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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 27, 2003 10:02 PM |
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Send a lowly mortal on the quest and promise him glory, fame, women, the usual deal.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 08, 2003 04:57 PM |
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Ahhhhhh, good work Saurman. I grant you one blessing as long as it can be fulfilled from my lazyboy recliner.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 08, 2003 09:32 PM |
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Hooray!
I think I'll save it for later.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 17, 2003 09:28 PM |
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Just for the pure hell of it I decided to revive this poor thread. I figure If people continue to post in it, It will be filled with life (well mostly spam but a little life) which in turn will place me in power once again as the HC god of INSANITY. MWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... etc.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 18, 2003 01:58 AM |
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Too lazy to finish your slogan? That's not good.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 19, 2003 10:19 PM |
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Of course it's good. It's so good it's insane. And you know insanity is my trademark. Since none of the other gods show up anymore I'm declaring myself King of the gods of HC. OH YEAH!
You may all bow to me now.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 19, 2003 10:55 PM |
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Hold it right there!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 21, 2003 03:07 AM |
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Uh, oh. Spamman is back, and he's got a gun!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 21, 2003 04:12 PM |
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I do? Wow.
*click*
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 21, 2003 09:06 PM |
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Hit the dirt MM!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 26, 2003 03:57 AM |
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oh s**t...he showed up. This can't be good. I think I wet myself to.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 02, 2003 06:08 PM |
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Why, thank you! I was going to do this somewhen this week, but now that I no longer have to... 
So... What's in the agenda for today?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 02, 2003 07:50 PM |
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All right, now I will prove once and for all that I am the ultimate God of Fire. I posess the power to challenge and defeat the power of the gods. I am much worshipped already. As for my proof... *snaps fingers. the ground shakes slightly, then subsides* *Lord Woock summons a spam demon. As soon as it materializes, it bursts into flames and dies*
Is that proof enough? I can do that to any of you right now, or any time later, since I have the Universe in my Undispellable Fire Surface Control Spell.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 02, 2003 08:11 PM |
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(OOC: Mvass, controlling other characters' actions is not generally a good thing, unless you posess hypnotic powers - but since you did it, I'll let myself do it too - once)
If you're so tough, why don't you come here and show me?
*as Mvassilev attempts to march to Lord Woock and hit him with a big fire blast, he notices that his feet are fixed to the floor, covered in spam. His eyes open wide in surprise as his whole body is being covered by the super hard spam mass*
since you really want to show us how big and strong you are, why not face my latest creation?
*Lord Woock throws back a few beans over his right shoulder. They crack and tiny wisps of white smoke rise. As they merge, they form a solid humanoid form that grows for a few minutes at an alarming rate. A 50 foot Spam Giant grins down at the still Mvassilev and steps on him.*
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 02, 2003 08:20 PM |
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Mvassilev summons a gigantic, 60 ft. tall, Fire Dragon. It launches a fireball at the spam giant and it falls apart. Mvassilev gets onto the fire dragon and they fly off in the pursuit of the God of Spam.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 02, 2003 08:24 PM |
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(OOC: one thing... when did you get out of your spam shell? eh?  )
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 02, 2003 08:25 PM |
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I teleported, coward. You fear my Armageddon and Fireball, and you should. Surrender now or face me, don't run away and make your creatures do your dirty work.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 02, 2003 08:37 PM |
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*points his middle finger at the tiny speck in the distance that is Mvassilev on his dragon, concentrates and launches a spam bolt, which hits Mvassilev in the small of his back and knocks him off the dragon*
Bullzeye!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 02, 2003 08:42 PM |
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Fire Dragon keeps flying and starts burning Woock up. Soon, Mvassilev shows up to help. He puts Woock into the fire dungeon, and puts up a Spam Barrier from the Quality Spellbook stolen by a certain person (not me) from the shop. Lord Woock now considers becoming a gladiator so that either death or victory might free him. Of course, either way he won't be the god of spam any more.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Lich_King
Honorable
Supreme Hero
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posted December 02, 2003 09:26 PM |
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*Lich_King saw, that mvasillev is destroying the balance of the order and chaos and stands near Woock with his unbeatable Order powers*
I summon the wave of Order !
*Wave unsummons and kills all the chaos and fire made by mvassilev...*
I summon the cage of Law !
*The blue stringed, fire immune anti-magic shell covers mvasillev*
I disenchant the area around the cage
*Mvassilev's teleportation powers disapear*
I banish you into the realm of Chaos ! Be gone !
*Mvasillev, still incaged vanished through the blue portal, after it closes, Lich_king disapears...*
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