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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 27, 2012 09:43 PM |
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" Well Jackie wants princess, not talk to drunken NPC's...
and would she like a bird like yourself on the dinner table, or should I get a lamb instead? Let's see what the coin says......................"
"You're lucky Polly, but the lamb isn't."
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted February 27, 2012 09:44 PM |
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'Let's say I believe You... for now. So, Mr. Guide, guide me!
First question: Why did You call me an 'adventurer'?
Second question: Who assigned You to me?
Third question: What am I supposed to do?
I warn You, there are many, many downsides of misleading/betraying/lying to a 1.5 ton intelligent walrus. Painful downsides...'
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berny-mac
Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
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posted February 28, 2012 01:07 AM |
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As Phallicus was about to reply, a random assortment of different replies to to the wench's question came down in front of him which say the following:
a) I want money!
b) I want sex!
c) I want equipment!
d) I want training in speechcraft!
e) (evil)*kill wench and take all items*
f) (good)You do not have to give me anything.
g) (persuade) -insert command-
Phallicus raised his eyebrows and chose d), which of course is the obvious choice for getting back into the arena the quickest.
"I want training in speechcraft!"
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Skyrim RP? YES!
Here it is!
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted February 28, 2012 01:49 AM |
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"Well, I can't train you in that way, but I know someone that can. He's the guild master, thief leader you know." She giggles cutely, "Here, I'll mark his location on your map." A minimap is created above your head to the right, almost completely worthless with your current screen view, but you can still just barely make out the glowing dot that is you and him. "Is there anything else you want?"
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 28, 2012 12:06 PM |
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"I choose f)... you don't have to give me anything....
....I'll take what I want"
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted February 28, 2012 06:19 PM |
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Jack
*squawk*
"You have just engaged in a conversation... doesn't it feel nice?"
Bob
"Certainly, sir.
First: You have the look of an adventurer. And then there is the bow on your back.
Second: The galaxy is a huge and wonderful thing. There are some things in it that none of can explain or even understand.
Third: There are great many a deal of things you can do here, sir. Eating, drinking, fighting, walking around the forest under the light of the moon. You could also see what that princess outside wants so desperately."
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 28, 2012 07:09 PM |
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"Meh, don't tell me I have to rescue the princess from an Ogre or some stuff like that? I couldn't get close enough to stab him because of the stench..."
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted February 29, 2012 07:21 PM |
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'I hate to admit it, but You seem less than likely to gut me in my sleep. Plus, somehow I get the feeling You didn't lie that much.
Well, well well...'
What in the name of the Great Choir am I going to do???! This undead blob shows up out of nowhere, saying that he was 'assigned' to me, even though he himself does not know or will not say by whom, just because I look like an 'adventurer' while the last time I looked I was just an ordinary... okay, borderline-ordinary walrus, seems to echo my views about the nature of the world I live in, and proceeds to suggest that I go help out a princess. WHAT THE FLIPPIN' FiSH???!!!
'I don't have much else to do, so we might as well check her out.'
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted March 01, 2012 04:41 AM |
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Jack, Bob, and the Annoying One: You walk up to the princes and feel a glitch happen. In front of you, a party screen appears and all of your names are on it. A voice says, "Congratulations! You have just formed your first party! Do you wish to watch the party ghisndjvibwu-" The voice glitches out before you get to see a yes/no box and learn about party formations. Oh well.
When you talk to the princes, she babbles for a bit (Something about dragons doing pottery instead of stealing damsels in distress or some such nonsense) and then tells you that the local oger stole her servant and is holding him in some cave or another in the south.
Do you accept the quest?
Y/N
(If yes, then you are teleported instantly to the cave entrance)
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 01, 2012 05:55 AM |
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*flips me coin*
"i say we should go. What do you think Bob?"
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 01, 2012 07:11 AM |
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 01, 2012 01:03 PM |
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"Ok, let's go. One for the money, two for the show..."
"But how do we know which cave is it? I don't have any ward against bats you know... and where did Polly go?"
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted March 01, 2012 03:33 PM |
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You find yourself in a steriotypical cave (you know; stalagtites, stalagmights, bats, a random squirrel or two. The works.) when your feathered friend shows up. Apparently, he is bio-luminescent so you have a glowing light source/ parrot.
There really isn't very much in the cave entrance, you should explore deeper.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 01, 2012 10:34 PM |
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'Hey, purple guy! After You, ok? You go explore, I sneak after You, and then...
WE CHARGE IIIT!!!! FROM BEHIIIINDD!!!!! WE'RE GONNA WALRUSH THE FAT OUT OF THAT TROLL!!!'
*preforms traditional pre-fight walrus mating/prepping dance to a bout of mysterious bongo music*
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berny-mac
Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
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posted March 02, 2012 12:01 AM |
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Phallicus's speechcraft went up by fifty points, but then he was suddenly lagged out of the tavenr and ended up in a cave, with several rather odd looking characters there fighting...something. Phallicus couldn't see very well over the large amount of "SPEECHCRAFT SKILL INCREASED!" signs that popped up in his vision.
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Skyrim RP? YES!
Here it is!
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 02, 2012 09:20 AM |
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Out of the darkness of the cave, a strange object came. Eerily silent and moveable, a huge pile of bones floated quietly out of the darkness and to the front of the warriors assembled. Hard as rock, the object never changed from it's structure of a pile, and it always floated 2meters above ground, and none of it's parts seemed like they could bend, as the whole thing tilted when it had to float over a small rock, which showed that beneath the pile was nothing but an endless blackness, someone had not made a skin for the underside of the bone pile model...
The object stopped in front of the adventurers and just keep levitating there...floating in a strange quietness. One could not explain how or what the pile was doing, but the adventures got the feeling of being inspected, although the thing had no eyes, so how it could see them remain unexplained. Then, as suddenly as it had appeared, the pile yelled out "A GLITCH! YAARGH!" and charged straight against bob, intending to ram right into him.
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 02, 2012 10:29 AM |
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When everyone ended up in a cave Polly felt that his clones are gone. He looked around.
*squawk*
"There can be only one guide!"
Suddenly, a huge pile of bones charged the group.
"It's the legendary black beast of Aaaarrrgghhhhh! Run away! *squawk* Run away!"
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 02, 2012 10:47 AM |
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As I was dancing, I heard a strange noise. I looked up, and saw a huge pile of bones speeding towards me!
This is definitely not my lucky day. ***!
I curl up into a sort of ball, with my tusks in attack position, both facing the enemy, pointy ends in front, and await impact.
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 02, 2012 11:13 AM |
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Edited by B-E-T-A at 11:14, 02 Mar 2012.
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The pile stopped the moment it saw the Walrus pointing its tusks at it. A voice again came from the pile "Put away those teeths, o'glitchy one. The impact of our collision will not harm you, only fix you! As I, in my current state, lack proper stats, I have no means of really hurt you and drain your health points. The tusk would, however, hurt me! ..."
The pile paused for a bit, but getting no responds it spoke up again "...and that would be bad."
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 02, 2012 11:35 AM |
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*lowers tusks by an infinitesimal fraction*
'That's what You want me to think. However, because I am a gentlewalrus, I am willing to negotiate. If You stop trying to ram me, and explain yourself, I will not harm You. Be aware that if no definite proof is provided to back up your claim(s), I will attack.'
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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