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posted August 27, 2001 12:58 PM |
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We should check that...
America's Most Wanted Top 10 list
We might find Unk from there...
Maybe he was behind that Oklahoma bomb strike...
OK that wasn't funny that was tragic.
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posted August 27, 2001 01:14 PM |
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I once got caught butt whole naked on a park bench buy a guy who couldn't resist taking a peek at 1am in the morning. I was being eaten alive by my boyfriend. I didn't care the first time, thought it was coincidence, but when he came back for seconds, I had to cover up!
And there was the time about two years ago when one of my friends dacked me on a crowded train. I wasn't wearing any nickers and had on a simple boob tube. That was the most embarrassing time of my life, we were coming back from the swimming pool and it was too hot to wear underwear. How I wish I had've been a little bit more self-conscious!
LMAO!
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posted August 27, 2001 03:40 PM |
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my god
I can see where you ¨fit in¨ with Zud now...
2 different persons, 1 track mind LOL 
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posted August 27, 2001 03:56 PM |
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who let all thoose devils into this tavern. I mean is this now "the Tavern of horror"??
just hand me a take-away-beer... sorry i cant stay today 
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 28, 2001 11:11 AM |
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America's Most Wanted?
Naw, I'm on on there ..at least not like anybody could prove it. That picture doesn't look a thing like me.
ooops ..I got to remember: INSIDE voice, OUTSIDE voice.
Quick note to Sha: you're right...there's nothing funny about innocent children being killed. No matter if it's a 'terrorist' act, or an act by any government. No matter how 'good' the cause. I often long for the days when wars and disputes were generally settled by the people fighting them, and civilians weren't at risk unless the fighting swept directly over them or their army lost. Sometimes technology sucks. Ok ... I'll get off the soapbox now. I need it to reach the bar anyway.
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Sha_Men
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posted August 28, 2001 11:26 AM |
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I'm sure you keep that pipe always with you...
I think we can trace that pipe to you...
Yes you are right. Somethings I just can't stand. It is all kind of abuse or killing innocent children. There are no excuses for terrorist act and they must be handled very strongly by society always. But if you look what happens in Norhern Ireland then terrorist act not to civilian but to military targets are sometimes maybe needed to make statement. Otherwise the terrorist side would have no way to fight against the government. I believe anybody can be murderer or terrorist when the wrong things happen in somebodys life. I'm not patriotic but I have heard many times people say in Finland they would never do terrorist act. Hmmm...if Finland would be taken over by some other country and things would go badly wrong I believe somebody would have to take action and it would also mean go to as far as causing terror with bombstrikes to military targets. But bombing government building with kindergarden in it? What would that prove? Nothing. If I would kill innocent children I would be even ready to face death penalty with injection. And for sure nowadays war isn't any more human as it use to be even with new medical technology just because now everybody suffer not only the soldiers and their families.
Had to answer you because I kinda let frog out of my mouth saying that you were behind that act. I'm not really laughing to that idea.
Now...I'm laughing my naked butt off because of somebodies train experience...
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posted August 28, 2001 03:51 PM |
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the master plan
ok, this is how i see it... (no one take offense if you are from iraq) if we bomb sadaam hussain and bin laden, the world will be a better place.
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posted August 28, 2001 04:40 PM |
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Well that depends Murphy..
If we same time kill some children is it worth the effort?
But now I must say we could take this terrorist talk to another place. We don't want put Kuma's Tavern under threat of being accused of having terrorist inside.
Of course what do you mean by terrorist is another thing...
Like being naked and running through town could be taken as terrorist act...Especially if you happen to be very ugly...
That can cause innocent people suffering...
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Murphy
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posted August 28, 2001 04:53 PM |
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HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! eek, thats all i can say, is eek. LOL!
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 28, 2001 10:53 PM |
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Quote:
Of course what do you mean by terrorist is another thing...
Like being naked and running through town could be taken as terrorist act...Especially if you happen to be very ugly...
That can cause innocent people suffering...
Which is why I don't have any 'naked' stories. I believe it's specifically covered under the Geneva accords, along with bioweapons and mustard gas.
On an unrelated note, re America's Most Wanted:
Darn, I knew that pipe would get me into trouble someday!
::quickly dons clever disguise of 'Groucho' glasses and nose, and attempts to switch to cigars:::
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posted August 29, 2001 03:06 AM |
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Since UnkaHaakon lives uncomfortably close to me I decided to go meet the fellow.
So I got on my horse and went to his area of town.
I saw this guy drinking a beer and playing with his laptop.
So naturally I assumed it was the famous Unka a gave him a friendly greeting.
"Are you looking for a naked guy who 'smokes pipes' in the woods?" he asked.
"Of course," I replied, "who else?"
"He lives on that Island over there, but you must be invited to stay."
I went to the fairy dock, and discovered that I would postpone my trip to meet UnkaHaakon indefinately.
The sign read, "Isle of MacNeil"
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 29, 2001 03:37 AM |
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ROTFLMAO
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The sign read, "Isle of MacNeil"
For those who don't get it ..MacNeil Island is a Washington State prison. It was formerly a federal maximum security lockup, which in its day was almost as infamous as Alcatraz.
As for the rest of his story, well that would be telling, now wouldn't it?
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bort
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posted August 29, 2001 04:24 AM |
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I went to the fairy dock,
You know, they prefer to be called "Alternate Lifestyle" docks.
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Shae_Trielle
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posted August 29, 2001 10:36 AM |
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LMAO!
What's wrong with fairy?
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Sha_Men
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posted August 29, 2001 11:47 AM |
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Nothing...
If you get the money back from the service before the action starts...
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pleuris
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posted August 30, 2001 02:23 AM |
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Cheesus: if you'd ask me, Shae & Sha should be on Jerry!!! 
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 30, 2001 12:04 PM |
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Hey Kuma! since Sha_men's going to be away for a while, can I use his room? Can I , huh? I'll even clean it out.
uhhh ..one thing, though... I hope you allow pets...like my little guppy Chauncey
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bort
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posted August 30, 2001 07:00 PM |
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(Unka's picture of a fish)
you know? I think I dated her once.
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Oldtimer
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posted August 30, 2001 10:44 PM |
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While riding home from my ill fated quest to meet UnkaHaakon, I finally caught a glimpse of the fellow.
Or I have to assume it was the notorious "pipe smoker".
Well he was dressed as usual or should I say undressed and was call out for "Chauncey?". He had his whole antourage following him around trying to convince him to put on his new white jacket.
By the time I caught up with the group they had persuaded Unka to put on his coat(although it did look a bit uncomfortable) and were leading him through the gate to what I must assume was his palatial estates.
I tried to enter but the guards would have none of it, and before I could call out, Unka was inside and all I could here him say was "Yes, I'm looking for my 4' monster goldfish."
I left with one question in my mind,"Why did he name his home 'Western State'?"
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 30, 2001 11:46 PM |
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Bort: seeing as how Chauncey bears quite a resemblance to my ex wife, I'm not surprised you dated her once. But I didn't know you were a sailor. She's probably where you got that rash.
On a geographical note: "Western State" is not a college LOL
All I'll say further on Oldtimer's saga is:
70 percent of the voices in my head say I'm crazy. The 30 percent that say I'm normal scare the bejeezus out of me.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a fish to feed ...
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