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gorman
Promising
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posted April 22, 2003 07:48 PM |
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*gorman, being somewhat tipsy from drinking, comes out of a tavern and sees a naked woman running down the street. Not knowing what to say, I turn around and go back in for some more ale*
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Peacemaker
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Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted April 28, 2003 10:15 PM |
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(If one looks carefully at the photo of The Gootch appearing on page 13 of the RL pics thread recently revived, one can discern what clearly resembles smoke emanating from the area of his crotch, probably due to the intrusion and ensuing explosion by a wand of cancellation recently foisted upon him by Peacemaker...)
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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gorman
Promising
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posted April 28, 2003 11:39 PM |
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Y would any guy want to look at another guys crotch????
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Peacemaker
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Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted April 28, 2003 11:49 PM |
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What I'm suggesting here is strictly a clinical forensic observation.
Besides Gorman, you're drunk. What do you care???
(Betcha I got you to look anyways, didn't I???)
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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gorman
Promising
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posted April 28, 2003 11:51 PM |
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Being drunk was a few days ago. Don't u think drunk ppl sober after a while?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 29, 2003 01:34 AM |
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We're talking about you though, remember?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
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Been around since before 2003
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posted April 29, 2003 03:42 PM |
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1st Peacemaker, NO i DID NOT LOOK. As stated b4 that's just wrong.
2nd, who r u talking about MM?
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I
Famous Hero
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posted April 29, 2003 04:59 PM |
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted April 29, 2003 05:20 PM |
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1. "joke" \jok\ (n): something said or done to provoke laughter: esp: a brief narrative with a humorous climax
2. "joked;" "jok-ing" (vb): to make jokes -- (adv) jo-king-ly
(Observe the humorous climax emanating from the Gootch's crotch on p. 13 of the real-life pics thread. P. S. THIS IS A "JOKE" (n). I am "JOK-ING" (vb). All this has been said "JO-KING-LY" (adv). )
SOURCE:
Webster's Home & Office Edition (and, of course, the Gootch's crotch)
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gorman
Promising
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posted April 29, 2003 07:17 PM |
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ok...ok! Excuse me, maybe I should go and look at this thread that u r talking about...SORRY PEACEMAKER!
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Peacemaker
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Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted April 30, 2003 05:39 PM |
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(HE HE HE. I KNEW I could get him to look....)
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gorman
Promising
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posted April 30, 2003 07:56 PM |
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Quote:
(HE HE HE. I KNEW I could get him to look....)
Omg...u ACTUALLY think I did?  Boy, u sure r kinda guillable rn't u? I never did and probably never will!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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The_Gootch
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Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted May 09, 2003 08:55 PM |
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Slowly, the hero is revived from the apparent stroke he suffered
<from the thought of living his life forever as a eunuch>
"I can't believe it Conn. This armor actually worked. 1 down...2 to go...wonder if it can be recharged... Wait a sec...before anything else...it's time to even a score"
<And with that, he leaves...looking for his quarry>
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 09, 2003 10:04 PM |
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Ahhh
It's so good to see The Gootch hasn't changed 
Still having those dreams of being powerfull huh Gootch
Well i know you're really a cute fluffy hamster underneath all that 
btw: did you know my pet polar bear Snowy just loves hamsters?
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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MightyMage
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posted May 10, 2003 12:23 AM |
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You know, Snowy and the Gootch are good friends. Mayby you should set up a play date
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
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Been around since before 2003
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posted May 10, 2003 01:14 AM |
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LOL
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted May 15, 2003 07:00 PM |
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And just where have you been gorman... i dont see you no more second period
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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MightyMage
Honorable
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 15, 2003 07:37 PM |
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Do you guys go to school together or somthing?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted July 20, 2005 08:57 PM |
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(Picks up thread, dusts it off for the newly hatching plot...)
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