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I was born in outer space. My mother was the Moon itself, and my father was the first man to walk on the Moon. And no, he was not Neil Armstrong, that's pure propaganda, to cover the fact that my father died there.

My father fell in love with the Moon and, in order to kiss it, he had to take out his astronaut costume. Unfortunately this way he died of lack of oxygen shortly thereafter.

My mom loved him very much as well, and she 'swallowed' my father and after 3.578 seconds gave birth to a little dark elf.

I had problems with breathing myself, but aliens abducted me shortly just in time. After they made a lot of tests on me, they made me dance Blues, and then sent me to Earth.

But that's not all of my tragedy. The greedy humans transformed my poor mom into a scripting language. Now I lost both of my parents and I feel so alone





P.S. This is what the government tries to cover up with those fake photos. The origins of my existence.

P.P.S. Oranges are better than apples.

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The aliens sent me to Earth when they were finished with me... I thought I said that

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gatherd as much as Estrogen i could in the world and i put it all together it created the moon,which has to do with mansturation...

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Dont worry lexan your not alone. My story involved ninjas living like wolves raising me, and STILL didn't get a single response lol.

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Trust me guys, if a girl on the internet doesn't want to show you her picture... Please trust me on this... You DON'T want to see it

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Hello I'm going door to door requesting support or your endorsement for this petition to see Asheeras picture this November or late December?

So far we have 1's of endorsements.


Bah I give up, drops clip board with 2 signatures on it (multis count)

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