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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted January 27, 2021 09:42 AM

Celfious said:
I'm gonna share this maybe one more time in the future because part of it will hopefully be my avatar.


They would have to be "big aliens" then:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/biggest-dinosaur-titanosaur-argentina-sauropod-b1788890.html

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted January 27, 2021 06:05 PM

NoobX said:
Could it be that he used his cloning powers to create a duplicate of myself whom he then proceeded to utilize in order to live out his wildest fantasies?!  We're on to you, Gnomes!


Selfcest, too? Gnomes's dungeon grows ever more appealing... Say, any monster girls in there?

The Count
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted January 27, 2021 06:35 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
NoobX said:
Could it be that he used his cloning powers to create a duplicate of myself whom he then proceeded to utilize in order to live out his wildest fantasies?!  We're on to you, Gnomes!


Selfcest, too? Gnomes's dungeon grows ever more appealing... Say, any monster girls in there?

The Count


since he donated his money to Sanders, there's no monster girls. he can't afford them. Even crap tier product that Elongated Muskrat offers.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted January 27, 2021 06:40 PM

Even the most broke and run down dungeon must have at least a slime girl.

Right?

...

I'll never forgive the Sanders campaign.

The Count
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted January 27, 2021 07:20 PM

Kip thinks that I ever had money to spend on political campaign donations. Hah. I was too busy spending it on food... and monster girl waifus.

Count you stay out of my basement. The snek girls and dragon maids are MINE
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted January 27, 2021 07:56 PM

Gnomes2169 said:
The snek girls and dragon maids are MINE


Hands of the Dragon ladies!

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted January 27, 2021 08:16 PM

I'll be taking the sneks, thank you.

The Count
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted January 27, 2021 08:19 PM

those are just cardboard cut outs, don't get fooled. and the occasional lewd daki.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 28, 2021 03:22 AM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 03:23, 28 Jan 2021.

Why is it always maids and girls?

Where are the dudes and butlers?!
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted January 28, 2021 05:41 AM

well, japan doesn't pander to gays, that's why. now if you're a female yaoi enjoyer, thats a different story.
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted January 28, 2021 07:10 AM

Oddball13579 said:
Why is it always maids and girls?

Where are the dudes and butlers?!


Yeah where? But I think they are not that appealing.
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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted January 28, 2021 08:24 PM

As of today, I am officially an autistic ape with diamond hands, and I'm going to fly to the moon. This is the way.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 28, 2021 09:10 PM

Stevie said:
As of today, I am officially an autistic ape with diamond hands, and I'm going to fly to the moon. This is the way.


I don't get it
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted January 28, 2021 09:46 PM

Oddball13579 said:
Why is it always maids and girls?

Where are the dudes and butlers?!


Well excuuuuuuse me!


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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted January 28, 2021 10:25 PM

Kipshasz said:
well, japan doesn't pander to gays, that's why.


Being gay is a choice but not the way people usually think. It's a choice made BY the Japanese. No need to pander.
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted January 28, 2021 10:53 PM

Well, I've had my second dose of the Moderna vaccine yesterday. And it's no joke, friends. Got a fever of 101.2 and I'm tired all the time today. It'll probably be all good tomorrow, but in the meantime... oof.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted January 28, 2021 10:54 PM

Shota and butler are lacking. Over 9000, said of Celfious! Accurate 9023. 10k commences a post. Now's e/m. I love all ultra monster energy zero sugar. Today I edit a Homecoming (WoG/ERA) map.

Hm my scientific book comprises positions, I can't find English, but I found the big book of filth in over 700 positions, only I met in the library, I don't wanted to join their club member. Ok I hope Green's have a positional names, when the same person. Internet said that the big book of filth sold more than 100,000 copies. Ok I saw the cover of the book has a $1 price tag. Now's in about $25. American peace symbol of style. Later on random bookshop, I look at English bookshelf, if I find a American peace. Interesting asphalt jungle. How a $1? Ordered from Russia or Amazon?! So therefore from there aren't Amazon. I'm joking.

Ok

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 28, 2021 11:39 PM

HC has become a yaoi manga.

The absolute state of this forum
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted January 29, 2021 12:17 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 00:20, 29 Jan 2021.

Minion said:

Being gay is a choice but not the way people usually think. It's a choice made BY the Japanese. No need to pander.


You mean the Japanese have a gaymaking device stashed away somewhere in a government building and they link it up with a satellite signal and hit people with a gay-ray?

Did they experiment on frogs beforehand? Is that why frogs turned gay?

Also, has Godzilla's sexual orientation ever been explored before? I feel like knowledge on this subject is lacking.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 29, 2021 02:46 AM

NoobX said:
Stevie said:
As of today, I am officially an autistic ape with diamond hands, and I'm going to fly to the moon. This is the way.


I don't get it
I only got the final sentence. The rest is all gibberish to me.

NoobX said:
HC has become a yaoi manga.
It's been improved!!
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