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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted March 20, 2011 06:11 PM |
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I've had that happen to me MM. Scary as Hell. Looked like a zombie for week because I wasn't eating or sleeping. We used protection too but somehow the home test said it was positive. In one of my dumber moments, I never actually saw the home test and for some reason took the girl's word for it. So we went to see a doctor.
The doctor we went to started the results with "I personally believe that all babies come from a pool in heaven and if one is born, it goes back into the pool and waits to be born at a different time."
It was unbearable. I silently prayed to be struck by lightning during her preamble. Why she thought we would want to hear her story is beyond me.
Thankfully, the results were negative. No murder-suicide for me! 
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 20, 2011 06:17 PM |
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You might want to.
Soldiers with family are considered more reliable and turstworthy so it effects the positions you get.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted March 20, 2011 08:20 PM |
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Will you forever be hooking up? Why is "whorish" behavior so bad? You say you engage but simultaneously you frown upon it.
I really don't know. I'm going to be honest. Yeah, I hook up from time to time but it doesn't mean I approve of it. I feel bad about it because somewhere deep down in the black hole that used to be a heart I think I'm looking for something long term and meaningful.
I'm no good at the whole self analyses thing. But that's why I think I feel that way. I do it but I hate it.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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CondomRoller
Tavern Dweller
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posted March 20, 2011 10:42 PM |
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Women are like pokemon.
How do you get a pokemon? First you need another pokemon to beat on them a little bit so they are weak. Then if you can put them to sleep or paralyze them that helps a lot too. Finally the better your pokeball is the more likely you'll be able to catch em.
Now let's compare this to women. It's impossible to get a woman unless you already have one. The better the woman you have the better new women you can get. Putting them to sleep or paralyzing them works even better in real life than in the game. And last but not least, the better your dick is the more likely you'll catch the girl.
PokeWomen - Gotta **** 'em all.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted March 20, 2011 11:04 PM |
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Women are like pokemon.
How do you get a pokemon? First you need another pokemon to beat on them a little bit so they are weak. Then if you can put them to sleep or paralyze them that helps a lot too. Finally the better your pokeball is the more likely you'll be able to catch em.
Now let's compare this to women. It's impossible to get a woman unless you already have one. The better the woman you have the better new women you can get. Putting them to sleep or paralyzing them works even better in real life than in the game. And last but not least, the better your dick is the more likely you'll catch the girl.
PokeWomen - Gotta **** 'em all.
Still yet to get a girlfriend huh .... hmm I wonder why.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted March 20, 2011 11:10 PM |
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Edited by Fauch at 23:11, 20 Mar 2011.
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paralyzing them works even better in real life than in the game
btw, do you use condoms?
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted March 20, 2011 11:14 PM |
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Don't bother Meroe, that kid will be banned soon enough.
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Bask in the light of my glorious shining unicorn.
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CondomRoller
Tavern Dweller
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posted March 21, 2011 03:29 PM |
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Still yet to get a girlfriend huh .... hmm I wonder why.
Meroe you and I think alike. Gotta **** em all.
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted March 21, 2011 09:23 PM |
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Future self. Please stop breaking the time continuum. You're not supposed to be here, before ~two weeks time.
Btw., you're just as awesome as I expected.
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