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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


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posted February 16, 2019 08:07 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 08:12, 16 Feb 2019.

Roman Catholicism is right about everything

Abortion / Euthanasia / Infanticide / Capital Punishment = right

Contraception = right

Gay marriage / sacramental marriage / natural marriage = right

Theology of the Body = right

Priestly ordinations = right

Papal Supremacy = right

Purgatory/Heaven/Hell = right

Baptism/Confession/The Eucharist = right

Mariology / The Communion of Saints = right

Social Justice / Human Rights = right

Penance/Prayer/Fasting/Self-Mortification = right


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Neraus
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posted February 16, 2019 12:53 PM

See? That was easy, it doesn't take much to see the truth.
You people should  all start making amends and submit to the Pope, ok, maybe we should first change Pope, but still, join the Kingdom of God, it's the right thing to do.
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Trogdor
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posted February 16, 2019 04:00 PM

Silly squirrel. You weren't supposed to surrender your life to the global child rape syndicate.

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monere
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posted February 16, 2019 07:52 PM

Blizzardboy said:

Penance/Prayer/Fisting/Self-Mortification = right

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tSar-Ivor
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posted February 16, 2019 09:08 PM

Trogdor said:
Silly squirrel. You weren't supposed to surrender your life to the global child rape syndicate.


Those boys are serving a good cause, the only good cause, their bodies become a temple for saintly men to enter at their leisure.
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friendofgunnar
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posted February 16, 2019 09:10 PM

When the pope talks, Jesus walks

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fred79
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posted February 16, 2019 11:27 PM

Shouldn't this be in the vw?

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Neraus
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posted February 17, 2019 12:01 AM

Of course not, the VW is filled with volcanoes. Volcanoes erupt and fill the land with lava, lava is molten rock and sets things on fire, and usually volcanoes fill the air with brimstone, so in a sense it's literally an hellish place filled with fire and brimstone, and a topic on the outmost saint congregation cannot be put in such a low place.

The problem is that there is no equivalent of Heaven in this God-forsaken forum, if anything.
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fred79
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posted February 17, 2019 12:28 AM

The tavern or the homm3 subforums do the trick, for me.

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tSar-Ivor
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posted February 17, 2019 12:47 AM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 02:33, 17 Feb 2019.

Quote:
The problem is that there is no equivalent of Heaven in this God-forsaken forum, if anything.


One man's hell is another's heaven, the catholic church and their kiddy fiddling ways be one shining example.
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Stevie
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posted February 17, 2019 02:17 AM

Blizzardboy's humor has been greatly appreciated today. It does the trick once in a while. Also Neraus' and Tsar's, but they're walking comedians anyway. Fred's funny in his own way.
Of course, this is all genuine. I have no use for irony here. Keep blessing HC with your presence.
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tSar-Ivor
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posted February 17, 2019 02:41 AM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 02:45, 17 Feb 2019.

Quote:
When I was young, I had no sense I bought a flute for 50 pence The only tune that I could play was F**K the pope and the IRA


St George in my heart keep me English.

I have a high tolerance for religion, but round 'ere pedos do not get given a funny hat and a nice pad equipped with their own special little harem of wee boys.
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Neraus
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posted February 17, 2019 02:32 PM

tSar-Ivor said:
St George in my heart keep me English.


Keep stealing saints you mongrel heretics, never change.

St.George would recoil in horror at the thought that a tainted people claim to invoke him, first off, remove St.George's cross from your flags you thieves, if you want to hold unto it at least pay the Genoans their due, like you used to do historically and as it's right and just, since you leased your flag from theirs.

Then, stop appropriating a Catholic and Orthodox saint, St.George is the protector of Russia, Genoa, Lithuania and Catalonia, not of the God-forsaken land of England, as they renounced him by betraying the one and true church.

And most importantly, it takes a filthy man to be proud of being part of the worst filth of the world, second only to Turks and French, the three taints of the world ought to be eradicated for true justice to appear, we already strayed too far from grace because of them, we lost our world to sin and lost the greatest nations on earth because of the tantrums of these three devilish people.

The UK ought to be disbanded, and then England partitioned between Scotland, Wales and Denmark or Germany, London ought to be set aflame, razed and the ground salted, its population enslaved and gifted to the peoples of Europe and Asia as reparations for their crimes against humanity.
Likewise the Anglican church ought to be disbanded, its faithful brought under the heel of the inquisition and cleansed from heresy before being readmitted into the fold.

And lastly, of course English should be given up as a language, substituted by either Latin or German.

Latinum prima vera lingua Europae et Mundi est, sed Teutonicos hodie dominare Europae scio.
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Trogdor
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posted February 17, 2019 02:48 PM

Neraus said:
Of course not, the VW is filled with volcanoes. Volcanoes erupt and fill the land with lava, lava is molten rock and sets things on fire, and usually volcanoes fill the air with brimstone, so in a sense it's literally an hellish place filled with fire and brimstone, and a topic on the outmost saint congregation cannot be put in such a low place.


In other words, the VW is basically like your homeland.
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Drakon-Deus
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posted February 17, 2019 02:55 PM

Neraus said:
See? That was easy, it doesn't take much to see the truth.
You people should  all start making amends and submit to the Pope, ok, maybe we should first change Pope, but still, join the Kingdom of God, it's the right thing to do.


A priority should be unification between East and West. We need to be  one big happy fleet. Theological differences can be reconciled through councils like in the good times.

And we'll discuss that Pope matter later on...

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AnkVaati
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posted February 17, 2019 04:35 PM
Edited by AnkVaati at 16:42, 17 Feb 2019.

Old man Frankie is hardly catholic at all by pre-hippie catholic standards. And he sounds like Captain Haddock from Tintin.

Oh and the god of Abraham is a bloodthirsty demon who enslaved the European peoples (and others) for over a millennia. Like... on top of that. -.-

As for sex stuff... you gotta look at the context the bible was written in. It's a hand book in ethnic nationalism that is all about the Jewish people being God's chosen. Ofc you wanna control people's sex lives in that context. The lives we live today are totally different, there's no law of nature dictating that people should be sitting in a classroom until their 30's, for instance. Shaming people for their natural instinct is a great way of empowering "beta males" and helping the antagonists of the west boost our submissive and self-loathing tendencies. As is the totalitarian nature of the Abrahamic god in general, ofc.
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artu
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posted February 17, 2019 05:11 PM

Lol, I love how this thread gets crazier step by step, religion is so funky when people dont take it seriously.
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Neraus
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posted February 17, 2019 06:48 PM

Try replying seriously to the guy above you. Try speaking against jokes.

Don't you know that people cry when others try to suppress jokes? Am I a monster to you?

Man, it's tiring to be on the defensive.
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AlHazin
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النور
posted February 17, 2019 07:49 PM

AnkVaati said:
Shaming people for their natural instinct is a great way of empowering "beta males"


My instinct is to kill all people who disagree with me, look at them not wanting me to be free and shaming me for my mere instincts.

Help.
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artu
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posted February 17, 2019 07:55 PM

Sex between consenting adults is not harmful though, unlike murder. Also, people no longer marry at thirteen. The historical reasons for sex to be a taboo no longer exist, so it is not a taboo anymore, the ones for murder exist, it’s that simple. Your grandchildren will come around, you cant prevent customs to adapt to new conditions.
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