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Thread: The wrong answer game This thread is 52 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 ... 48 49 50 51 52 · «PREV / NEXT»
Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted February 03, 2014 05:59 AM

Too much asbestos on the Death Star.
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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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Prince of Poetry
posted February 03, 2014 06:39 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 06:47, 03 Feb 2014.

Mvassilev said:
Stubbed his toe.

It almost hurts enough to qualify - 1 pt

Sandman said:
He got curious and inserted his lightsaber somewhere he really shouldn't have. The idea of "use the force" didn't help though.

Use the force Ani! Use the force! No, don't use the force! - 3 pts

Vindicator said:
Fear. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to ending up on life support in a robotic suit.

"It can happen to you." Sponsored by Parents Against Fear. -2 pt

Shyranis said:
He took a nut that a certain squirrel was eyeing.

It's important to have a plentiful supply of nuts for when the lava rises - 2 pts

MightyMage said:
This might sound complicated but try to follow my logic.  
"Aliens"

They are among us. - 1 pt

Zenofex said:
He tried to kill Lucas. But instead Lucas nearly killed him.

If you can't kill a man, give him a bad script to read. - 3 pts

Celfious said:
Mr vader ate contaminated salsa at a restaurant. Now known as hepatitis salsa, this particular batch gave him a bad case of the shartz that would never go away.

Makes sense. - 2 pt

bixie said:
got into a rap battle with Stephen Fry.

MC QI done smoked his ass!

In more ways than one? - 2 pt

Zamfir said:


Ok. -  -1 pt

Trogdor said:
Too much asbestos on the Death Star

The construction standards are still shady as ever. Who installed the shaft leading to the core anyway? -2 pt



The Winter and Spring Games Round 5: What is the fastest way to get from Point A to Point B?
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Sandman
Sandman


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Fearsome Warrior
posted February 03, 2014 09:01 AM

Head towards point C take a left at point F, eventually you will come to a set of traffic lights at point L , make a right at M then straight all the way to point Z.  Go off third exit on the round about then you're at point B.
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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No gods or kings
posted February 03, 2014 10:00 AM

Through the fifth dimension where point A and B coexist.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.

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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted February 03, 2014 08:45 PM

through the press of a spacebar.

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted February 03, 2014 09:25 PM

By slug-drawn sled. Call to reserve yours today!
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 03, 2014 10:48 PM

a bomb. but then, you'll be at point c,d,e,f,g,h,i...etc., as well.

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alcibiades
alcibiades


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of Gold Dragons
posted February 03, 2014 10:53 PM

ASDFGB

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Vindicator
Vindicator


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Right Back Extraordinaire
posted February 03, 2014 10:55 PM

You just have to ask someone to point you in the right direction.

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Celfious
Celfious


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info free express
posted February 03, 2014 11:16 PM

A bit of google, a dash of schizophrenia, and an open mind.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted February 04, 2014 12:14 PM

A 1982 Fiat Panda
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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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Prince of Poetry
posted February 06, 2014 06:21 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 06:41, 06 Feb 2014.

Sandman said:
Head towards point C take a left at point F, eventually you will come to a set of traffic lights at point L , make a right at M then straight all the way to point Z.  Go off third exit on the round about then you're at point B.

If I didn't have GPS I'd be in a cemetery somewhere - 2 pts

DagothGares said:
Through the fifth dimension where point A and B coexist.

Is James Earl Jones the narrator of this statement? - 1 pt

bixie said:
through the press of a spacebar.

Gotta love code. - 1 pt

Mvassilev said:
By slug-drawn sled. Call to reserve yours today!

Do they come with names? - 1 pt

fred79 said:
a bomb. but then, you'll be at point c,d,e,f,g,h,i...etc., as well.

Technically, I never said you have to be only at point B - 3pts

Alcibiades said:
ASDFGB

What about ASDFVB?! - 3 pts

Vindicator said:
You just have to ask someone to point you in the right direction.

*que musical skit* - 1 pt

Celfious said:
A bit of google, a dash of schizophrenia, and an open mind.

Or at least you'll think you're at point B - 1 pt

Trogdor said:
A 1982 Fiat Panda

I'd rather have a decent pair of hiking shoes - 1pt



Current Scores as of Round 5:

Bixie: 10 of 5 Rounds
Sandman: 9 of 5 Rounds
Vindicator: 8 of 5 Rounds
Celfious: 8 of 5 Rounds
Trogdor: 8 of 5 Rounds
Mvass:  7 of 5 Rounds
Fred79: 6 of 3 Rounds
Polyglot: 6 of 3 Rounds
NoobX: 2 of 2 Rounds
Zenofex: 3 of 1 Rounds
Alcibiades: 3 of 1 Rounds
Shyranis: 2 of 1 Rounds
Baklava: 2 of 1 Rounds
DagothGares: 1 of 1 Rounds
MightyMage: 1 of 1 Rounds
Meroe: 1 of 1 Rounds
Zamfir: -1 of 1 Rounds




The Winter and Spring Games Round 6: What is a practical way to treat itchy skin?
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted February 06, 2014 11:42 AM

Goat's cheese. Does the trick every time.
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Sandman
Sandman


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posted February 06, 2014 11:55 AM

Cover affected area with bleech - pain will cancel out feeling itchy , problem solved
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Vindicator
Vindicator


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Right Back Extraordinaire
posted February 06, 2014 01:33 PM

I've always found amputating the affected area to work pretty well.

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted February 06, 2014 03:20 PM

Apply poison ivy and mosquitoes to the area.
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Supreme Hero
Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted February 06, 2014 05:09 PM

A layer of scratchy skin. Scales optional if you're short on skin.
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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted February 06, 2014 05:45 PM

Apply infant to the area.
Prepare sword to hold infant in place.
Draw pentagram with infant blood.
Summon devil to gain power.
Forget about itch because you are now in hell.

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 06, 2014 08:39 PM
Edited by fred79 at 20:42, 06 Feb 2014.

remove it. grab someone your size who has beautiful skin, remove it, add zippers/buttons/lace-holes, and slip their skin on. walah.




say, are you about a size 14?

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Zenofex
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posted February 06, 2014 09:09 PM

Trent Reznor 'n crew.

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