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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 02, 2012 12:50 PM |
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"I...must not...panic...I am the night, I am Ba...no that's not it.
All right you gruesome black beast, come to me!
Polly, isn't this the time when you tell us of the beast's weak spot or something? "
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 02, 2012 12:59 PM |
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*squawk?*
"To kill someone you must reduce his hit points to zero. But be careful, if your hit point reach zero first you will die."
Polly flies to the top of the cave and tries to sit on a stalagmight.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 03, 2012 07:03 AM |
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*to himself* Is that all it takes? Those bards are all liars... but I guess they had to earn a living.
"Very well. I don't know how you guys fight but where I come from we have a nice tactic called 'hit and run'. And when the going gets tough, there's this small thing called 'fallback'. Let's go! For the people!"
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 03, 2012 04:24 PM |
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"Hostile glitchiches detected! Preparing to eliminate glitchiches!" The voice said as the pile of bones disappeared, the spot where it stood now being filled by a huge towering skeleton dragon! "Glitchiches surrender! Or at least cease all hostilities or I will be forced to fight and hurt you! And I don't want that, even though you are glitchiches!"
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted March 03, 2012 05:34 PM |
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As you were arguing, the oger snuck up on all of you. "What you doing? Who is you? Why is you shouting so much?" The first thing you realize is that the oger no longer seems to be quite... alive. At least, he shouldn't be with that much of his rib cage and face missing. He is also wearing a skirt. Maybe it's a she...
"Is you heres to hurt mes more? I told master dat I was sorries and dat I no more take de little pretties from his drawer."
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 03, 2012 06:37 PM |
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" *flip*.. *gulp*.Okay... uh, lady. Look, we don' want no trouble. Now if you could just show us the way up we'd be ever so grateful"
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 03, 2012 06:57 PM |
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'Excuse me, esteemed Troll, but could You tell us why would the princess want You dead?'
*turning to the dragon*
'That's no explanation. What "glitches" are You hunting, and how do You intend to fight them?'
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 03, 2012 07:14 PM |
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"Against the power of glitches there can be no victory. We have no choice Bob, we have to slay the beast"
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 03, 2012 07:27 PM |
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'There's always a choice, Mr. Purple. By the way, how do You know my name? I believe we haven't been introduced yet.'
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 03, 2012 07:28 PM |
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"Well your name is above your head all the time, hard not to spot.
Of course there is a choice but not always up to us. Most of time it's all about random chance. And I just discovered I had a power over fire resting in me. See, glitches, random chance..."
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 03, 2012 07:37 PM |
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'Oh, so You are Jack? The Jack? Assassin of the month 6 times in a row? I'm very pleased to meet You at last, sir.'
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 03, 2012 07:42 PM |
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"I am the Jack of all trades now. Light a pyre, cook some steak, burn down a forest, we can rely on my newfound power to level up quicker!
And Bob, remember, you are my number one guy."
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 03, 2012 07:47 PM |
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*squawk*
"The objective of our quest is before our eyes. I would suggest you kill it now... or have a cup of tea with it... or bravely run away and hope that the skeletal dragon and the ogre off each other."
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 03, 2012 07:51 PM |
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"I say I light up the ogre and see what happens, but I'd like a cup of tea too..."
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 03, 2012 08:12 PM |
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I ram into the ogre, taking advantage of my tusks and my weight, and slap him with my right fin.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 03, 2012 08:20 PM |
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I project a fireball right at the skeletal dragon, hoping that fire can actually kill a dragon
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 03, 2012 08:27 PM |
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I ram into the ogre, taking advantage of my tusks and my weight, and slap him with my right fin.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 03, 2012 08:31 PM |
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'Why the *** are You hurting the dragon? He's on our side!'
*disentangles himself from the Ogre, and lurches between the fireball and the dragon*
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 03, 2012 08:50 PM |
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"Because I couldn't risk to hurt you too with the fireball and the power is nearly uncontrollable. But here, have a little boost *casts Bloodlust on Bob*"
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted March 03, 2012 09:08 PM |
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'Uh-oh, I feel strange...'
*Bob's outline flashes blood-red for a moment*
'I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!'
*Bob starts to attack the nearest targets, be they friend or foe*
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