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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Darwin Awards!
Thread: Darwin Awards! This thread is 19 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 · «PREV / NEXT»
EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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posted January 24, 2017 02:43 PM

Lions busted those two fools. Glad I am not a lion, else I'd be disappointed by the head.
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Stevie
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posted January 24, 2017 05:00 PM

Free Syrian Army Rebel Accidentally Detonates IED
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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posted January 25, 2017 12:55 AM
Edited by EnergyZ at 11:10, 25 Jan 2017.

Love'mpline.

Strange problem and a stranger solution.

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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted January 25, 2017 12:12 PM

Good heavens, you could leave part of your tongue behind like that.
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Maurice
Maurice

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posted January 25, 2017 12:44 PM

Not to mention that he has a piercing in his tongue, which could really rip his tongue apart.
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Galaad
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posted January 25, 2017 01:01 PM

EnergyZ said:
Strange problem and a stranger solution.



Reminds me of.

"It doesn't work... Oh it works!"


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PandaTar
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posted January 25, 2017 01:34 PM

I remember seeing in a cartoon when I was a cub that using your tongue over frozen surfaces is a very bad idea.
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fred79
fred79


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posted January 25, 2017 03:14 PM

it's in "a christmas story". i thought all children knew not to do that. guess not everyone has seen it.

lol @ galaad's last contributions. some idiots are simply too amusing to catapult into the sun.

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Stevie
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posted January 25, 2017 03:57 PM


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Maurice
Maurice

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posted January 25, 2017 04:01 PM

There's only one reply that can be made here, from Lo Wang (the Shadow Warrior): "You too stupid to duck!"
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted January 25, 2017 04:04 PM

What ducking, he headed straight into that Gg wp.
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artu
artu


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posted January 25, 2017 04:10 PM

There was some slow loading of the page, so I happened to watch the "it doesn't work" guy frame by frame. I can tell you this, from the moronic stare to the camera to his clueless grin, then, from the first signs of pain to his falling scream, each expression on his face is priceless.

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fred79
fred79


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posted January 25, 2017 07:34 PM

man, that is some grade-a stupid. none of those idiots forsaw that?

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Stevie
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posted January 25, 2017 07:51 PM


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Maurice
Maurice

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posted January 25, 2017 07:59 PM

I think I read a news report about that one. Didn't the guy make a real Darwin there?

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Stevie
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posted January 25, 2017 08:06 PM

I don't know for sure, didn't take it from any news. His friend's reaction's hilarious though.
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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posted January 25, 2017 08:12 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 22:28, 25 Jan 2017.

Sexual crimes.


Make sure to check if he went to the bathroom first.

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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted January 26, 2017 06:50 AM

High tier material stevie. Attention span of a gnat?

Damn it energy7, that was gross!
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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posted January 26, 2017 06:02 PM

Not certain who's energy7... but maybe that was a bit gross.

But here's another gem which you must not try at home. Or outside.

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Stevie
Stevie


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posted January 26, 2017 06:21 PM

What was in that guy's head? Apart from the firecracker..

Anyway, do people in Paris make it a point to camp on statues? I saw something similar the last time I was there.



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