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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Archive to preserve your favorite Xeroxisms
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Lexxan
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posted October 26, 2011 09:30 AM
Edited by Lexxan at 09:33, 26 Oct 2011.

Xeroxism - An Archive to preserve your favorite Xerox quotes

Because this thread is nessecary and cannot be put in VW where it can be deleted >__<

Why is it nessecary? lol, this should be quite obvious.


Some of his laters little gems:

Quote:
We all have our inner female.

Because science says that when you are a fetus (most hilarious english word, sounds like fatass lol) you are a girl and then you sex change in your mother's vagina and turn into a boy


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want to dress up as an african slave but apparently that's discrimination... Nah, I want to be Lady Sylvanas Windrunner, Banshee Queen of the Forsaken, Mistress of the Val'kyr!

They just ate a hamster on swedish state TV.

I mean wtf, how can you kill and eat hamsters.
But then the episode was about why some kinds of animals are socially forbidden to eat here.



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lol you need SCHOOL BOOKS to learn how to use the internet? xDDD

well, we kinda watched animated child porn at the sex education classes last year... it was really weird and scary



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Even by Xerox standards your uncle seems a bit to closely-minded and he would not be invited to the anti-segregation party here.

I am strongly against immigration and I have A LOT of arguments prepare to back me up on that but I do not complain about pillaging chariot riders.

Plus I automatically asume that you all remember the time when the pizza delivery guy was MOST LIKELY going to rape me. IT SCARRED MY SOUL!



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I am the phantom that stares at you from the mist.




Quote:
THAT WAS A PAO-KAI - AN ORIGINAL CREATION MADE BY UBISOFT. NOT JUST YOUR AVERAGE BORING, UNORIGINAL H3 WYVERN THAT SUCKED.


Feel free to contribute some of your own favorite Xeroxisms.

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Darkshadow
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posted October 26, 2011 10:12 AM

HahaIdontcare
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mvassilev
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posted October 26, 2011 10:53 AM

Xerox is probably a genius. How else would he provide us with such quality entertainment?
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posted October 26, 2011 11:21 AM

I would probably slap myself if I was somebody else












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Lexxan
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posted October 26, 2011 12:25 PM

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lol my grandma was researching about our ancestors and it turns out that my mum and dad are actually related 100-200 years back

so that makes me the next evolution of mankind


Where does he keep making these????
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xerox
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posted October 26, 2011 07:49 PM

well most of the stuff I write about are real things that have happened in my life

I might exaggerate a little though
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Lexxan
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posted October 26, 2011 07:52 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 20:03, 26 Oct 2011.

Just be yourself and don't be a tryhard.

That being said though, Sweden often delivers when it comes to uninentional "WTF" lulz.

I wonder what happens to Shares.

EDIT:

From the SRT thread (alol)


Xerox:
Quote:

WW3 is gonna be so cool.

I hope it will be China VS US VS North Korea (they will be squeezed) VS Russia. And then it s

I dont need to kill anybody in Sweden because there are only 9 million people here.

However, if you live in a country with over 100 million humans then I suggest you to not squeeze out more then 2 kids.

Okey, so Saddam gased some of his own people.
Why?
And there is death penalty in many other countries too.



mvass:
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WoW3 is gonna be so cool.

I hope it will be Alliance VS Horde VS Scourge (they will be squeezed) VS Night Elves. And then it s

I dont need to kill anybody in Northend because there are only 2 million people here.

However, if you play in a region with over 4 million players then I suggest you to not addict more then 2 subscribers.

Okey, so Arthas stabbed some of his own people.
Why?
And there is death penalty in many other regions too.



Xerox:
Quote:
Omg you dont know anything about the Warcraft lore!!!1
The Scourge is destroyed in WoW!!! The Forsaken taken their place! And the Night Elves are in the Alliance at the moment! But they will probably leave after WoW.

Omg there are not 2 million people in Northrend!
There are around 500,000 Undead in Northrend. Then perhaps 250,000 Alliance and Horde soldiers and around 100,000 Titan constructs.
I would say that there are 1 million people of the humanoid races in Northrend.

And there are 12 million players playing WoW! Thats more then Swedens entire population!
Arthas killed some of his own people during the Culling. He had no choice there.
1. If Arthas killed everyone there he would be forced to go to Northrend but Stratholmes citizens would not have been raised as mindless undead.
2. If Arthas had ignored Stratholme, the entire city would have turned into an army of mindless undead. An army that would wipe out all life in Lordaeron in no time. And Arthas would just have been captured anyway in the end.

He killed some of his own people because he was under the influence of Frostmourne. The Lich Kings psychic powers were channeled through the runeblade.

The following playable races have death penalty:

Humans, Orcs, Draenei, Blood Elves, Trolls and Undead.

The Forsaken do rot and wither and in the end they wont be able to control themself and are killed by their friends.
However, most Forsakens wear powerful enchancements.


NEVER. GETS. OLD.
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blizzardboy
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posted October 26, 2011 08:03 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 20:04, 26 Oct 2011.

I've been saying Xerox is hilarious since long before it was popular to say that he's hilarious... like 2 1/2 years ago when everybody hated him.

I just want to point that out so that I can bask in my ahead-of-the-curve insight.
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Lexxan
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posted October 26, 2011 08:04 PM

You deserve most of the credit, Blizzzzy, but now you've got a fellow Xerox fan ^__^


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DagothGares
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posted October 26, 2011 09:07 PM

I can confidently say I still love-hate him.
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Adrius
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posted October 26, 2011 09:10 PM
Edited by Adrius at 21:11, 26 Oct 2011.

Love and hate... umm yeah.
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DagothGares
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posted October 26, 2011 09:13 PM

What? Both lie pretty close to each other, really. You can only hate someone if they powerfully affect you in some way, so it's not too great a leap of logic.
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Doomforge
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posted October 26, 2011 09:47 PM
Edited by Doomforge at 21:48, 26 Oct 2011.

Xerox' mum posts are gone, I guess, so we can't preserve their glory

EDIT: nope!

Quote:
"I said twist it [Serbia] around and reduce its size and it becomes a country vagina. That looks like my mums xD"


Too. Epic. To. Handle.
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Adrius
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posted October 26, 2011 09:49 PM

No no... I just share the same feeling...
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posted October 27, 2011 12:02 AM



again... this is why HC is all about diversity...
he's going loco

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posted October 27, 2011 08:59 AM
Edited by VokialBG at 08:59, 27 Oct 2011.

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Xerox' mum posts are gone, I guess, so we can't preserve their glory


Sweden will never be the same again...
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted October 28, 2011 12:23 PM

I've got one right off the hook

Quote:
lol prussia? are you making up countries now? xD
sounds like you're just making fun out of russia :/

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Lexxan
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posted November 02, 2011 09:50 PM

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you have no idea how much I hate justin bieber

reason?

Once upon a time there was a lady who lived in a busy town. She loved to sing and play the piano. But inside her noble self there was a beast. A monster that was just waiting to be released. She tried to release her monster several times, but could not as the people did not believe in her.
She had almost given up all hope and she had grown tired and weak of containing this monster that could be found within her. Then she finally got the chance to release it but she did not. She let it out, but not completly. She would not let the monster consume her. Not yet.

The woman started to sing, dance and perform for great crowds and the people believed in her talent. Her old classic piano songs turned into tracks that sounded like the beat of a thousand hearts.
She even changed her name. She changed her name from Stefani to Lady Gaga. But Lady Gaga started to fear. She had become famous and that was not only glamorous. It at this time she entered yet another metamorphis. Her monster, the Fame Monster, was unleashed and she became Mother Monster herself. Her worshippers became known as Little Monsters and nobody, NOBODY could oppose Lady Gaga. Or so it was believed.

Far away, in a forestland known as Canada lived a boy. His name is one of which I can not speak for he is a demon.
That boy had the voice of an angel but it was all a disguise! With his soft voice, he seduced thousnads if not millions of little girls into becoming obsessed by him even though he wasn't even hot.
Lady Gaga had taken full control over a kingdom known as YouTube and her greatest creation known as the Bad Romance and been seen by millions of people. But the boy who was known as Justin Bieber spread his foul message and his corruption and soon, 90% of all teenage girls on the world of the not-so-original-name Earth had fallen into Justin Biebers mind control.
His own creations, which he had not even created himself but which had been created by his diabloic masters, were filled with crap, auto-tune and he even went so far that he went to a bowling hall and ruined it with his terrible dancing so that nobody could play there while he screamed Baby, Baby, Baby. Soon Justin Bieber became more popular than Lady gaga.

But Lady Gagas fans are faithful and we will never ever forsake our Mother Monster. Soon, Justin Bieber shall be forgotten. QUEEN Gaga shall release her third collection of creations and the world shall tremble before her domination.

Summary: So in a short sentence I dislike Justin bieber because his stupid Baby, Baby, Baby oooooooh has more views than Bad Romance on YouTube. I click on Bad Romacne atleast 20 times a day.

lolol

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Tsar-Ivor
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posted November 09, 2011 07:28 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 13:18, 11 Nov 2011.

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When I was in the sixth grade, our teacher(ess) (who is now one of the bosses of the school and I really admire her) showed us that movie. I thought it was really good but I hoped that they would show the guy in the movie getting raped.


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Also Ohforsake, I think the female reproductive organ looks like a freaking alien. I will never ever touch that. Ever.
Just Google it and you'll see why I'm turning gay now (and yet my highest wish is to live together with a woman and have two children - such a tragedy)

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OhforfSake
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posted November 11, 2011 01:25 PM

Dang I can't remember that Xerox quote directed at me. I must have missed it. Where did you find it?

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