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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 27, 2014 07:50 AM |
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Same reason why Obama spies on us - WHO CARES?!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted January 27, 2014 09:08 AM |
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted January 27, 2014 11:27 AM |
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Lorde won a couple of Grammys.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 27, 2014 03:00 PM |
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they found out what they were really being served in restaurants...
butt banana's.
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Sandman
Known Hero
Fearsome Warrior
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posted January 27, 2014 07:38 PM |
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Some idiot in government exported the entire peanut butter supply 
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted January 28, 2014 06:17 AM |
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They are not only fed up with the BS, but they have the blood and conviction of legendary pirates.
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What are you up to
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted January 29, 2014 03:45 AM |
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A muffin is NOT a crumpet.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted January 29, 2014 04:02 AM |
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Mvassilev said:
Salo shortage
Do I get any salt with my fat? -2 pts
Vindicator said:
To tell you the truth, I kraine't really understand it either.
U krainnot be serious. -2 pts
Polyglot said:
Can You imagine how it must feel to have rain so often, they had to rename the country? Poor Britain, no wonder they're grumpy...
UK Rain. Sounds like a great sports drink. -3 pts
NoobX said:
Same reason why Obama spies on us - WHO CARES?!
But think of the children. - 1 pt
bixie said:
the Cocaine ran out...
Important business tip: sell, don't sniff - 2 pt
Trogdor said:
Lorde won a couple of Grammys.
The earth trembles with rage - 1 pt
fred79 said:
they found out what they were really being served in restaurants...
butt banana's.
A whole new meaning to "tastes like ****". - 1 pt
Sandman said:
Some idiot in government exported the entire peanut butter supply
They'll never get away with it - 1 pt
Celfious said:
They are not only fed up with the BS, but they have the blood and conviction of legendary pirates.
Black Sea. Sounds like a pirate name to me. - 1 pt
Meroe said:
A muffin is NOT a crumpet.
How dare they! - 1 pt
The Winter and Spring Games: Round 2
Why was Napoleon Bonaparte exiled to Elba?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Vindicator
Supreme Hero
Right Back Extraordinaire
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posted January 29, 2014 04:27 AM |
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He had elbawed one too many people on the exiling committee.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 29, 2014 04:29 AM |
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They felt bad for him after he had to rule France for over a decade.
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Eccentric Opinion
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted January 29, 2014 04:34 AM |
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The original question, before you edited it 20 minutes ago, was "Why did Napoleon admire the prophet Mohammad?"
Supposing you had to change it due to rewards being placed on your head by at least three prominent sheikhs, I will stay true to my kebab removal heritage and answer the original question.
Born of a rather unfortunate courage, Napoleon was always made the butt of all jokes in the French military.
Hopelessly searching for something to run away from and finally prove himself to the people he governed, he fought all of Europe and, to his horror, won. Finally, he turned to Islam, finding promise in Mohammad's sacred flight from Mecca.
Mohammad's answer was clear and prophetic: go to Russia, get pissed on vodka, wake up, see who you had secks with.
The Russian campaign left Napoleon a broken man, yet his countrymen adore him to this very day.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted January 29, 2014 09:17 AM |
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It involved a 25'X20' world map, alot of booze, and a midget with a prussian helm...
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Sandman
Known Hero
Fearsome Warrior
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posted January 29, 2014 11:27 AM |
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He didn't meet minimum height restrictions of France.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted January 29, 2014 12:19 PM |
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IDRIS headquarters, where he was originally meant to be exiled, was too overcrowded.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted January 29, 2014 12:43 PM |
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His sex appeal combined with his political power was too much to handle: It literally threatened the stability, nay even the continuing existence of France as they knew it. The stampeding horde of French women spontaneously forming around him whenever he left his palace lay waste to anything and everything in their path. This was part of the reason why he could conquer so many countries so quickly, an often overlooked contributing factor to his various successful campaigns. Alas, the side effects such as the massive population drop of France itself made it unsustainable in the long run.
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 29, 2014 01:22 PM |
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Because he is French. French people must make things complicated.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted January 29, 2014 02:19 PM |
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Oi, Blizz, you left out Meroe!
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted January 29, 2014 10:42 PM |
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Edited by Celfious at 22:47, 29 Jan 2014.
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Bak!! 
(and after 5 minutes of this kebab song, I find my thoughts keep resetting along with the loop - I can't think!! But if I have bad neighbors in the future and ill be gone for 10 hours I guess I'll be removing their kebabs  )
Answer for game:
His short temper was a real problem, especially when confronted about wearing high heels
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What are you up to
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted January 30, 2014 03:06 AM |
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Oh I see Bliz, that's how it is now.
Fine, speak to the hand, not to the face.
*flounces off*
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted January 30, 2014 03:10 AM |
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*googles "Flounces"*
Damn, it's actually a word. I think you might be the first person to use it in 50 years. Okay fine, I'll judge your last entry, even though it doesn't make sense and I already posted the results.
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