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LordZXZX
Famous Hero
Overfished
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posted February 01, 2009 07:33 PM |
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What is crude sulphir?
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted February 01, 2009 09:37 PM |
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Ylaya.com
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What a coincidence
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"Thy gates have fallen. Thy walls have fallen. Thou head is mine."
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LordGodric
Known Hero
The Griffin Rider
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posted February 03, 2009 08:32 PM |
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I vote for phoenix!
-why that dark knigth is showing his sword to me...
AAAAAH! SOMEONE CALL A INQUISITOR!!! HELPMEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee....
*sometime later...
-phew... at all, i'm alive...
don't let this topic die! it is too funny to end!
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted February 04, 2009 07:29 AM |
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Oh, and i just started digging the graves for this 17 page contest in my back yard. Well if the contest isn't going to die first, then maybe lord godric will. 
oops!got off topic.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 05, 2009 04:16 AM |
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Death Knight: “Thank you ladies and gentlemen! I really do appreciate winning the contest here. You all are wonderful! Thank you! Thank you!”
Blizzardboy: "*cough* You lost. The Phoenix won the contest."
Death Knight: “What???!!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME. IF I DON’T WIN THIS CONTEST I WILL KILL MYSELF”
Blizzardboy: “You’re a Death Knight. You’re already dead. Anyway, congratz to the Phoenix, he… she… it…will be moving on to the fashion finals!
Forgive the delay, but once the civilian casualty count reached over 20,000, we ran into some really deep legal issues. It was something about how we don’t listen to the authorities to follow proper safety procedures. I’m not sure what their exact problems were because I wasn’t really listening. Anyway, we’re moving on to the Academy creatures!
It’s the 10th round, and the drama has risen to a new levels. With emotions running high and with some contestants starting to break down and cry from anxiety, and some of them even being hospitalized and killed due to heat stroke, heart attacks, nervous breakdowns, and having large blades stuck in their back, we’ve adopted a new system for this round. The contestants will be granted a short amount of time to speak out and convince you to vote for them! Here we go!
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Master Gremlin: “Hi guys!  We just wanted to say that we love you all! And that…. AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH OHHHH MY BACK…..”
Gremlin Saboteur: “Good evening Infidels. We wish to express our utmost gratitude should you vote for us and send us into the final round.”
Obsidian Gargoyle: “…”
Elemental Gargoyle: “…”
Steel Golem: “We are the Borg. Your biological and technological civilization will be assimilated into our civilization. You have 12 hours to organize your population for processing. You have 5 minutes to comply.”
Magnetic Golem: “I’m alive!!! I’m alive!!!! I’m alive!!!!!!! I’m Johnny 5 and I’m alive!!!!!! Wooooooo hooooooooooo…. Weeeeeeee I’M GOING SO FAST *crash*”
Archmage: “… …. Heellloooooo…… we…. are…"
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*snore*
Blizzardboy: “Sir.”
Archmage: “Excuse me… we… are…. the……" *snore*
Blizzardboy: “Sir!”
Archmage: “Excuse me. We would like to demonstrate our power by casting a spell for you. This will just take a few dozen moments. Let me pull out my scroll so I can start waving my wand around for 15 minutes.”
Blizzardboy: “NOO!! CUT!!! NEXT!!!!.”
Battle Mage: *clears throat* “Ohhh I come from a land from a far away place where the caravan camels roam! Where it’s flat and immense and the heat is intense, it’s barbaric, but hey! It’s home! When the winds from east, and the sands from the west, and the sand in the glass is right! Come on down, stop on by, hop a carpet and fly, to annoooother ARRRAAAABIIIIIAN NIIIIIIGHT!!!!!! ARRRAAABIIIAAN NIIIIIIIIGHTS! LIKE ARABIAN DAAAAAAYS! MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, IT’S HOTTER THAN HOT, IN A LOT OF GOOOOOD WAAAAAYS! ARABIAN NIIIIIIIIIGHTS LIKE ARABIAN MOOOOOONS! A FOOL OFF HIS GUARD, COULD FALL AND FALL HARD, OUT THERE ON THE DUUUUUUUNES!!!!!”
Djiin Sultan: “Vote me and I’ll grant you three wishes! However, before you ask, there are some limitations!
Number 1! I can’t bring anyone back from the dead. It’s not a pretty sight. I DON’T LIKE DOING IT!
Number 2! I can’t make somebody fall in love! Mwwwwa!
Number 3! No wishing for more wishes!!!!!”
Djiin Vizier: “Where is my head?”
Rakshasa Raja: “I want chicken! I want liver! Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver!”
Rakshasa Kshatri: “I… I…. I….. I….. I….. I….. I….. I…. I…. I….. I….. I….. I….. I….. I….. I……. I….. I….."
Blizzardboy: “…”
Rakshasa Kshatri: “I…. I…. Can I start over?"
Blizzardboy: “No.”
Titan: “Bow to me!!!!”
Storm Giant: “Hi guys! Oh my gosh! I’m so excited to be here! I really want you all to vote for me because I’ve been realllly looking forward to this…. And… and I *sniff* I just…. I just really have all these emotions bottled up inside me. And I’m just so nervous. Oh gosh. I’m breaking down! I'm a tier 7 creature and everybody has so many expectations for me! And the Titans are always making fun of me because I am afraid of lightning  Why can't I just be myself? I just wanted to be a farmer since I was a little boy .... oh gosh! I'm sorry, I totally messed this speech up. Can I start over?"
Blizzardboy: "No."
Storm Giant: *runs off the stage while crying*
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Malgore
Adventuring Hero
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posted February 05, 2009 01:47 PM |
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Vote for Borg Steel Golem!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted February 05, 2009 03:11 PM |
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Titans, they look handsome and badass.
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Ednaguy
Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted February 05, 2009 03:14 PM |
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I vote for Archmages. Love their wands electrical toothbrushes 
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "
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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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posted February 05, 2009 03:16 PM |
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I vote for
I love the concept of them and would love to have one as a pet
(later as my tombstone)
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none of my business.
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DarkCrystal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Staright out of line
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posted February 05, 2009 04:03 PM |
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This time I vote for Rakshasa Raja. Love how they look and especialy their glow.
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Sometimes I'm about to yell: "It is flat you idiots!" But I don't wanna die in fire. 
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted February 05, 2009 04:04 PM |
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lol, everybody so far voted for different creatures this will probably be tight.
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Arkady_16
Hired Hero
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posted February 05, 2009 06:56 PM |
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Titans for me too i like the H5 and H3 titans never was a tower/academy fan before but i always liked the Titans.
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The warrior protects and defends because he realizes the value of others.
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Arcax
Promising
Famous Hero
Its quite hot inside...
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posted February 05, 2009 07:47 PM |
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Im voting for Jean Claude van Damme, love his movies
P.S Titan
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LordGodric
Known Hero
The Griffin Rider
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posted February 05, 2009 08:45 PM |
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i vote for the sleepy Archmage!
he is a powerful creature - when isn't spleeping, of course...
mages are my favorite creature in tower/academy! *and I didn't like nival/ubi h5's 'arabian' academy ¬¬*
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted February 05, 2009 08:51 PM |
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I'd vote for Rani... But apparently that deal is off, so I'll take this post to say that blizzie boy is awesome when he made this.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Buji
Known Hero
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posted February 05, 2009 09:10 PM |
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted February 05, 2009 10:24 PM |
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Djinn Sultan.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Nebdar
Promising
Supreme Hero
Generation N
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posted February 05, 2009 11:24 PM |
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Quote:
Number 3! No wishing for more wishes!!!!!�
Hey that wish was the fun part about wishing Good thing that there are Gold Fishes maybe they don't have such wishes about wishing.
Vote Magnetic Golem. Love his armor
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted February 06, 2009 05:31 AM |
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I vote forrrrrrr.....?
Let's seeee...
Can i waste my vote? I don't like academy cratures!
Ok i'll just do it.
Titans
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"Thy gates have fallen. Thy walls have fallen. Thou head is mine."
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LordZXZX
Famous Hero
Overfished
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posted February 06, 2009 09:25 AM |
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Edited by LordZXZX at 09:28, 06 Feb 2009.
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