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Elvin
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posted July 29, 2010 12:01 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 12:03, 29 Jul 2010.
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I should try the dead chipmunk sometime. An 'aqcuaintance' did try the stalker strategy which lead to 2 conclusions:
- There are still girls kind enough to politely ask you to leave them alone. Repeatedly. I would have expected at least a few swear words after the first few times after which you can proceed and tell her to keep swearing because it turns you on.
- For whatever reason the act of stalking freaks them out. Which is actually a good thing, you should only worry if they are passive towards you. Then you know for sure that you stand no chance.
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DagothGares
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posted July 29, 2010 03:45 PM |
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Okay, so there's this chick, right?
And I want her dead. How should I go about this in a subtle way?
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 29, 2010 03:58 PM |
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blizzardboy
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posted July 29, 2010 04:15 PM |
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Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey makes mah baby feel a little friskey!!!!!!!!!!!
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Carcity
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posted August 14, 2010 03:11 PM |
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Ok guys, so I've started to loose focus on just about everything I do, can't concentrate or anything.
How should I do to focus better? I already tried hitting myself with a frying pan but it didn't work!
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted August 14, 2010 03:35 PM |
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Edited by Adrius at 15:36, 14 Aug 2010.
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You aren't using enough force with the frying pan.
And remember, if after hitting yourself you begin to see a really beautiful and bright light; walk into it. It is the light of enlightenment.
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Elvin
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posted August 14, 2010 03:37 PM |
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Place a book on the floor and then start spinning around yourself. Then try to step on the book, if you cannot stay on top of it then you are doing it right. If that doesn't help you focus I don't know what will.
Btw actually staying on top of the book after the spinning is a snow, low chance to fail.
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VokialBG
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posted August 14, 2010 06:05 PM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 18:06, 14 Aug 2010.
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Try yoga. Ah,... wait, we need Bad Advice, sorry...
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Carcity
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posted August 14, 2010 08:14 PM |
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@Ohsake, tried that out before the frying pan, didn't work.
@Elvin, the book should be as big as possible right?
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Carcity
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posted August 14, 2010 08:26 PM |
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Well, everything bad turns good if you do it enough right? Or was it the opposite way around?
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DagothGares
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posted August 14, 2010 09:23 PM |
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I think it sort of works both ways.
Unless we're talking poison and guns.
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Adrius
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posted August 15, 2010 12:54 AM |
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OMG I left the fricking window open and now my room is swarming with fricking flies and I dunno what HELP ME INTERNETZ!
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Elvin
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posted August 15, 2010 01:01 AM |
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Keep it open for them to leave. Also make an offering of fruit to appease them, they'll be sure to not stick around.
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Adrius
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posted August 15, 2010 01:09 AM |
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Edited by Adrius at 01:09, 15 Aug 2010.
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Right now they seem more interested in my blood than fruit.
What kills flies? Maybe I can lure some other animal into my room and let nature do its work?
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Fauch
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posted August 15, 2010 01:27 AM |
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I can send you a barrel of toxic gas.
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DagothGares
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posted August 15, 2010 01:35 AM |
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There's bug poison and certain types of fruits (like limes) actually repel flies, IIRC (certain washing products based on limes supposedly would work just as well)...
Call your town's shaman. He'll know what to do.
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Elvin
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posted August 15, 2010 01:35 AM |
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Summon spiders 
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Adrius
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posted August 15, 2010 01:40 AM |
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Quote:
Summon spiders
Awesome! Thanks dude! These things are eating every last one of 'em!
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...my... my room is swarming with spiders, HELP ME INTERNETZ!
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Elvin
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posted August 15, 2010 01:44 AM |
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Burn the house..? I think spiders dislike fire.
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VokialBG
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posted August 15, 2010 11:00 AM |
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Why not something that eat spiders? Summon frogs 
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