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Djive
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Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted July 18, 2003 10:44 PM |
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Edited By: Djive on 18 Jul 2003
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*** CONFESSIONAL NEWSFLASH ***
The HC Big Brother maker decided to relocate after the incident with the red hot chick, the stolen stove, and the arrival of a 2,250 pound lesbian.
The new location as elicited some interesting responses. Big Bro found a more desolate place so the new house is located on a small muddy island in the middle of a great swamp far away from the closest civilization. Anyway, the casual visitor is sure to be scared away by the scores of crocs, lizards and dragonflies that have made this area their home.
Valeriy has gone overboard in more ways than one. He took Big Bro's canoe and went for an expedition to investigate the Fauna. I accompanied him for safety, but then Val hit a low branch which from him overboard and had it not been for my reflexes and magic the canoe would have been overurned. As it was I managed to keep my dress clean and my fur dry.
Anyway Val found some croc friends in the water. They even followed him back to the house. Val requested to make one of the crocs his pet but this was flatly refused by Oldtimer, The Gootch and Sir Stiven. Though, bort was fascinated by the croc and wanted to prepare a lecture about the mating habits of reptiles, and the treatise on the sharpness of a crocodile tooth. soccerfeva and myself were favourable as a croc pet would indeed be a nice thing.
Myself, I located some interesting swamp features. A sinking holes fill with quicksand, some wisp's and the rich herb wildlife. Ah, this place feels like home!
Sir Stiven was the one who did the most to deny Val the croc pet. Arguing it would eat us out of the house and he threatened to kill it to get a fashionable armour from the croc hide. Otherwise, Sir Stiven has been been getting on my and Kittens nerves lately. We've found each other a common cause and promise action in regards to putting Sir Stiven in his right place.
The Gootch has been stationed before the TV drinking bears. It appears that the house comes with a big compliment of satelite channels, and there is a possibility to rent pay-films... Right now it's difficult to separate The Gootch from the TV sofa, where we have woken him up more than one morning.
Oldtimer has been asking for lesbians and has also found some intersting film about them. There was a quarrel over whether Oldtimer should get to watch the lesbian movie two or three times per day, but in the end the old man got his way but only after Sir Stiven had to give up on some direct sent soccer.
Myself I'd be inclined to say that the TV is a curse. Who wants to look at a person who is watching a TV all day?
bort and soccerfeva have made some excursions into the swamp. Seems to have a lot of fun together, and soccerfeva has been helpful in giving bort some insight as to the secrets of the swamp. On the other hand I wonder why bort is wasting his time with soccerfeva when there is a much better authority on swamps around?
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 20, 2003 02:39 PM |
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*Big Brother Speaks*
In order to make for some more interesting entertainment for the viewers, Big Brother has decided to arrange your next challenge:- a soccer match for the participants in Big Brother giving the winning team a turn in the Pleasure Dome. The losers will sleep in the swamp for three days.
The teams has been decided as:
Valeriy, Sir stiven, The Gootch, Bort
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Soccerfeva, Djive, Kittenangel, Oldtimer
Big Brother will referee and my decision is final. although the rules will be somewhat... unorthadox
The soccerfield is a muddy grassy field infested with small pools of slimy water. Size is 40 meters long and 20 meters broad field surrounded by swamp terrain on all sides. Goals are 4 metres wide and 2 metres high.
Teams are advised to announce the positions of their players (goalkeeper, defeneder, midfield and attacker) before the match. Or elswe things could get very painful very quickly.
Each team is required to come up with a name and there will be a reward for the most inventive team name, the reward being that this team will be given soccer boots and body armour..
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 Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted July 21, 2003 04:25 AM |
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Can we place bets on which team we believe will win? Go Soocer Feva!!!!!
Wat....... he cant lose with a name like that.........
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 21, 2003 03:50 PM |
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huh?Wat r ya talking bout?Me?When?What?Is it free?Are air tickets provided?Wat am i talking bout?I'm busy nowadays,no time to read or write long threads.
Will get back tml to read the thread..
What was I talking about again? 
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 21, 2003 03:53 PM |
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I know wat you're talking about!
You're talking about something!!
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 21, 2003 03:55 PM |
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Ya I still know wat you're talking bout,even if it means me losing a post count!!
Yay!
~~Soccerfeva loses one post count.
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted July 21, 2003 06:54 PM |
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Edited By: Djive on 21 Jul 2003
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Djive's Team.
Suggested team name: Chelsea Mudwalkers
Suggested line-up:
Soccerfeva (attacker): a sturdy attacker with a ferocious charge guaranteed to scare the socks and possibly life out of the most determined defender.
Djive (midfield): Marshalling the team with her special abilities and spells she is quick as a weasel and move with such amazing speed that she can be everywhere at once. A skin of stone will allows her to take on the most determined opponents.
KittenAngel (defender): An angelic guardian as tough to pass as it is to get a camel through a needle's eye. Her catlike grace will steal the ball from the enemy team while they keep running for several seconds still believeing the have the ball. Simply astounding!
Oldtimer (goalkeeper): Thid old man is like a wall of force, and capable of the most stupendous reflex saves! The goal could just as well have been covered by a brick wall.
(This line-up and team-plan is preliminary and may be changed during the planning stages.)
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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Valeriy
Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
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posted July 22, 2003 12:30 AM |
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The lineup!
What's gotten over me? I've been taking this crocodile around the place all day and I don't even like them! Ah, I've read once in the FAQ section about those hypnotic Palandrian Thinlynosed Crocodiles of yellowish breed that, unlike the reddish bred ones, have the ability to hypnotise their faceless victims for a period of 24 hours to get into their home and devour the residents calve muscles, which they consider delicacy... Good on Sir Steven, we still have legs.
As a punishment to my Palandrian Thinlynosed Crocodile of yellowish breed, I've cast a Transpedalation spell that I've been devising for the last two months. The beast will now forever confuse it's front legs with the back pair.
Now the team alignment.
The Gootch will be the attacker, I suspect the guy's got more up his sleeve than he has been showing us. Let us expose his hidden talents...
Sir Stiven will take the midfield. His spam attacks, powerful tosses and precise accusation strikes will have our opponents running through their own goalposts.
Valeriy, myself as a defender. Less moving around, let them come to me and experience a spell or two. Transpedalation could come in handy, heh, heh (thinks about Soccerfeva experiencing the effects of his spell), heh heh. Defender fits my HC style of overlooking things and stepping into action when required.
Bort will be the goalkeeper and make funny faces at those who will unlikely manage to penetrate Gootch's hidden talents, Sir Stiven's spam and tosses and my faceless Transpedulation number. One thing I cannot do will be up to Bort. Bort often pretends to be lazy, and the oposing team will be stunned to see his true ball-bashing performance.
And Finally! The team shall be called Breastless Iguana Carpenters!!! 
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You can wait for others to do it, but if they don't know how, you'll wait forever.
Be an example of what you want to see on HC and in the world.
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Oldtimer
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Supreme Hero
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posted July 22, 2003 03:00 AM |
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***CONFESSIONAL***
It looks like we have a reward challenge. Of all things its a soccer match, its a good thing feva's on our side so that I can set up my chaise lounge and sip on a margareta (rocks). There is no way they'll make me run up and down the feild, although I could be persuaded to play the feild.
Now I'm off to find Chelsea and have her teach me about "mudwalking".
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 22, 2003 12:12 PM |
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Big Brother Speaks
Soccer match RP guidelines.
Submit tidbits from the soccer-match to give the opponents and yourself some headaches.
You can submit:
- Goal or opponent foul-up.
* Your team scores a goal or alternatively makes your opponents look silly. Pick ONE of these.
* Limited to the three per team.
- RP situation.
* Your RP character does something embarassning or ends up in an embarrasing situation.
* You target 1or 2 opponent team-member with 2-3 specific choices. Of these choices one is good one is bad, and one is overall neutral.
* Any number per team.
Example. Sir Stiven has the ball and tries to make a tunnel on Djive, but is tackled from behind by Soccerfeva and sent to eating mud in large pool of water. The referee looked the other way disturbed by KittenAngel. You can now tag say Djive for actions:
- Continue playing as nothing has happened.
- Helping Stiven out of the mudhole.
- Stomping on Stiven in the mudhole.
You might then assign for example, a goal to Djive's team if she continues but at the same time has something embarrasing bad happen after she has scored.
The second choice might be a positive RP reward for Djive. Have something very good happen to her. But neutral for the match.
The third choice would be nutral for Djive but very likely end up in a goal for Sir Stiven's team.
Big Brother decides which ones to you, and also reserves to balance received suggestions.
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 22, 2003 04:27 PM |
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No idea what you folks are rumbling about..only know there's a footie match..one that is extremely unrealistic..would prefer a 'real' game of footie,even though that's very much impossible,with our work schedules and staying in different parts of the world..
The rules are complicated..really..can someone simplify them?
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 22, 2003 05:51 PM |
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Quote:
Bort will be the goalkeeper and make funny faces at those who will unlikely manage to penetrate Gootch's hidden talents, Sir Stiven's spam and tosses and my faceless Transpedulation number. One thing I cannot do will be up to Bort. Bort often pretends to be lazy, and the oposing team will be stunned to see his true ball-bashing performance.
Bort is upset. Bort thought that the cameras were not filming his ball-bashing. Bort does admit, though, that his ball-bashing abilities are truly impressive.
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Kittenangel
Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
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posted July 22, 2003 11:02 PM |
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*Puts black sun guard under eyes and shouts* LETS DO THIS MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Never wear anything that panics
the cat.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 23, 2003 12:20 AM |
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*after being nearly eaten by Val's backwards croc, Mighty Mage limps towards the field.*
Hmmm, always fun to watch a bunch of foot faries go at it.
Ahhhhhhh...
*Mighty Mage gets beamed in the head with a soccer ball.*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted July 23, 2003 12:30 AM |
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Edited By: Djive on 22 Jul 2003
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It's only training so far and I'm afraid there are no place for paid seats...
The swamp completely surrounds the soccer field beginning just a yard away, counted from the sidelines.
And HOW did you come here? Big Brother chose the place for it's seclusion and to elminate further disturbances to the particpants. (Some people do a lot for watching it Live instead of from the sofa, it appears.)
I guess that as long as you do not disturb the game or the goings on in any way then you could climb one of the many trees and watch the happenings.
Big Brother may have a betting booth somewhere though i don't now where. Hmmm wonder what the odds are...
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 23, 2003 12:37 AM |
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I'M A FRICKEN MAGE That's how I got here. Now, I'd like to watch the funny foot faries if you don't mind.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 24, 2003 07:15 PM |
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Bort has set up two jars next to the goal posts, the bribe jar and the incentive jar. Every time the ball approaches the goal, the total cash value in the jars will be used to determine whether or not the ball is stopped. Or "bashed" if you will. If the bribe jar is the fullest, bort will conduct his ball bashing in the privacy of his own ampitheater and will not subject the ball in question to bashing. If the incentive jar is the fullest, bort will bash the ball and prevent it from entering the net.
If they have the same amount, bort will be frozen by an existential dilema and will have to go for a quick lie down.
Current totals:
Bribe Jar : $0.00
Incentive Jar : $0.00
Balls bashed : 0.00
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted July 24, 2003 08:56 PM |
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Edited By: Djive on 24 Jul 2003
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Donates one set of sabretooth fangs to bort. It's the ultimate anti-tosser gadget to use when being tossed. (Warning: works only on Tossers.)
If Stiven would toss for any reason (such as a ball entering your team's net), just don the fangs and watch that tosser run for his life!
I'm sure you agree that this item is priceless in value!
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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Oldtimer
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Supreme Hero
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posted July 25, 2003 06:25 PM |
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***Confessional***
I was just minding my own business, taking a nap on my recliner, when out of nowhere those bast@rds started kicking balls at me! You know they almost hit me too!
But I was quick!
Not a single ball was able to touch me, HA!
So now why is Djive yelling at me?
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Kittenangel
Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
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posted July 25, 2003 06:53 PM |
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Poor old man......
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Never wear anything that panics
the cat.
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