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ohforfsake
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posted February 13, 2011 08:19 PM |
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Happy Valentines Day
Never heard of it before, did I do it right?
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blizzardboy
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posted February 13, 2011 08:19 PM |
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Nope.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted February 13, 2011 08:23 PM |
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And now, two poems about onions, not by me FYI:
Not a red rose or a satin heart.
I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.
Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.
I am trying to be truthful.
Not a cute card or kissogram.
I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.
Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding ring,
if you like.
Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.
-- Carol Ann Duffy
I slice up the onions. You sew up a dress.
This is the quiet echo--flesh--
white muscle on white muscle,
intimately folded skin,
finished with a satin rustle.
One button only to undo, sewn up with shabby thread.
It is the onion, memory,
that makes me cry.
Because there's everything and nothing to be said,
the clock with hands held up before its face,
stammers softly on, trying to complete a phrase--
while we, together and apart,
repeat unfinished festures got by heart.
And afterwards, I blunder with the washing on the line--
headless torsos, faceless lovers, friends of mine.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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ohforfsake
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posted February 13, 2011 08:23 PM |
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I would yell at you for spamming my thread, but on the other hand I'd really like to learn, wiki really didn't give me much help on how you celebrate this holiday. So I suppose it's like halloween where you poop on peoples houses until they pay you, except you do something different here???
Anyway, I'm your happy valentine in a cake (was that right then?)
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selcy
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posted February 13, 2011 08:56 PM |
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I had a Happy Valentines Day and a very lovely present hehe.
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mamgaeater
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Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted February 14, 2011 01:07 AM |
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inb4 doomforge.
I can't wait to buy all the candy in the store for 75% off.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted February 14, 2011 01:17 AM |
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Funny, didn't realize until I saw the thread. I FORGOT TO STOCK UP ON CHOCOLATE!
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted February 14, 2011 01:26 AM |
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DAMN CONSUMER SOCIETY FRAUD FORCED UPON INNOCENT CITIZENS!
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I like chocolate...
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted February 14, 2011 02:06 AM |
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Valentines Day is a government-created ploy designed to bring out cynical people like Doomforge so that they can tag those people as subjects that are highly resistant to propaganda, that way when the NWO takes over the world with the assistance of water-poisoning and black ops, they can target these tagged people first and eliminate them from the gene pool and then start freely establishing depopulation facilities.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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gnomes2169
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posted February 14, 2011 05:39 AM |
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Quote:
Valentines Day is a government-created ploy designed to bring out cynical people like Doomforge so that they can tag those people as subjects that are highly resistant to propaganda, that way when the NWO takes over the world with the assistance of water-poisoning and black ops, they can target these tagged people first and eliminate them from the gene pool and then start freely establishing depopulation facilities.
You know much... But you forgot to mention the squirrel executions as well. You people are just too much of a threat. Nothing personal about it... No I didn't rig the draw so that your name would come up first Bboy... that was completely random... :Emote for suspicious whistling:
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted February 14, 2011 08:24 AM |
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Bliz you are my hero. A shame this doesn't fit into a signature.
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kodial79
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How'd Phi's Lov't
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posted February 14, 2011 08:29 AM |
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Oh man, it's Valentines day? Well, I'll be...
Yesterday night, I went to watch Black Swan with a girl. If I knew it was Valentine's Day today, I would have asked her today instead...
Well, the movie was great. 
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Signature? I don't need no stinking signature!
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 14, 2011 06:44 PM |
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Fauch
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 14, 2011 06:56 PM |
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no, you are talking about christmas.
today is more specific "no sex awareness day"
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Jabanoss
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Property of Nightterror™
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posted February 14, 2011 08:10 PM |
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"Forever alone day"?
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 14, 2011 08:29 PM |
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I cant believee I put up with that whole song
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Doomforge
Admirable
Undefeatable Hero
Retired Hero
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posted February 14, 2011 08:31 PM |
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Actually, I got a Valentine. Third time in a row.
I'm starting to like this day
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We reached to the stars and everything is now ours
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Corribus
Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
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posted February 14, 2011 10:26 PM |
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@mvass
Quote:
You mean "Singles Awareness Day", right?
Your Pillar Theory not getting enough use, eh?
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Shyranis
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted February 15, 2011 12:09 AM |
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Happy formerly religious excuse for sex, now secular excuse for sex day.
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Youtube has terminated my account without reason.
Please express why it should be reinstated on
Twitter.
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted February 15, 2011 12:51 AM |
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...we need an excuse for sex?
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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