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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted July 10, 2002 02:16 AM |
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hey, will anyone ever do mine?
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No one knows my true nature here...
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docrevenge
Hired Hero
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posted July 10, 2002 02:32 AM |
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You know, interesting threads like this are why I wonder why I never bothered becoming involved in these forums before a few weeks ago. I used to just come in, check out different eye catching posts and then leave... ohh well, such is life
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted July 15, 2002 12:56 AM |
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RMS: Mods should not consider if Members want QPs. Go ahead and slap spider-girl with a QP!
Since Arachnid did not take my friendly reminder to change a certain thing in his profile of me, I'll return the favour for spider-girl. Stats looks good... just wonder what happened to my Toad Zapping ability...
ARACHNID
Gender: Female
Stats:
Mental Stability: 15
Annoyance: 9
Creativity: 13
Ass-kissing: 4
Charm: 8
Personal Hygiene: 14
Race: Spider, Black Widow Giganticus
This race is a titanic version of the spider family, weighing 100+ pounds and capable of speech.
Class: Direct Descendent of Webnida the Entangler. Hunting Spider. Female eats the Male whenever possible.
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral.
This particular class is unpredictible. You never know where you have them. The class gets a 20% discount for any monetary transactions due to superior Haggling skills.
Class is also suitable for any type of lying and deceptions since nobody will know if you speak the truth or lie.
Suffix: Hates cats. Though, they do make a taste dinner after having decomposed them with spider venom.
Special abilities:
Inject poison. Proof to paralyze any domestic animals, especially effective on cats.
Web of Sarcasm. Guaranteed to entangle even the fastest Cat.
Aura of Non-caring. Never cares about anything.... Well perhaps about keeping the hunger away by feeding on cats.
Level 10.
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 15, 2002 01:05 AM |
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djive your a shale (half man half she) either that or a sea-horse.
i saw a program today where a male wolf spider has to dance to its potential mate to stop her eating him, it was very funny he was sort of tap dancing! Did you also know that femlae wolf spiders prefer there mates with hairy legs? I
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted July 15, 2002 01:18 AM |
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I saw a pig roll on some dirt,quite amusing 
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 15, 2002 02:20 AM |
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THE GOOTCH
Gender: male
Stats:
Mental Stability: 19
Annoyance: 20
Creativity: 3
Ass-kissing:2
Charm: 1000
Personal Hygiene: 6
Race: Teufelhund (devildog)
This race is highly interested in rowing boats and sipping on gin and juice..he seems to be a big bully but has a heart of gold 
Class: a puppy with an attitude
ALIGNMENT: undetermined
who knows what he'll do next )
Suffix: loves teasing damsels in distress
Special abilities:
knows how to insult someone with a touch of humour
Has the ability to suddenly say something smart..
Always full of surprises
Level 15
Haile73
Gender: male
Stats:
Mental Stability: 25
Annoyance: 1
Creativity:10
Ass-kissing:1
Charm: 1001
Personal Hygiene: 25
Race: Running man
This race really enjoys running and when interested in something doesn't let go easily
Class: proffessor-to-be
ALIGNMENT: Brainiac and smartass
well..that says it all i think..He loves to have the last word in a conversation and adores his own GORGEOUS puns 
Suffix: hates bad jokes
Special abilities:
Puns and corny jokes
Sweet personality ..he always has time for his friends
Helpfull and he knows how to make a compliment
Level 20
Well..I hope you guys like this and if not..tough luck
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 12, 2003 02:21 PM |
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Back by popular demand
Dargon
Mental Stability: 15/5 (Diss his deity, Ronald Reagan, and see what happens)
Annoyance: 14
Creativity: 13
Ass-kissing: 8
Charm: 9 (Note: his class gets a whopping -4 penalty to charm)
Personal Hygiene: 14
Race: Yuan-Ti (Trust me, they all are)
Class: Card carrying Republican.
This class has given the word 'sleaze' a whole new meaning. Currently, they are involved in an insidious plot to simultaneously cut taxes and drive the government deep into debt. When that happens, they will force the government to slash funding for social programs such as wellfare, social security, and the like. Bring up the fact that the corporate wellfare they engage in is far more costly in the long run than any of the others, and their facism comes out.
Note: Has a +4 bonus to charm when spreading lies and half-truths about the Clinton administration.
Alignment Prefix: Lawful-- At least when it suits them.
Alignment Suffix: Evil--A pack of scoundrels and hypocrites if there ever was one.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted April 12, 2003 11:22 PM |
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YIPES -- dArGOn's profile sounds just like my DAD!
-- DAMN Romana-- I wanted a stab at the Gootch!!!
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 12, 2003 11:32 PM |
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lol Who says u can't Peacemaker?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted April 15, 2003 02:12 AM |
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MightyMage
Mental Stability: 10
Annoyance: 50
Creativity: 15
Ass-kissing: 50
Charm: 50 (afterall he is a mage
Personal Hygiene: 25
Race: Shadow (sinister, always spying and tracking down victims)
Class: Shadow charm mage.
Always watching over his victims, this person uses charm to try to mind control his target, then send them to their worst humiliation.
Alignment Prefix: Charming--his comrades get extra protection from him.
Alignment Suffix: Evil--victims often become the centre of humilation and laughing/pointing at.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 15, 2003 03:06 PM |
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Well what do you know, I'm evil. Cool.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted April 16, 2003 05:17 AM |
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Andiangelslayer
Mental Stability: 0 (out of 50, all toss and hooligan)
Annoyance: 50 (offensive, should be banned)
Creativity: 30 (makes some very interesting replies)
Ass-kissing: 30 (saved by being a Myths and TOH leader)
Charm: 0 (barbarians have no charm ability)
Personal Hygiene: 10 (barbarians aren't clean)
Race: Barbarian Warrior Tosser(strong, has no remorse for those weak in power or might, magic hater and tosser ultima)
Class: As above.
Always loving war and fighting, this warrior always flames and puts down those weaker than him - his interest in black/death metal and rebel screaming define his character. Those who say stronghold is a weak town and/or rampart/preserve is a strong town is especially in danger.
Alignment Prefix: Strong--his comrades get extra protection from him.
Alignment Suffix: Evil--victims and those caught in the booby tosser trap often become the centre of humilation and laughing/pointing at as well as being branded a tosser.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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madmartigan
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
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posted April 16, 2003 01:32 PM |
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Damacon_Ace
(out of 20)
Mental Stability: 12
Annoyance: 18
Creativity: 2
Ass-kissing: 14
Charm: 7
Personal Hygiene: 13
Race: Human
Class: Low-level tosser
Secretly wants to be a tosser, but ashamed of confessing it. Tosses from time to time. Tho, his tosses are not regarded as real tosses, and, henceforth, most of the time ignored.
Alignment Prefix: Chaotic- he himself does not know what he is doing and why.
Alignment Suffix: Neutral- neutral because of not having the capability of being "good" or "evil"
Special abilities: none
Class bonus: none
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted April 16, 2003 04:16 PM |
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Quote:
This class has given the word 'sleaze' a whole new meaning. Currently, they are involved in an insidious plot to simultaneously cut taxes and drive the government deep into debt.
While somehow saying with a straight face that "borrow and spend" is more fiscally responsible than "tax and spend."
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted April 16, 2003 04:29 PM |
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somebody do mine
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 16, 2003 04:46 PM |
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Ooh, ooh! Do me! Do me!
*smile*
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted April 16, 2003 05:19 PM |
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the real "characters" were based on a scale 0-20...dunno which tossers who made it different.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 16, 2003 05:42 PM |
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Quote:
Ooh, ooh! Do me! Do me!
*smile*
Ok...he he he
Everything is on a 1-20 scale
Character: LORD WOOCK
GENDER: Male
STATS:
Mental Stability: 9
Annoyance: 10
Creativity: 18
Ass-kissing:20
Charm: 16
Personal Hygiene:3 (He's a dwarf and he's undead. What do want?)
RACE: of the large dwarven race
CLASS: Undead Fighter
This class is considered undead but follows no necromatic leader. They will often and usually follow their their own race somtimes not even noticing they are dead. This class is semi-intelligent but relies on what is around to survive and will often move toward old ways.
Special skills : Cracked Pot Summon, Chicken Call, Dwarven Bellow, Necro Blast.
ALIGNMENTS: un-uniform Republican-Lawful - You believe that rules are needed to make things work but often act as a stray if things change with some but little resistence. You prefer the old ways but will not complain, only remember.
SUFFIXES: Neutral: Often, your necromatic barbarien ways will bring forth an evil that is uncontrollable but your good intuition can take over just as quick. Because of this you may seem somwhat confused but still on track.
LEVEL: 18
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 16, 2003 06:13 PM |
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Ass kissing - 20?
*trying to remember who's ass he kissed lately*
Oh, and I guess that a 100% ass kisser wouldn't tell a moderator, that he's growing old .
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted April 16, 2003 07:29 PM |
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do me somebody
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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