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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Share the secrets about dating
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emilsn
emilsn


Legendary Hero
posted May 03, 2012 11:13 PM

Share the secrets about dating

I wanna know how you just kiss a woman!

Simple as it is.

I want to the guy you wanna kiss, I am sick of being the friend type!
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lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk
beside me and be my friend.

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Smithey
Smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted May 03, 2012 11:20 PM

What do you mean son ? You smack her on the head with a club, drag her to your cave and just kiss her...
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She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better

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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted May 03, 2012 11:36 PM

Kissing?  Meh.  Just get to the good stuff.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted May 03, 2012 11:41 PM

You approach her carefully, down wind and with some form of sacrificial offering.

DO NOT make your move too quickly ... allow her to take the offering.  This will appease her.

Then you can make your move, cautiously.

If she snarls .......... run like snowing hell.

Otherwise, you might get lucky.





See, its not so bad.

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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Smithey
Smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted May 03, 2012 11:43 PM

Quote:
I wanna know how you just kiss a woman!

Simple as it is.

I want to the guy you wanna kiss, I am sick of being the friend type!


But seriously though, just dont be the friend type, you see a girl you like just be confident and aggressive instead of a "nice" guy, girls dig that...
Make a move, and if you fail, keep making moves untill you get it right...
Ohh and please dont wait for the girl to kiss you

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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted May 03, 2012 11:46 PM

Learn to develop your empathy for the moment a woman feels safe with you is the moment you can plan your strike.

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Legendary Hero
Watashi kininarimasu!
posted May 03, 2012 11:49 PM

Was it City who made a move on a chick that had him tucked away in the 'friend' corner?
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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted May 03, 2012 11:51 PM

Quote:
Learn to develop your empathy for the moment a woman feels safe with you is the moment you can plan your strike.


Contrary to what most men think, us women actually see through this transparent male behaviour.   However, the game really is to see how far and how uncomfortable you can make him and how much snow he is willing to take for a fumble.

Tis a game for us girlies too.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Legendary Hero
Watashi kininarimasu!
posted May 03, 2012 11:52 PM

Quote:
Tis a game for us girlies too.
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It wouldn't be fun otherwise.
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'When a lady changes her underwear she leaves the past behind'.

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted May 03, 2012 11:53 PM

Actually most females take their talent for mental torture very seriously.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Smithey
Smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted May 03, 2012 11:55 PM
Edited by Smithey at 23:56, 03 May 2012.

Quote:
Quote:
Learn to develop your empathy for the moment a woman feels safe with you is the moment you can plan your strike.


Contrary to what most men think, us women actually see through this transparent male behaviour.   However, the game really is to see how far and how uncomfortable you can make him and how much snow he is willing to take for a fumble.

Tis a game for us girlies too.


Contrary to what some smart girls think, most of the girls arent that smart (the same applies to guys too) and have been falling for our silly tricks for centuries now, matter of fact even though you're smart Meroe, so have you... It's called "wanting something to be true and using the awesome mechanism of self lying"

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Legendary Hero
Watashi kininarimasu!
posted May 03, 2012 11:55 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 23:58, 03 May 2012.

It's all about knowing the steps, one stikes the other side-steps, and on and on it goes. Like a dance.

Quote:
Contrary to what some smart girls think, most of the girls arent that smart


You mean ones who can't comprehend the concept of putting water into a kettle (or making sure there's water in it) before ****ing turning it on .
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'When a lady changes her underwear she leaves the past behind'.

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fauch
fauch


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 03, 2012 11:59 PM

yeah, basically the goal for girls is to make you fall in love but to not fall in love themselves. because they actually feed on your pain, they need it to live

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted May 04, 2012 12:00 AM

Quote:
Contrary to what some smart girls think, most of the girls arent that smart (the same applies to guys too) and have been falling for our silly tricks for centuries now, matter of fact even though you're smart Meroe, so have you... It's called "wanting something to be true and using the awesome mechanism of self lying"


I do agree with you there Smithey, you just missed out one part.  Just to set the record straight, while we may indeed fall for your silly tricks, you have been falling for ours.  And while your's tend to be purely around getting us into the sack, ours are far more long term ..... marriage, children, mortgages, life insurances, etc etc.  Most of which you happily throw yourselves into, just so we treat you like a puppy dog.


____________
Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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fauch
fauch


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 04, 2012 12:03 AM

wait, he was talking about a kiss, and we are about life insurances now? not surprising that it's so hard!

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted May 04, 2012 12:04 AM

Give us girls an inch, and we are going to take you to cleaners, Fauch.

Be prepared to sign your name in your blood.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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fauch
fauch


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 04, 2012 12:08 AM

oh, could be worse... it's already my job...

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Smithey
Smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted May 04, 2012 12:10 AM

Quote:

I do agree with you there Smithey, you just missed out one part.  Just to set the record straight, while we may indeed fall for your silly tricks, you have been falling for ours.  And while your's tend to be purely around getting us into the sack, ours are far more long term ..... marriage, children, mortgages, life insurances, etc etc.  Most of which you happily throw yourselves into, just so we treat you like a puppy dog.




Meroe qoute 1 "ours are far more long term .....children"
Meroe quote 2 "A baby ?!!!? Me having a baby ?!! I would much rather be torn apart by a pack of hungry wolves instead of having a baby, I would much rather go sky diving w/o a parachute than having a baby, I would much rather go out with blizz than having a baby"

You get why your statement is such an epic fail right

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Smithey
Smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted May 04, 2012 12:12 AM

Quote:
Give us girls an inch


Talking about having low standards

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted May 04, 2012 12:13 AM
Edited by meroe at 00:19, 04 May 2012.

I told you that in secret, you swine!!!!

Children for me, might mean puppies, lots and lots puppies.


EDIT:

And I know nothing about this inch you speak of.


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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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