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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted August 03, 2003 11:58 PM |
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There are not a lot of females aroud the field, so Djive concludes that the lesbians referred to must be the mischievous sprite cheerleaders.
Knowing that sprites are real pranksters and will cause Bort to laugh all day (and thus reduce his ball-stopping abilities), she decides to invest a few spellpoints to teleport him into the midst of the cheer-leaders.
Bort finds himself surrounded by scantily clad sprite cheerleaders. Judging by the look of them, they simply adore honey!
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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Valeriy
Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
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posted August 06, 2003 12:50 AM |
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Ahem!
Valeriy suddenly wakes up from his three days long - or so it seems - meditation. While the soccer teams were warming up their bodies, he did not bother, because he doesn't have one, but instead concentrated his powers on plowing the homeland far away and adding some enchantcements to the land of HC.
As he opened his eyes, he found MightyMage right in front of him, staring into his "face" and mumbling something about honey, soccer, lesbians, spam and soy sauce. To avoid further mentionings of favourite topic, he teleported away to his soccer team.
SS was not saying anything sensible, his sharp accusations were nowhere to be seen, in fact he seemed to be taking responsibility for what happened! Noooo! What have they done to you?!?! Slap! Slap!
-Why you...
*dodges the blow and casts haste on SS to make him more useful in the game*
The Gootch is nowhere to be seen. Telepathics reveal that he is trying to escape the island and is currently building a canoe out of scanovlia mud deep in the forest.
B-O-R-T!
*yellow man appears*
- ...?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
BB, We have a team disaster. I request urgent interference!
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You can wait for others to do it, but if they don't know how, you'll wait forever.
Be an example of what you want to see on HC and in the world.
http://www.heroesofmightandmagic.com
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted August 06, 2003 01:46 AM |
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A disheveled bort returns from the swamp, no longer covered in honey. He huddles up under the net with a warm mug of soy juice and rocks slowly back and forth.
It was horrible. Well, no, at first it was wonderful. They weren't just lesbians, they were curious, magical lesbians. And they liked honey. Then it got to the point where the spirit was willing, but the flesh was bruised and spongy.
Then they started wanting to talk about our relationships. All of them.
Then they made me watch Titanic. AND ALL OF THEM STARTED CRYING!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE COMPARED UNFAVORABLY TO LEONARDO DICAPRIO BY 300 6" WOMEN????? And every single one of them hit me in the back of the head during the brief nudity.
Then came the headaches. It must have been a bug or something, because they all constantly had headaches.
Then they asked me if they looked fat. You're all between 5&6" tall. The heaviest of you is 3 ounces. Of course you don't look fat.
Then they wanted to talk about our relationships again. Then we had to discuss curtains.
Then I was sent out to by 2400 tampons. I don't need to tell you how horrible the next 4 days were.
Then all of their mothers came over to visit. Apparently, every single one of them's former boyfriends were 1. better looking, 2. more successful and 3. more interesting than I was.
I snuck out when they sent me to get ice cream while watching Sleepless in Seattle. I only pray that they don't track me down. The horror. The horror.
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Drive by posting.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 07, 2003 09:03 PM |
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HA Ha ha ha ha ha.
Have fun Bort? Well while you Brothers are farting around in the soccer field I'm cleaning out the fridge. See ya.
Edit: When I originally posted this It was under my sister's username cuz she never logged out, sorry for any confusion but it's all better now.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 08, 2003 09:23 AM |
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lol, thank any1 that my computer is mine all mine and no one elses!!
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted September 01, 2003 01:37 PM |
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revived!!
But I don know what to do or say...
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted September 07, 2003 09:11 PM |
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Try saying how your days in the house have been w/your interesting companions!  I'm sure we'd all like to know how things have been.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted March 11, 2005 04:45 PM |
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What happens to a reality show deferred?
A year or so on, all that was left was a dilapidated soccer field and the corpses of those who had the dream. The dream of their 15 minutes.
So sad that it turned out to only be 10 minutes.
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Drive by posting.
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