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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted July 28, 2004 01:39 AM |
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*hose, hose, hose*
*munch, munch, munch*
bye bye Mvass.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 28, 2004 02:16 AM |
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Hey hey HEY! Break it up. Mvass, get your *beep* back here now. You don't get out that easy. From here on out, no more mindless challenges unless I give the say so. Mvass, you will from now on be judged solely on your performance as a god. Gain one worshiper, (that doesn't mean demios or any other incarntaions of yoursef), and...we'll go from there. I might give you your full powers.
Now for the rest of us, we need worshipers too. We need to figure out what we can offer that will bring people to us. What do people like now a days?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted July 28, 2004 02:50 AM |
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What do ppl like? Well..I know some ppl like to be rated in PIMP points 
Oh hey! Could I be the almighty Pimp god? 
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted October 11, 2004 10:42 PM |
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I ain't been worshipped in a while. That bums.
And Deimos still hasn't done what I asked!!!
You think we'd get worshipped more if this thread was in Tavern?
And g-man, send your application in just like everyone else!!
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted October 11, 2004 10:47 PM |
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What do ya mean application? I'm the pimpin god! I take order's from no immortal!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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lord_crusader
Promising
Supreme Hero
UHU!! supreme!
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posted October 21, 2004 05:00 PM |
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hey!! I'm still here the god of the noobies don't forget me 
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted October 21, 2004 05:24 PM |
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I should be the God of Pudding.. but i'd rather eat pudding than fill a form.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted October 26, 2004 05:32 PM |
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*days have passed...no, make that weeks...possibly a year and still no worship. Mighty Mage grows bored of this. Somthing must be done.*
Mighty Mage: I've got it.
*Mighty Mage sneaks past the other gods and leaves the Pyre. He then makes a left at the Tavern, south past the Libary and into the Mod Squad HQ. Seeing what he came for on the large Oak and Gold table, Mighty Mage walks to it. Grabbing his package he bolts out of the building taking a shortcut through the Volcanic Wastelands and back to the Pyre.*
Mighty Mage: I'll just set this down here.
*Next he grabbed a piece of paper and his crayola marker and set to work. The sign read:
Will Giv U DO-NutZ for Worship
GUD DO-NutZ!
Mighty Mage: That outta do it
*Mighty Mage than stuck the marker in Mvass's pocket and ran off*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted March 15, 2005 02:09 AM |
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Do-nutz? Looks like a mistransliteration.
Looks in a book momentarily
Well, "do-nutz" either means doughnuts, donuts, or a type of rare poison made from the antennae of an Umber Hulk known as "Donitz." In any case, it's a good deal.
Tends to priest-like duties of some kind
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted March 15, 2005 04:14 PM |
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Yay, it worked.
Everyone hurry back. We have a priest!
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted March 21, 2005 09:56 PM |
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What kind of god leaves a misspelling on the front page for 22 months?
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>_>
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 17, 2005 09:11 PM |
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Uhhhhh, Mvass did it. Yeah. All him. He's a little slow. He can't help it.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 29, 2005 08:09 PM |
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Hello?
Sorry, passed out. Anyone here? Gods, what day is it?
Looks at poketwatch
Whaaaaaaaaaaat? I pass out for months and no one says or does anything?!
Blows dust off the altar
*Sigh* Oh, well. Better start up the services again.
"Do-nutz!!! Get yer Do-nutz!!! 1 if you pray, 5 if you join the clergy! 10 if you brand yourself a worshiper of one of the Gods! Come on people, they're DO-NUTZ!!!"
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted June 29, 2005 08:12 PM |
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Hey, I want a donut too! So give me one, yeah! Because I'm, you know, your god! As in, the dude you worship! Uh huh!
*falls under the table*
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Yolk and God bless.
---
My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 05, 2005 11:23 PM |
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Bad news, guys, "do-nutz" is a copywrite infringment now.
CURSE YOU WONKA!!!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 21, 2005 10:17 AM |
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I think it's time to revive this.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 31, 2005 12:07 AM |
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Damn right it is. ANYBODY OUT THERE?!?!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 31, 2005 02:50 PM |
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Well, I'm here. I always was. Might as well switch to God of Presence. So, what's on top of the agenda for today?
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Yolk and God bless.
---
My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted August 03, 2005 11:55 PM |
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I'd say getting more followers than just me would be a good second step.
A good first step would be to get all or most of the gods back.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 04, 2005 12:56 AM |
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I'll do the godding part once Mighty Mage returns. Meanwhile, you gather round some followers. Aren't you high priest or something?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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