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pandora
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posted May 07, 2009 10:47 PM |
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This thread has completely and irrecovably changed my opinion about many of you 
From now on imagine I'm in the center of a 100 ft circle - you may not step into my circle. Think of it as an invisible forcefield that you may not cross. Never. Just don't.
Yikes!
And before any of you think of asking, no Valeriy won't create a new forum for eunuchs. 
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Lexxan
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posted May 07, 2009 10:50 PM |
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You forgot the hotdog in a bun
The things advertisers will do.
BLIZZY HAS FOUND HIS WIENER!!! 
@Pandora: Every thread that contains the name of a "genital" (whether male or female), is off limit for Female Moderators from Canada, which are also married, have Children and like hockey.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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posted May 07, 2009 10:50 PM |
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The resemblance is amazing. It even has the twin jet engines.
Don't they point in the wrong way?
Noobs...
Don't even know the electromagnetic forces involved.
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pandora
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posted May 07, 2009 11:19 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 23:25, 07 May 2009.
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Lexxan, nothing is off limit to me
Besides, I have no issues with anyone's naughty bits *unless they're nasty and for some horrible reason I have to look at them) , and I'm not objecting to the thread, or the topic or any of the like.
I simply find some of the posts to be rather telling
And also, I've read about cults that feel its necessary for their male members to lop their junk off to go on to reach nirvana, and just in case something like this is even on the brink of happening here I want to get as far from the crazy as I can, that's all.
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Elvin
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posted May 07, 2009 11:21 PM |
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Nirvana? I'm happy where I am thank you very much
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pandora
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posted May 07, 2009 11:24 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 23:25, 07 May 2009.
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I'm against this! If your penis doesn't think, then you're never gonna get laid and life will be horrible!
BTW about this quote...
I think its been proven time and time again that they don't think, they react (sometimes way too quickly) and those reactions affect your brain's ability to make the right decisions - and that's what messes you up.
I implore you boys, give your brains a chance!
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Elvin
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posted May 07, 2009 11:37 PM |
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Lexxan
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posted May 07, 2009 11:39 PM |
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Can I haz Cheezburgr?
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posted May 08, 2009 12:36 AM |
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1. Never do what the penis tells you to! The penis is a devous little creature. You give it your pinkie and it grabs the whole arm!
What is this i dont even
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Aculias
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posted May 08, 2009 02:34 AM |
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*After eating a twix ar*
Yea you guys. Women dont get turned on about the confounded profunded parts!!!
They love the mind.
Profunded confounded parts come after
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Celfious
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posted May 08, 2009 02:56 AM |
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Personaly, I try to avoid foods that can be held in offensive ways... Especialy on a date. I would hate to hold a bread stick pointing up on the other side of a table with my favorite girl who might take it the wrong way...
Then again, maybe she will think about it a lot and not say anything.. Positive effects are possible...
*contimplates*
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Azagal
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posted May 08, 2009 09:02 AM |
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they react (sometimes way too quickly) and those reactions affect your brain's ability to make the right decisions - and that's what messes you up.
How.... how.... how does she... know?! Quick men! One of our vital weaknesses has been spotted! We must act before this information spreads to other women!
What a coincidence... just had a conversation with my friend today as to how a dick can totally shut your brain off and you're suddenly on autopilot (it's really funny if you can still think a little bit and you're in a struggle with your friend xD). So awesome.
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Keksimaton
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posted May 08, 2009 01:48 PM |
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@Pandora: What on earth gave you the idea that I was planning to cut off every single penis in the entire world and store them in my trophy case and mount them on my walls as marks of victory?
I'd like you to know that I'm not!
If somebody is planning such a thing, it is definently not me.
This is about fighting the mind control powers of the penis and stopping the penis collective from conquering the world. Not about eunudering every single man on earth.
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Totoro
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posted May 08, 2009 03:06 PM |
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Penis is the subject of worship. Who dares to defy it!?
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Keksimaton
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posted May 08, 2009 05:17 PM |
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I'd rather ask: What subject of worship is not beign defied?
Edit: P.S. Also, I am defying penis even right now.
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posted May 10, 2009 11:31 AM |
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I'd rather ask: What subject of worship is not beign defied?
Edit: P.S. Also, I am defying penis even right now.
Need help with that?
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posted May 10, 2009 11:45 AM |
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From now on imagine I'm in the center of a 100 ft circle - you may not step into my circle. Think of it as an invisible forcefield that you may not cross. Never. Just don't.
Can I enter that 100 ft circle? Think carefully before answering. 
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pandora
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posted May 11, 2009 10:41 PM |
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I'm still thinking about it Mytical...
As for this thread, I wasn't suggesting that this thread was about anyone actually lopping off their kibbles and bits - but I do believe that if you stay on this here road long enough, you just may find yourself there
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Elvin
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posted May 11, 2009 11:14 PM |
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Well there is abstinence that is a lot more enjoyable 
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posted May 11, 2009 11:19 PM |
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I'm still thinking about it Mytical...
As for this thread, I wasn't suggesting that this thread was about anyone actually lopping off their kibbles and bits - but I do believe that if you stay on this here road long enough, you just may find yourself there
Some of us weren't given a choice... for some of us, it was there one minute... and the next it was gone 
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