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mvassilev
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posted May 16, 2009 11:05 PM |
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The Farm
The Glade isn't all RPs - there are also several short stories. And now I believe it may be the time for a CYOA: Create Your Own Adventure. The author writes part of the story, then suggests choices for the audience to vote on. The winning choice is the next part of the story. CYOAs can be light-hearted or serious. So, without further ado, let us begin!
The Farm
You live on a farm with talking animals, but the animals are very critical of you and the way in which you run your farm. The chickens constantly complain that their seed is unsatisfactory. The pig believes that you're trying to poison his slop, and refuses to eat. The goat has the mouth of a sailor and the horse constantly makes horse puns.
One day you call a meeting in the barn to address the issues that the animals have raised. What do you do?
A) Tell them to shut up and be happy with what they have.
B) Listen to each and every one of their concerns.
C) Slaughter the animals.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 16, 2009 11:23 PM |
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Do we just vote, or also discuss our choices? I'll opt for the latter.
A will cause much complaint and the animals will cease to cooperate.
B will produce lots of useless feedback, since animals are just that - animals. They don't know about life in the real world. A waste of time.
C creates product which can help buy PROPER, LESS VOCAL animals, which - by decreasing our frustration - will increase overall productivity.
I choose to C) Slaughter the whole lot.
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Yolk and God bless.
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mvassilev
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posted May 16, 2009 11:25 PM |
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You can discuss, but it probably won't affect the story.
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 16, 2009 11:27 PM |
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I choose D) The revival of Woock's comics thread.
While C) sounds good it is a potential story killer. If we are to build a story here, a harsh conflict will only do it some good.
I vote A).
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 16, 2009 11:30 PM |
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted May 16, 2009 11:33 PM |
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Funny story. I vote A 
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The above post is subject to SIRIOUSness.
No jokes were harmed during the making of this signature.
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Oscarius
Famous Hero
*sleepy*
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posted May 16, 2009 11:35 PM |
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I go with A too.
B is too nice and C is too evil. 
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Need moar avatars!
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mamgaeater
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Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted May 16, 2009 11:55 PM |
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B. perhas one of them is intelligent.
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Ednaguy
Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted May 17, 2009 12:02 AM |
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B. He can just listen to them and then do nothing afterwards, it always works for me
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted May 17, 2009 01:20 AM |
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I will play this when I get closer to being in farmacy school
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What are you up to
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Lexxan
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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 17, 2009 01:29 AM |
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A of course. can't stand the whining.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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mvassilev
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posted May 17, 2009 04:35 AM |
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A) Tell them to shut up and be happy with what they have.
You walk into the barn. The darkness of your visage must have betrayed your intentions - "Why the long face?" the horse Boxer asked. "**** you and your ****ing puns!" the goat Muriel yelled. You turn towards the animals, and bellow, "If you keep up with your whining, I'm going to slaughter every last one of you!" The falls fell silent.
Then the donkey named Benjamin steps forward. "I'm sorry, Farmer Jones," he said, moving about in an embarrassed manner, "But I have herpes. I got it from the neighbour's son." Silence greets this statement. Then everyone hears Boxer's voice, "Benjamin, don't be such an ass." What do you do?
A) Go beat up the neighbour's son, who is apparently a furry
B) Ignore Benjamin and try to press your point again
C) Kill a chicken
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DagothGares
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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted May 17, 2009 11:15 AM |
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Man, I just read animal farm!
Anyway, ignore Benjamin.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 17, 2009 11:47 AM |
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C) kill a chickhen.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Evasion
Famous Hero
Groovy!
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posted May 17, 2009 12:00 PM |
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B) Ignore Benjamin
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william
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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted May 17, 2009 01:36 PM |
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A) Beat up the neighbours son. lol
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Ednaguy
Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted May 17, 2009 01:51 PM |
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A, then we'll get some action.
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted May 17, 2009 01:56 PM |
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Heh, definately A 
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Anakrom
Known Hero
(Scroll) Out of the blue
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posted May 17, 2009 02:40 PM |
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A
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Result matters
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted May 17, 2009 03:24 PM |
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