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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted July 27, 2001 02:03 PM |
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Another joke
Let's see if I can get another free drink! 
I walked into a supermarket and bought :
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
The girl at the checkout looked at me and said "Single are you?"
I very sarcastically replied "How did you guess?"
She replied "because you are freaking ugly"
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 27, 2001 08:11 PM |
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LOL, free drink for pleuris.
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted July 27, 2001 08:57 PM |
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Hehehe
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 28, 2001 07:49 PM |
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ok, im back! you punks need to stop feeding those smileys beers...
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madgorgon
![madgorgon]()
Disgraceful
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posted July 28, 2001 09:49 PM |
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*a young bull walks up to the bar to get at drink. No, this is not the start of another bad joke.*
KUMA, I HEAR A RUMOR THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A DJ?
*he roars out loud, so that the whole bar stops to see what's going on. A couple of kids from next door poke look through the windows. A head pokes through the hole in the ceiling. A "shadow" pokes through the wall. The young bull, just smiles a Kuma*
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted July 29, 2001 06:01 AM |
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Murphy: 
I like beer... especially the free ones...
y,y, I'll post another joke...
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 29, 2001 09:28 AM |
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Not sure what I'm laughing at....
Pleuris, you sure are a funny guy, but that avatar will probably get you barred from this tavern, LOL! Any chance you could get rid of the Mini Me thing?
*smile*
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Incubus
Disgraceful
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 29, 2001 10:49 AM |
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U H U M
I tought a TAVERN was a place to drink! You all seem to like drinking beer in a TOURNAMENT! Go ahead! Then we will have a better 0pertunity to Slay you! With your drunk heads you won't be able to give a good fight! on this TOURNAMENT of the DRUNK!
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 29, 2001 01:04 PM |
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Obviously someone is ticked off
LOL Incubus, are you sure you weren't on HOS at some point? Maybe you're just ticked because ToH is for real players and not creature dreamers who can't do much except brag about how 3do owes him everything from the peasant to the dragons (mine mine mine). Sorry to say kid, but you're far too young to be drinking in Kuma's so I suggest you get your little pen and piece of paper and go back to lala land. Maybe you could be of more use in your own mind.
LOL!
Now will the bouncer kindly show this child the door?
*smile*
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 29, 2001 01:10 PM |
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LMAO !!! ahahahahahahahahahaah 
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Incubus
Disgraceful
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 29, 2001 01:26 PM |
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Lol
Now i think you urned your 4th red star....
PS.. if you say someting murphy is even younger....
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Incubus
Disgraceful
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 29, 2001 01:31 PM |
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(screaming something to shae when pulled out of the tavern)
And i remember a GREEN girl saying that this WHOLE thing was only to discuss thing of HOMM not talking about snow to just urn your post counts... I know i do too.... But I'm not complaining about it (till now) Like you did ...
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 29, 2001 07:39 PM |
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Let me guess...
Incubus is in the tavern...
Shae is also in there...
I was sure I saw some storm rising over.
Maybe they have little "thing" going on there...
*Enters the tavern*
Hah!
Thank god you're not tougher, Incubus. Thank you god too Incubus or my half-illusion-troll would have shown you the way to dance the funky chicken...
At least Incubus is out of the tavern.
Well, he has already enough posts anyway...
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Melissa_X
Adventuring Hero
Tiffany Taylor
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posted July 30, 2001 06:53 AM |
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strange post
Hi pleuris is that really a picture of u? And how do u get those graphics to show up on ur post?
I havent seen Zud lately. Did Shae dump him? I sure hope not because Shae u need to spend real time with him to know him personally he is a deep person.
Do u have wine here kuma? I dont drink beer anymore.
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 30, 2001 10:21 AM |
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LOL Mel!
Ummm, I did spend some real time with Zud and I really 'felt' him on his deep and meaningfuls, LOL!
Matter of fact, I think Zudzud is upstairs taking care of his raresirloins...
*smile*
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 31, 2001 12:28 PM |
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Covers Eyes.............NOT
<sitting in the corner still, watching the bar turn round....and round.....and round.......and round>
Wohhhhhhhhhh!
<Sits up straight when sees that green ol' lady>
Have we met? Naw.....unless you became uglier. 
Can I buy you a VB? ROFL
<prepares for the wrath of shae...in other words, ducks back into corner> 
~Oh, the trolls grow stronger
~As the humans grow weak
~What will they do
~To avoid becoming meek
~Fight
~Fight
~Against them use their might
~Fight
~Fight
~Kill trolls all the night!
<stops singing when realizes everyone has pulled out weapons and are glaring>
*mumbles* These fools know not of the troll advance on the fair town of MerryMont.
<snaps back to reality.....feeling light headed>
All right. Who slipped the magic herb into my drink? 
<pulls out sword, prepared for battle>
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Coffee and Jaeger, please!
<puts gold in only lighted part of table and waits for what next shall transpire>
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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deth8
Promising
Known Hero
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posted July 31, 2001 01:12 PM |
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bb code on left when writing message
It is on the bb code when you write a message for linking anything into the message.
Quote:
Hi pleuris is that really a picture of u? And how do u get those graphics to show up on ur post?
I havent seen Zud lately. Did Shae dump him? I sure hope not because Shae u need to spend real time with him to know him personally he is a deep person.
Do u have wine here kuma? I dont drink beer anymore.
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted July 31, 2001 01:16 PM |
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No, Mel...
It's not a picture of me... It's something I grabbed from uglypeople.com
About the smilies: When your posting a message, press the bb code link on the left of the message you're typing
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deth8
Promising
Known Hero
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posted July 31, 2001 01:17 PM |
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slothful bouncers
Who are the bouncers around ere eh?
I have gotten a complaint that the bar gets out of hand at times. I would hate to pull the plug on so much fun but considering children sometimes venture here and the bouncers at the door are not doing such a good job can we be a little self controlled even when out of control please.
.......ay ay ay......coming........ just grabbing one real quick......
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 31, 2001 02:52 PM |
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I am or I was now...
I quit...
These people are uncontrollable and another bouncer is pretty young...
Also I got bad reputation as people think I'm just big, dump bouncer.
I think I go for my journeys for a while so Kuma get new bouncer here...
*Leaves the door open as he leaves but comes back quickly back inside barring the door as storm reaches the town*
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