is starting to show.  He is not wasting breath with words, but showing what he knows instead.

V just keeps talking trash while the two fight.  He does appear to know quite a few moves, and counters, but his arrogance might get the best of him.  He is running out of wind quick.  Elvin is keeping calm and cool, not falling for the bait.  He lands the dreaded Elvin Atomic Knee Drop.  There is the pin..and the victory.

V "What! I can't lose, I demand a rematch!  I know everything!  Everything!" He is ranting and raving..a dart just sprouted from his neck..he has passed out!  Wonder what happened..and who interfeared.
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted September 21, 2008 10:46 AM

lol, not as good as your previous ones but still a good read. Keep them coming, hehe.

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Mytical
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posted September 21, 2008 10:49 AM

Will be honest, because of something that happened it might be a bit before I am able to make the really good ones again.  
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posted September 21, 2008 11:22 AM

Take it easy Mysty Besides I did chuckle with that one For the record while a loud guy, Vangelis will never complain if he loses.
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Mytical
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posted September 21, 2008 11:30 AM

Hehe, yeah.  Like I have mentioned before these are ment to be humorous.  I even pick on myself in these things .  Heck I even picked on you Elvin (the frank-n-furter outfit )  Even Asheera, Pan, and Kook will feel the sting if they havn't already.  Hehe.
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted September 21, 2008 11:37 AM

Hehe. It was still good but just not as good as the rest. It was unexpected though (the end).

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Adrius
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posted September 21, 2008 12:00 PM

Huh? I missed one

Both were good imo

I'll be taking that belt back soon enough...
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted September 21, 2008 12:23 PM

I hope you won't take the belt back.

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Asheera
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posted September 21, 2008 02:55 PM

IMO, it was a nice one
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Mytical
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posted September 22, 2008 12:34 PM
Edited by Mytical at 12:39, 22 Sep 2008.

Tonight we again have the Zamfir vs Carcity matchup.  The two competitors were very upset at their match being interrupted last time.  This should be a good one!

Wait...wait..yes we are getting word once again that there is a disturbance in the womans locker room!  We go now on the scene..

Round 1 - Right outside the womens locker roome Al_Killmore and Jinxer are going toe to toe.  Guess Zamfir and Carcity are not taking this laying down, because now they are attacking both Al and Jinx!  And each other!  It is a free for all chaotic match..at least there is a ref on the scene, even if he looks lost and confused on what to do!

Round 2 - BAM!  Pow!  It is a heck of a match here in the Despute Ring Arena.  I think that they are even attacking themselves!  Uh oh, they just crashed through the locker room door.  There is a confused and bewildered Chrysta-Cat standing there..and she isn't quite dressed.  The fight continues, as she tries to cover herself, and the guys are stopping and staring.  The fight has come to a stand still!  Wait..somebody or something just threw Jinxer out..there goes Al, then Zamfir, and now Carcity!  It is the Mystery Mod!!!  Carcity sees an opening..he is pinning Jinxer..we have a WINNER!!!

Inside the locker room the Mystery Mod is checking on Chrysta...POW Chrysta just laid out the Mystery Mod..one hit!  Fell like a sack of stones.  Well..that is it for tonight..see you next time.

Edit : ((Ps, if you havn't noticed I am taking some things that come up in threads for my fights..oh and YAY!! Another Diva for me to torment..I mean use for the Despute Ring))
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted September 22, 2008 12:40 PM

Very nice, Mytical. That's more like it. Good work.

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carcity
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posted September 22, 2008 06:34 PM

LOL and YAAAYYYEEE
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Asheera
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posted September 22, 2008 07:35 PM

LOL great one! More ToH drama
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Mytical
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posted September 25, 2008 01:19 PM
Edited by Mytical at 13:29, 25 Sep 2008.

Good evening all you despute ring fans out there, this is your announcer IMA Fillibuster here, bring you all the latest on the Despute Ring.  As you know we have experienced some technical difficulties because our owner Mytical has taken a mental hiatus.  Last we heard she was in a white padded room somewhere mumbling something like "The chickens are coming, the chickens are coming."

Well, that can mean only one thing.  Our temporary interim manager is none other then Chaotica.  Lets go down to the ring to hear her announcement.

"Tonight we have a gender bender match.  Whoever looses will be turned into a female for 30 days.  The competitors are TnT, TA, and Elvin."

Round 1 - Wow, they brought everything but the kitchen..no there is a kitchen sink.  They don't want to be turned into a woman!  We have 2x4's, chairs, and rolled up socks....wonder what that is about.  TnT and TA are beating each other to a pulp.

Round 2 - Elvin is mostly watching, and now that they are weakened he is going for the win.  Wait...there is Asheera.  She hits Elvin with the hilt of a dagger, and he is out.  She is talking to both TA and TNT..they seem shaken..and go over and pin Elvin.  They are running for the hills...Elvin has lost!

Asheera is standing over Elvin with an Evil grin on her face..fade to black...
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted September 25, 2008 01:31 PM

Oh how I wish i could take a mental hiatus sometime too.

Waiting eagerly for the next chapter.
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Asheera
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posted September 25, 2008 03:12 PM

LOL nice one

Although I don't have anything against Elvin
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posted September 25, 2008 05:25 PM

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Although I don't have anything against Elvin
Mind control is awesome...
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alcibiades
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posted September 25, 2008 05:28 PM

Also, even if I don't have anything against Elvin, given the opportunity to have him spent 30 days as female, there would not be much hescitation.

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carcity
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posted September 25, 2008 05:43 PM
Edited by carcity at 17:44, 25 Sep 2008.

well I managed to sneak into Elvin's room and took a picture of him as a girl. It is a bit small but you can see the lipstick if you look close

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