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Heroes Community > Other Side of the Monitor > Thread: The World would be a better place...
Thread: The World would be a better place... This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV
FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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posted July 15, 2020 02:27 AM

The last part literally made my day, not gonna lie.


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Blizzardboy
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posted July 15, 2020 02:58 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 03:01, 15 Jul 2020.

Sometimes simply adding "New" can add distinction, such as "New York".

So instead of a racist name, like the United States of America, we could call it USNS or USNM. The United States of New Siberia, or the United States of New Mongolia. I realize this will never happen in the near future, but one of the burdens of being a man before his time is to suffer the indignities of the present age.

Canada is an indigenous word btw. Much more appropriate than "America"

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tSar-Ivor
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posted July 15, 2020 05:43 AM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 05:49, 15 Jul 2020.

We should call it Vinland instead.


And yeah the world would've been a better place if Austros Hungarians won. They could barely hold their stitched together empire intact as is. Doubt the 'Empire' would've survived the war even if they won, so anyone's notion of 'oh they want to make slaves of us!' is downright daft, you cant militarily occupy a country effectively unless they have a big girl's blouse in their cultural architecture *cough* France *cough*. And Italy...
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Neraus
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posted July 15, 2020 09:03 AM

You guys get it wrong all the time, we had a hundred chances at getting the world right, and the devil always brings us to the doomed future.
It all starts with Ricimer betraying Majorian, then the defeat and death of Manfred at the battle of Benevento, then the compromise of Caspe ruling out the possibility of an independent Sicily.

The continent always makes the wrong choice, that's all, the entente winning is yet another historical mistake, but it is but the tip of the iceberg, and WWI wouldn't have happened if the correct flow of history was established.
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Gandalf196
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posted July 19, 2020 05:34 AM

Blizzardboy said:
I don't understand why they couldn't just find another archduke. You basically just need a high-quality wax to sculpt the proper mustache and you're golden. Austria-Hungary was so particular and snooty about their heirs.


Let us not forget that Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria was the heir presumptive to the throne of Austria-Hungary. The Emperor was the late (and great) Franz Joseph I.
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Gandalf196
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posted March 27, 2021 06:57 PM


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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted March 27, 2021 08:23 PM

The world would've been a better place if Romans stopped being degenerates for 5 minutes, and wiped out the germanics.

/thread.
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blob2
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posted March 27, 2021 10:46 PM

Wasn't it so that Slovaks hate Czech for years of being bullied by them?

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NoobX
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posted March 27, 2021 11:38 PM


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