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Thread: The wrong answer game This thread is 52 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 ... 48 49 50 51 52 · «PREV / NEXT»
DagothGares
DagothGares


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No gods or kings
posted February 06, 2014 09:47 PM

I find that skin always poses ridiculous demands, so I've opted to not to treat with it whenever it itches and apply some ointment instead.
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Celfious
Celfious


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posted February 06, 2014 10:05 PM

Fill your pants with liquid benadryl and the sands of a fresh water beach.
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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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Pastry Chef
posted February 07, 2014 03:45 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 03:51, 07 Feb 2014.

Trogdor said:
Goat's cheese. Does the trick every time.

I'm hungry - 2 pts

Sandman said:
Cover affected area with bleech - pain will cancel out feeling itchy , problem solved

Nurses. Doctors. Hospitals. Nothing but a den of con artists - 1 pts

Vindicator said:
I've always found amputating the affected area to work pretty well.

What about phantom limb syndrome? - 1 pts

Mvassilev said:
Apply poison ivy and mosquitoes to the area.

Wrong answer. Do you think this is a game? - 1 pts

Polyglot said:
A layer of scratchy skin. Scales optional if you're short on skin.

Yo dawg, I heard you like itchy skin, so we put some itchy skin with your itchy skin, so you can scratch while you scratch -  1 pts

bixie said:
Apply infant to the area.
Prepare sword to hold infant in place.
Draw pentagram with infant blood.
Summon devil to gain power.
Forget about itch because you are now in hell.

Sensory distraction, like Chinese acupuncture. Why didn't I think of this before? - 2 pts

fred79 said:
remove it. grab someone your size who has beautiful skin, remove it, add zippers/buttons/lace-holes, and slip their skin on. walah.

say, are you about a size 14?

You're going to scare me right out of my skin - 2 pts

Zenofex said:
Trent Reznor 'n crew.

My mom told me that scratching it with your nails just makes it worse.  - 3 pts

DagothGares said:
I find that skin always poses ridiculous demands, so I've opted to not to treat with it whenever it itches and apply some ointment instead.

If it's not broken - too bad - don't fix it. - 2 pts

Celfious said:
Fill your pants with liquid benadryl and the sands of a fresh water beach.

Like sucking poison out of a wound - 1 pt




The Winter and Spring Games Round 7: Why did Socrates decide to drink hemlock poison?
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mvassilev
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posted February 07, 2014 04:36 AM

He was really, really thirsty.
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Vindicator
Vindicator


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posted February 07, 2014 04:46 AM

Hey, the label said it was organic!

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fred79
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there's gonna be hell toupee!
posted February 07, 2014 05:32 AM

he didn't consult a botanist first, like his wife told him. she warned him, that queen anne's lace(the main ingredient in his favorite home-brewed wine) resembled hemlock. but did he listen? no. and now look what he did: started a whole culture of men bowing and scraping before their wives and their "wisdom". guy's a jerk, if you ask me.

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Sandman
Sandman


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posted February 07, 2014 10:44 AM

Hey a dare is a dare!
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Trogdor
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posted February 07, 2014 12:40 PM

Because that's what all the cool people were doing during his time.
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
posted February 07, 2014 06:14 PM

Socrates understood what kind of people would take philosophy for a degree...

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DagothGares
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posted February 07, 2014 06:20 PM
Edited by DagothGares at 21:15, 07 Feb 2014.

Poor Socrates always took LARPing too seriously. But come on I know he insisted on his new name, but his name was Bob, guys. Let's forget the shell of a man he had become after college.
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Celfious
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posted February 07, 2014 06:38 PM
Edited by Celfious at 18:38, 07 Feb 2014.

the mob tripple dog dared him to

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blizzardboy
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posted February 09, 2014 03:57 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 05:33, 09 Feb 2014.

mvassilev said:
He was really, really thirsty.

Hemlock. Obey Your Thirst. - 3 pts

Vindicator said:
Hey, the label said it was organic!

From now on, I'm buying my poison out of a frozen box with 150% of my daily sodium intake - 2 pts

fred79 said:
he didn't consult a botanist first, like his wife told him. she warned him, that queen anne's lace(the main ingredient in his favorite home-brewed wine) resembled hemlock. but did he listen? no. and now look what he did: started a whole culture of men bowing and scraping before their wives and their "wisdom". guy's a jerk, if you ask me.

Pharmacy Q&A back in the day just wasn't what it should have been. - 1 pt

Sandman said:
Hey a dare is a dare!

A dare is a dare and a chair is a chair - 1 pt

Trogdor said:
Because that's what all the cool people were doing during his time.

And thus it was that the saying "If other kids were drinking hemlock would you do it too?" was upped to "If other kids were jumping off a bridge would you do it too?" - 1 pts

bixie said:
Socrates understood what kind of people would take philosophy for a degree...

You're not a real man until you're in debt. - 2pts

DagothGares said:
Poor Socrates always took LARPing too seriously. But come on I know he insisted on his new name, but his name was Bob, guys. Let's forget the shell of a man he had become after college.

If only historians knew just how wrong they were. - 3pts

Celfious said:
the mob tripple dog dared him to

*tongue on flagpole* - 1 pts



The Winter and Spring Games Round 8: What is the mission of the starship Enterprise?
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Celfious
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posted February 09, 2014 05:42 AM

T&A

It's all about *** and ****ies

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meroe
meroe


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posted February 09, 2014 06:04 AM

To bring the Lifestyle Lolita to your neighborhood.
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blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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mvassilev
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posted February 09, 2014 06:19 AM

To sell propane and propane accessories.
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alcibiades
alcibiades


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of Gold Dragons
posted February 09, 2014 08:11 AM

To catch captain Jack Sparrow.
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What will happen now?

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Zenofex
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posted February 09, 2014 08:48 AM

To spread the Klingon sex appeal of Mr. Worf in a galaxy far, far away.

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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
posted February 09, 2014 11:03 AM

to build the harem of Kirk

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Trogdor
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posted February 09, 2014 12:04 PM

To find a new lead singer for INXS.
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The_Polyglot
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Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted February 09, 2014 04:00 PM

To contribute to the secret intergalactic war effort by spreading STDs aliens can't fight. Make love first, war later.
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