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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 03, 2012 11:13 PM |
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"Hey, I said bloodlust not berserk...uh oh, spell malfunction. Let's see what happens when I do this: *casts Blind on Bob*"
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted March 03, 2012 11:24 PM |
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The spell goes "Crack, sizzle, pop!" And you get a bowl of rice crispies. And that's because you are a thief and shouldn't be casting spells and not because of a glitch. So there.
The oger was about to tell you how it became undead before you gored it with tusks... Which caused a little red health bar to appear above its head. The tiniest fraction of a sliver disappears as a red "350" rises. (BTW, Bob (Your tank) has about 800 HP...) and the oger scratches its head. "Owzies? Dat hurted! You more mean den dat pretty lady who gave me master." It crosses its arms and harumphs, turning its back towards you both.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 03, 2012 11:26 PM |
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"The voice in my head is right, I am the shadow not the firebringer. *pulls out the dagger* Heeeere's Johnny! *attempts to cut the ogre's throat with morgul-imitation blade"
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 04, 2012 11:04 AM |
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The dragon took to flight to avoid the fireball "CEASE HOSTILITIES OR I WILL HURT YOU, GLITCHICHES!" it roared. Realizing that the group wanted to fight the ogre, not itself, the dragon charged down. "Sorry mrs. Ogre, but I assure you that you will respawn in a few hours!" it said as it tried to whip the ogre with its tail as it passed right above the groups heads.
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 04, 2012 01:08 PM |
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"Thanks Mr D. By the way, what's with these new fiery abilities I have? Any idea? And would you like some rice crispies?"
Bob sorry about that, it takes more than fire to win a battle now I know"
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted March 04, 2012 07:33 PM |
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At this point all of you attack options and hotkeys suddenly stop working (well for everyone not Bob, who is currently closest to and trying to maul Polly). Instead a dialogue box pops up with the following options:
A) Excuse me, mam, but what did you say before? I couldn't hear it over the roaring ball of flames.
B) Yea Gods... er... woman! What happened to you!
C) Wait, a pretty lady gave you a master? Huh? What in all the hells is going on here?
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 04, 2012 07:40 PM |
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"What, 3 choices? My coin is no good..oh, no....
... I'll chose C) "
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 04, 2012 08:07 PM |
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"Wait?! A dialogue box?! Did I just end up getting promoted to "Adventurer"? Wee~"
"On that note I chose A."
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 04, 2012 08:27 PM |
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*Bob's outline flashes blood-red for a moment*
'YOU'LL DIE TOD- Oh. What happened here? Why am I trying to dismember Polly?'
*looks around sheepishly, clearly confused*
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 04, 2012 08:41 PM |
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"I dunno why you are trying to kill the parrot. Perhaps you were merely hungry and thought the parrot would be good food?"
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 06, 2012 09:53 AM |
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"I like you, Bob. You ever thought of becoming an assasin in the pale moonlight?
Anyway, let's carry on with our adventure..."
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 06, 2012 01:01 PM |
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OMG,I can't believe my ears!!!!
*the walrus equivalent of a pokerface*
'Weeell... Now that You mention it... I mean, it's a shady business, but it's crossed my mind once or twice... Trouble, is, I am practically a walrus, You know? Not exactly assassin material.'
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 06, 2012 03:04 PM |
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"Really? It's dark in here you know... maybe if you ever need a quick coin...
Okay, Polly, what do we do now?"
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 06, 2012 04:14 PM |
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'Trouble is, Assassins need to master the art of moving unseen and unheard, among other things in order not to end up dead - and I don't think I'm capable of that. Anyway, we could try apologizing to the troll - for one thing, my tusks barely even scratched it, and that's definitely not a good sign, and for another thing, that tidbit of his about the 'mean pretty lady' gave me goosebumps. Especially because just this morning, I saw a damsel casually devouring a dragon.'
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 06, 2012 08:18 PM |
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"What? Terrible thing, to devour a dragon... think of all the money you'd make by selling all its body parts.
Maybe you'd be better suited for mercenary work?"
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 06, 2012 08:32 PM |
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'Fat chance. I wonder, couldn't You try to give me a few pointers in stealth and secrecy?'
*Hopeful doggy eyes*
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 06, 2012 08:47 PM |
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"Uhh, I'm sure there's an NPC somewhere that can do that, I can't tutor you until I find a princess and the meaning of life. It's very important to me you understand.
Now back to the matter at hand...HOW do we get out of this nimrod-damned cave?"
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 06, 2012 09:41 PM |
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'You mean You can't sense things in the dark? Follow me then, I'll show You the way out. Now come, climb on my back, that'll be easiest. '
*Trots swiftly but surely back to the entrance, with Jack on his back*
'It's been a pleasure meeting You!'
*Jack dismounts*
*turns back, retraces his steps, and follows the ogre's trail*
Ugh, the stench! I need to get back on her((?)) good side somehow. I wonder if she likes music...
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted March 06, 2012 11:19 PM |
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Jack
You find that you can't leave the cave yet, some large yellow letters surrounded in barbed wire tell you that "Your party is still actively pursuing the quest" and that "You cannot leave until the quest is complete." Oops.
Everyone else
Since Bob and Jack left the area for a while, the undead ogeress answered BETA's question first. "Well, I's askded if yous was here to hurdt me for da master, since he do that thing you know? An dat wuz when de tusky-man hurdet me and you came skellie skell. you's much nicer dan de oder men."
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 07, 2012 01:53 PM |
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"I wonder if she likes poison. Oh, rubbish, she's undead? I meant poisson, maybe she'll choke.
say Bob, don't we have some healing potions in that thing called "inventory" ? Please say yes..."
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