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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
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Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 24, 2001 10:53 PM |
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im just a violent drunk who listens to Cradle Of Filth.
DANI FILTH IS GOD!
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted August 25, 2001 12:00 PM |
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Plz get that horrible picture away from here. That's just sick. Serious.
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 25, 2001 12:48 PM |
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Kuma..
Is speaking the truth here...
Guy drinks ketchup and not beer!
He is totally insane...
Ozzy this isn't satanist cult room this is Kuma's tavern so could you please left those for some other place...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted August 25, 2001 01:38 PM |
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Quote:
im just a violent drunk who listens to Cradle Of Filth.
DANI FILTH IS GOD!
i hope not! He cant even wash his face nevermind create worlds.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 25, 2001 02:55 PM |
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eek get that sick thing outta here! wheres the bouncer? oh, wait a second, im a bouncer! ((picks up picture, tosses into fire)) ah, thats better!
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted August 26, 2001 04:06 AM |
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LOL ...I'm glad you finally made it clear which "sick thing" you're bouncing. Otherwise, I'd have been worried.
Now, if you'll excuse me...there's a bunch of dendroids who say they want to learn poker over there in the corner...::whistling and looking innocent::
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted August 26, 2001 11:40 AM |
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Poker....
Poker? Did I hear poker.....
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted August 26, 2001 01:27 PM |
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Poker......
To slightly misquote WC Fields:
"A game of chance? Not the way I play it!"
Fair warning, Kuma ..you never saw a real 'poker face' until you tried playing a walking tree....
Now, anybody got any bright ideas what I can do with all these darned acorns? Who knew that's what dendroids use for money?
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 26, 2001 02:02 PM |
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They don't use money...
They use leaves.
One leaf=one coin
and Unk...
They play strippoker nothing else...
And if you count how many leaves they got...
compared to your coins and your clothes...
We will see you naked pretty soon.
It might scare some customers away...
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Preserver
Promising
Famous Hero
Elemental Druid
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posted August 26, 2001 03:17 PM |
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Nice Place!
Nice Tawern Kuma...
I will like one beer (Carlsberg) and someone to play poker with...
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- The only alert the invaders had was the rustling of leaves on a day without wind -
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted August 26, 2001 04:00 PM |
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Haak!
Naked!
Woohoo!
Go baby go baby go baby go!
Ummm, preserver, here's ya beer, gimme your money and there's plenty of things to *poke* (LOL) around here.... just not me!
*smile*
Oh yes, does anyone have any stories about being caught in the nude (or anything else for that matter...)? I'd love to hear those ones!
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted August 26, 2001 04:42 PM |
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Me and Naked: BAD idea.
I believe there's a local ordinance that specifically forbids me being seen naked. It falls under the 'Community Eyesore' statutes. Plus, it frightens the children. Not to mention the livestock.
Good thing for me I've been cheating like crazy in that game with the dendroids..... OOPS ..Was that the OUTSIDE voice again?
Oh well, before I take my deserved butt-kicking from a bunch of unhappy oak trees, I just have one little question:
Shae, do you accept leaves and acorns? I currently have a whole lot of 'em .... 
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 26, 2001 06:24 PM |
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Yes...
Those stories you seeing naked are the ones that are told for the children to keep them out of trouble...
"So listen children, don't goto walk alone in the forest or you might come across naked man with pipe in his mouth..."
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Oldtimer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Please leave a message after..
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posted August 26, 2001 07:57 PM |
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Stop interfearing with the man's personal life!
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted August 26, 2001 08:04 PM |
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Naked story
I have one.
On holiday in Canada me and a friend walk on a camping, both a bit drunk.
We walk past a loud party and a girl comes towards us: "Are u the strippers?"
Well we quite weren't, but we needed the alcohol....
Was an all female bachelor's party (u call that a 'shower' I believe?) and it was good fun. 
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Defreni
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted August 26, 2001 08:18 PM |
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Hehee Kuma Sounds like loads of fun.
Sorry that I only have the usual stories, like caught in bed with a girl by ur father.
Father (With a surprised look) "Oh. Didnt know u where home."
Or ur working colleges walking into the office where ur at it, with the new girl at work, during a party.
Colleges (With not so surprised a look) "Oh. Allready."
Got a few more like them, but all in all they aint that funny, cept for everybody else 
Defreni
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malkia
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted August 27, 2001 09:52 AM |
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So here comes this story about
POLISH family camping in our BULGARIAN tourist resourts.
So I was in the army, and we got this guy which we were calling him the HOLE. Well he was no "g" or something - it was because of his mouth - he was saying lots of things.
And he got this story - In 1995 or 1996 he and his cousin went to some of the camps to stole something and sell it later on the marketplace (we are having these types of free marketplaces). So they've seen some tent (probably polish family - because they were the main tourists mainly) there and decided to stole it, pack it, put it in the back of the car and leave. So they did it.. When they got to the market place - they opened the tent to show it to eventual buyers of the tent - and went inside to see how big is it - and what did they saw! Polish family was still playing cards!! that's the truth!! really!
He got other stories... but have to remmember them...
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Cheesus
Known Hero
The Untouchable
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posted August 27, 2001 10:28 AM |
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wow
thatīs such a touching story...
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 27, 2001 11:38 AM |
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Jesus!
Not you cheesus...
I mean Malkia. No, you are not Jesus but that story of yours.
I try to remember some "naked" stories but hope I don't find anything close to yours...
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted August 27, 2001 11:49 AM |
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Quote:
Those stories you seeing naked are the ones that are told for the children to keep them out of trouble...
"So listen children, don't goto walk alone in the forest or you might come across naked man with pipe in his mouth..."
Hey! They told me those records were sealed! How did you find out about that unfortunate incident from my college days? It was merely a combination of not-so-innocent youthful enthusiasm, a fifth of tequila, and a 5 dollar bet... I didn't even have to serve any time on it..not like the other one where we combined a quarter stick of dynamite, a bow and arrow, and a very calm night...but perhaps I've said too much...
<Rapid change of subject> So, how 'bout that local sports team? Anybody got a use for a couple of bushels of oak leaves and acorns?
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