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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted February 03, 2014 05:59 AM |
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Too much asbestos on the Death Star.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 03, 2014 06:39 AM |
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Mvassilev said:
Stubbed his toe.
It almost hurts enough to qualify - 1 pt
Sandman said:
He got curious and inserted his lightsaber somewhere he really shouldn't have. The idea of "use the force" didn't help though.
Use the force Ani! Use the force! No, don't use the force! - 3 pts
Vindicator said:
Fear. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to ending up on life support in a robotic suit.
"It can happen to you." Sponsored by Parents Against Fear. -2 pt
Shyranis said:
He took a nut that a certain squirrel was eyeing.
It's important to have a plentiful supply of nuts for when the lava rises - 2 pts
MightyMage said:
This might sound complicated but try to follow my logic.
"Aliens"
They are among us. - 1 pt
Zenofex said:
He tried to kill Lucas. But instead Lucas nearly killed him.
If you can't kill a man, give him a bad script to read. - 3 pts
Celfious said:
Mr vader ate contaminated salsa at a restaurant. Now known as hepatitis salsa, this particular batch gave him a bad case of the shartz that would never go away.
Makes sense. - 2 pt
bixie said:
got into a rap battle with Stephen Fry.
MC QI done smoked his ass!
In more ways than one? - 2 pt
Zamfir said:
Ok. - -1 pt
Trogdor said:
Too much asbestos on the Death Star
The construction standards are still shady as ever. Who installed the shaft leading to the core anyway? -2 pt
The Winter and Spring Games Round 5: What is the fastest way to get from Point A to Point B?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Sandman
Known Hero
Fearsome Warrior
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posted February 03, 2014 09:01 AM |
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Head towards point C take a left at point F, eventually you will come to a set of traffic lights at point L , make a right at M then straight all the way to point Z. Go off third exit on the round about then you're at point B.
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted February 03, 2014 10:00 AM |
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Through the fifth dimension where point A and B coexist.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted February 03, 2014 08:45 PM |
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through the press of a spacebar.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 03, 2014 09:25 PM |
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 03, 2014 10:48 PM |
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a bomb. but then, you'll be at point c,d,e,f,g,h,i...etc., as well.
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted February 03, 2014 10:53 PM |
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Vindicator
Supreme Hero
Right Back Extraordinaire
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posted February 03, 2014 10:55 PM |
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You just have to ask someone to point you in the right direction.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 03, 2014 11:16 PM |
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A bit of google, a dash of schizophrenia, and an open mind.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted February 04, 2014 12:14 PM |
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A 1982 Fiat Panda
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 06, 2014 06:21 AM |
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Sandman said:
Head towards point C take a left at point F, eventually you will come to a set of traffic lights at point L , make a right at M then straight all the way to point Z. Go off third exit on the round about then you're at point B.
If I didn't have GPS I'd be in a cemetery somewhere - 2 pts
DagothGares said:
Through the fifth dimension where point A and B coexist.
Is James Earl Jones the narrator of this statement? - 1 pt
bixie said:
through the press of a spacebar.
Gotta love code. - 1 pt
Mvassilev said:
By slug-drawn sled. Call to reserve yours today!
Do they come with names? - 1 pt
fred79 said:
a bomb. but then, you'll be at point c,d,e,f,g,h,i...etc., as well.
Technically, I never said you have to be only at point B - 3pts
Alcibiades said:
ASDFGB
What about ASDFVB?! - 3 pts
Vindicator said:
You just have to ask someone to point you in the right direction.
*que musical skit* - 1 pt
Celfious said:
A bit of google, a dash of schizophrenia, and an open mind.
Or at least you'll think you're at point B - 1 pt
Trogdor said:
A 1982 Fiat Panda
I'd rather have a decent pair of hiking shoes - 1pt
Current Scores as of Round 5:
Bixie: 10 of 5 Rounds
Sandman: 9 of 5 Rounds
Vindicator: 8 of 5 Rounds
Celfious: 8 of 5 Rounds
Trogdor: 8 of 5 Rounds
Mvass: 7 of 5 Rounds
Fred79: 6 of 3 Rounds
Polyglot: 6 of 3 Rounds
NoobX: 2 of 2 Rounds
Zenofex: 3 of 1 Rounds
Alcibiades: 3 of 1 Rounds
Shyranis: 2 of 1 Rounds
Baklava: 2 of 1 Rounds
DagothGares: 1 of 1 Rounds
MightyMage: 1 of 1 Rounds
Meroe: 1 of 1 Rounds
Zamfir: -1 of 1 Rounds
The Winter and Spring Games Round 6: What is a practical way to treat itchy skin?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted February 06, 2014 11:42 AM |
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Goat's cheese. Does the trick every time.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Sandman
Known Hero
Fearsome Warrior
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posted February 06, 2014 11:55 AM |
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Cover affected area with bleech - pain will cancel out feeling itchy , problem solved
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Vindicator
Supreme Hero
Right Back Extraordinaire
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posted February 06, 2014 01:33 PM |
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I've always found amputating the affected area to work pretty well.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 06, 2014 03:20 PM |
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted February 06, 2014 05:09 PM |
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A layer of scratchy skin. Scales optional if you're short on skin.
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Friend-shaped
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted February 06, 2014 05:45 PM |
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Apply infant to the area.
Prepare sword to hold infant in place.
Draw pentagram with infant blood.
Summon devil to gain power.
Forget about itch because you are now in hell.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 06, 2014 08:39 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 20:42, 06 Feb 2014.
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remove it. grab someone your size who has beautiful skin, remove it, add zippers/buttons/lace-holes, and slip their skin on. walah.
say, are you about a size 14?
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted February 06, 2014 09:09 PM |
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