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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 24, 2001 09:50 PM |
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You had clear shot and you took it...
Can't blame you Zud.
I would have like to ask did you turn into frog or something but that could take this too far...
And Kuma...Murphy wants to be the new bouncer with no brains...
Fire me as bouncer and hire me as advisor. I could have lot of good business ideas here.
And look! Here are the darts ready to play!
Who's first?
And don't try to throw them towards anyone...
They are real not an illusion.
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2001 09:55 PM |
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Ok, now then, tonite is hardcore nite upstairs... prices are $50 to participate, $20 for watching... now as bouncer, if you touch shae, even if you are partisipating, in an, er.. inaprpriate manner, i will break their arm...
ENJOY!
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 24, 2001 10:03 PM |
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Got more bouncers than clients here... 
ya'al pay 4 ur drinks, u here?
BTW Why the heck I need a bouncer? Any of u guys have any idea how big I am?? 
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2001 10:06 PM |
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yes, but you cant serve customers if you are kicking ppl out of bars, now can you? and admit it, you like being called boss, dont you, boss?
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 24, 2001 10:09 PM |
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ur hired
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2001 10:12 PM |
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thanks, boss!    
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ghostofdeath
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 24, 2001 10:18 PM |
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we need a pool table in this bar
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I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
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Defreni
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 25, 2001 12:50 AM |
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And some table soccer ) love that game, specially when drunk.
Sober I only realize how much I suck at it
Defreni
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 25, 2001 01:04 AM |
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Staying in subject...
I have one old pool table in my cellar and I could take it up here.
But we are going to need more balls...
Anyone want to donate one?
We need at least one black, blue (still I think I have one of those in my pocket),yellow and green. All others I already have in my private collection and I can bring them here. I have gathered them from my opponents...
We also need some sticks to play with. They must be long so that one that you ghost-of-death brought already here isn't long enough.
And no sitting or any other activities on the pool table please...You don't know how much it cost to cleaned it up...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Mystery
Famous Hero
Hatebreeder
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posted July 25, 2001 05:14 AM |
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!!! NEW ATTRACTION !!!
Hey! You can forget about the dart throwing, the room upstairs, and the beer! Now, open for everyone, just next to the fake id office, now open: "Mystery's wyvern farm", now you can take sky rides on our Wyverns, only, 2 gold pieces/hour of flight. For the brave ones, you can go on gorgons, and do a competition, who stays on the longest time, for even more brave ones, play "Who blinks first", with basilisks (for those who are scared, bron could show you how easily he wins on this one ), or even, play it with mighty gorgons. . Hmm and don't try to get away with our wyverns, if you do, don't be surprised if you're chased by me riding on a Wyvern monarch (This job is still open ), or a couple of dragon flies, or worse, shot by a lizard warrior (Pleuris, you can go on this job). Have fun!!! First time for free for everyone!!!
P.S. If someone could donate some hydras for more games, I would be grateful, also some gnoll guards are needed (RagingTitan are you interested?). Coming soon: Swamp swimming (Shae I think you'll like this one, after all, you look like you came out of one ).
Dont't forget, LOW prices for everyone!
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D3@th t0 Fals3 m3Tal!
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ghostofdeath
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 25, 2001 05:57 AM |
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grabs a wyvern and steals it
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I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
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Mystery
Famous Hero
Hatebreeder
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posted July 25, 2001 06:51 AM |
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
You havent even paid, you punk, alright you asked for it! Dragon Flies! After him! *gets up on the Wyvern Monarch and starts chasing him, the gap seems to close very quickly*, hahaha!!! You won't get away!!! ** The wyvern monarch roars, and the stolen wyvern starts flying downwards and into the farm. *grabs ghostofdeath*, gotcha little punk, now you're going in the basilisk pit, MWHAHAHA!!!! *Throws him into the pit*, "Basilisks, play nice, don't kill him".
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D3@th t0 Fals3 m3Tal!
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 25, 2001 08:19 AM |
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what the heck I have next door now: an Amusementpark?
There goes the neighbourhood....
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted July 25, 2001 10:06 AM |
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Mystery: Next time someone tries to steal anything: Give 'em to me!!! I need a little darting practice!!!
BTW the staring game should be better with Chaos Hydras... (3 heads...)
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 25, 2001 10:26 AM |
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Dying of laughter!
You guys are so funny, my stomach is sore! LOLOLOLOLOL!
Heck Kuma, no more bouncers, LOL, I don't think they have any idea how tall we are...
Murphy you good hearted soul you! The only person who's actually stood infront of me (and not behind, lol) and gave me some support! Geez, I'm not sure if that sounded at all right (sorry my bad english) but thanks for sticking up for a girl.....sticking up...errr frick me I can't say anything right! No I didn't mean that literally you idiots! Get off...me!!!
(grabs a bottle of vodka)
Right, now you drunk old farts wanna get REALLY drunk, then I say take one step closer to me and I'll show you the meaning of the word 'hangover'!
*icy smile*
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 25, 2001 12:01 PM |
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Speakin' of wide open.........
Ok, maybe I won't say what I am thinking......LOL
BTW, I already just about puked when wraith rose up....I don't wish to be looking at any males! <unless, of course, we are talking about this potentially profitable peep show thing>
Oh, and Shae, was that a birthmark I saw through the "hole" in the cieling while you and ?Zud? were busy? <mumbling under breath about not being a perv> Not that I was looking too hard....perhaps it was just an ILLUSION.
<slips back into corner waiting for a contract to sign with Shae for a little gold on the side.....thinking, plotting, planning>
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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Mystery
Famous Hero
Hatebreeder
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posted July 25, 2001 12:17 PM |
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Chaos Hydras you say?
Well i'd love to make some hydra games in here, the problem is, that I have no hydras, maybe if someone could donate some..... Incubus/Hydra, maybe you?
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D3@th t0 Fals3 m3Tal!
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted July 25, 2001 04:35 PM |
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Thanks for my free (blonde joke) beer, Shae
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 25, 2001 07:47 PM |
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more jokes
Rules for being a guy:
It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
c. After wrecking your boss' Ferrari
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game
e. When your Date is using her teeth
If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies' girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pals'significant dick-heads--- low level sports bonding is all the law requires (sorry ladies, it's called a double standard because it's twice as true).
You may flatulate in front of a woman only after
you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head
under the covers for the purpose of flatulent
entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever.
Issue closed.
If a man's zipper is down, that's his
problem---you didn't see nothin'.
You must offer heartfelt and public condolences
over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was
you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a
ceiling fan.
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 25, 2001 08:07 PM |
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*Raises on to table to make speech*
As all here notice we are talking here about women pretty much all the time. Yes, we are hungry and thirsty but that won't be anything compared to hunger of women.
Or something that could replace them.
Some reasons for men why...
to get a dog not girlfriend...
And this true and these aren't invented by me. I'm not sure where I saw them first...
1. Dog just will be even more pleased if you return home late (Dogs are enthuastic about their masters coming home =>see the difference compared into women!)
2. Dog will eat almost anything and won't say "yuck"
3. Dog will possible smell much more worse than you do
4. Dogs don't talk (If they do, please goto see the doctor)
5. Dogs bark but as long as you're feeding them they won't bark at you
6. Dogs can defend themselves
7. Dogs don't ever fake anything
There are also others but some of them are heavily xxx-rated so I think I'll pass them this time.
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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