|
|
Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
|
posted August 04, 2005 11:23 PM |
|
|
Steps out of the building
Hmm. No NPC followers for miles. Time for some missionary work. I'm off to Far-Off Lands.
____________
Thank god I'm an atheist.
|
|
MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
|
|
posted October 08, 2005 08:31 PM |
|
|
BEHOLD ALL YE PEOPLES AND WORSHIPERS ALIKE! IT IS I, THE GREAT, THE ONE, THE ONLY, GHOSTBUSTERS...wait...I mean MIGHTY MAGE.
WORSHIP MY ORDERLY MISCONDUCT AND BEWARE MY INSANITY OF INSANEYNESS!
BEHOLD THINE BRINGER OF DO-NUTZ! (what's that? I can't use that word anymore? Well screw that little candyman. What's he gonna do? Take away my chocolate? HUH?! He'll do what? oh...)
NEVERMIND I TAKE BACK WHAT I HATH SAYITH! I ARE NOT THE BRINGERER OF DO-NUTZ! HOWEVER, I AM THE BESTOWERER OF...DUNKIN DONUTS. You can dip them in stuff.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY FOLLOWERS?
____________
Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
|
|
MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
|
|
posted April 01, 2007 07:57 PM |
|
|
I AM MAKING AN ALMIGHTY SECOND POST IN A ROW IN THIS TOPIC! ALL OF YOUR POST COUNTS SHALL DECREASE! YOUR QP'S SHALL BE MINE!
WORSHIP YOUR GODS ON THIS HOLIEST OF HOLY DAYS!
I HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR WORSHIP FOR SOME TIME AND NOW I GROW WEARY OF YOUR INSOLENCE! BEHOLD MY POWER!
OBEY ME! OBEY ME! OBEY ME! OBEY ME! OBEY ME! OBEY ME! OBEY ME! OBEY ME! OBEY ME!
____________
Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
|
|
2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
|
|
posted April 02, 2007 12:32 AM |
|
|
I think its time we recruit some new gods, some that will strike fear into the hearts of the noobs.
Since half of ours are gone now.
____________
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
|
|
baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
|
|
posted April 07, 2007 02:48 PM |
|
|
Pfff...
The Almighty Banana God can pwn MightyMage anytime...
____________
"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
|
|
MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
|
|
posted January 04, 2008 06:42 PM |
|
|
I SAYITH UNTO YOU PEOPLES
WE NEEDITH NEW GODS AND GODDESES
UH...AND WORSHIPERS WOULD BE NICE TOO
APPLY TODAY...OR PERISH!!!
____________
Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
|
|
Lord_Evil
Famous Hero
Evil lolcat
|
|
posted January 04, 2008 06:49 PM |
|
|
Lolcats as new gods?
____________
|
|
mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
|
|
posted January 04, 2008 08:48 PM |
|
|
Desired position: Demigod of monopoly
HC password (optional): whozawhatzit?
Proof that you do deserve to be the god of ____: I made 150m yesterday, AND i didn't Lose
e-mail address: Zneap(at)hotmail.com
AIM/MSN/YIM/ICQ: Huh?
Appearance: tall and apparantly wearing only a tuxedo 
Other:Worship me by selling all your stakes and buying out that gas station down the road.
____________
Protection From Everything.
dota
|
|
antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
|
|
posted January 04, 2008 09:35 PM |
|
|
I want to be on the list as god of everything ever created to face the humenity.
edit: new gods even newer
Geny: Almighty god of spam and short meaningless posts. With his power he protects the unwritten laws of the F.O.G. Go against this god and you shall feel his spam twice-fold.
Mighty Mage: Almighty god of Insanity and Order. His mind numbing powers can either drive you mad or leave you in bliss. Your choice.
Antipaladin: god of everything ever created and the underworld and keeper of souls. Your eternal tourturer if you turn from us.
Mytical: godess of chaos. Gives no description.
William: Great god of the n00bs. He shall guide all n00bs to the light and teach them the ways of HC...SPAM.
Lich king: Lord of the undead and deliverer of souls.
He's the god who will dump you into the HLMP or...uh, well, we'll work on that.
Elvin: The Almighty god of times and points . Whether it be past, present, or future, this great god shall always exist among you, and find the point. BEWARE!!!
GL: The great god of Genies and Lords. spread your worship to this great being or thou shall loose all wishes.
TNT addict: Even gods have to party every now and then. This is where the god of partying and wine comes in. Do not fear his charming seduction for all is well when this god is around.
Mvassilev: Temporary eternall god of the grill. No other god has masterd the techniques Mvass now has. Will the full power of a charcoal grill, he can cook up a mean burger.
Emilsn; God of basilisks and lizard like creatures as well as god of rock janers.
____________
types in obscure english
|
|
emilsn
Legendary Hero
|
|
posted January 04, 2008 10:45 PM |
|
|
Pick me ! pick me!
____________
Don't walk behind me; I may not
lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk
beside me and be my friend.
|
|
Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
|
|
posted January 05, 2008 06:58 AM |
|
Edited by Mytical at 09:58, 05 Jan 2008.
|
Thanks Anti, but if anything I would be the Goddess of Chaos. As such, I won't include any of the reasons I should be. 
Oh and if Anti doesn't get his one post he is trying for, he can also be the God of flirts.
____________
Message received.
|
|
ZanJerusalem
Disgraceful
Adventuring Hero
|
|
posted January 13, 2008 11:08 AM |
|
|
So I'm the God of God-talking? Okay.
Litsen to the visdom of the allmighty Zan Iervsalem: Give me a good German low-alcoholic beer or I start spamming this threads with replis about myself! (I am after all, a god )
____________
|
|
|
|
This thread is pages long: 
