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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted January 18, 2021 04:31 PM

Where is kiphat aka kipsoyhat or kip.

I miss his soy. But evil cor is watched us.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 18, 2021 08:16 PM

I need new signature quotes
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 18, 2021 08:52 PM


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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 19, 2021 01:09 AM

No.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 19, 2021 01:13 AM

Just put it there and don't make a fuss about it.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 19, 2021 02:03 AM

*hisses and pulls out knife*

Make me!
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted January 19, 2021 03:20 AM
Edited by Galatea at 03:21, 19 Jan 2021.

NoobX said:



Are you sure you are doing all of these? ... especially the last one...
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 19, 2021 05:40 AM

Galatea said:
Are you sure you are doing all of these? ... especially the last one...
Honey, I ain't even doing the first one.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted January 19, 2021 04:13 PM

"But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."


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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.

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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted January 19, 2021 06:55 PM

Yes! When reading Galactic Cap. Happy reader also finds American cap. It means a condom that covers only the glans of the penis. Just a new generation. Ok 7629 vocabularies now. And I with IBM aka from A to IBM. I like writing.  

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 19, 2021 07:14 PM

What is Ghost talking about?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted January 19, 2021 07:24 PM

So you didn't know about http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=46727

I will tell or report any related. Example of DD posted reader, and I say yes.

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted January 19, 2021 08:03 PM
Edited by Gnomes2169 at 20:04, 19 Jan 2021.

Oddball13579 said:
Galatea said:
Are you sure you are doing all of these? ... especially the last one...
Honey, I ain't even doing the first one.

Well, I mean... Hmmm... How do I make an innuendo about this without bending or breaking the CoC... Nope, can't do it, best I've got is that you're at least stiff as the dead. But all the fun jokes are clearly illegal.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 20, 2021 12:04 AM

You know, I keep imagining Oddy being this shota and Gnomes just creepily licking his lips every time I see you two
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 20, 2021 12:46 AM

Gnomes2169 said:
Oddball13579 said:
Galatea said:
Are you sure you are doing all of these? ... especially the last one...
Honey, I ain't even doing the first one.

Well, I mean... Hmmm... How do I make an innuendo about this without bending or breaking the CoC... Nope, can't do it, best I've got is that you're at least stiff as the dead. But all the fun jokes are clearly illegal.
You came up with a dirty joke that breaks the CoC and you didn't message it to me? I am offended. I am hurt. I am upset.

NoobX said:
You know, I keep imagining Oddy being this shota and Gnomes just creepily licking his lips every time I see you two
Ew. Thanks for ruining it. I was being mistaken for a 20 year old when I was 16. I look old af.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 20, 2021 02:07 AM


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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 20, 2021 03:31 AM


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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted January 20, 2021 06:12 AM

NoobX said:
You know, I keep imagining Oddy being this shota and Gnomes just creepily licking his lips every time I see you two

No. Just no. Stop that. While I like my men a bit femme, I also like them to be legal. And men. Bad nooby. 10,000 seconds in the time-out corner for you. You can come out earlier if you renounce your weeb ways.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted January 20, 2021 08:05 AM

What's a "shota"?
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 20, 2021 10:11 AM

Galatea said:
What's a "shota"?


Oh, my sweet summer child...
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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