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ugene_de_mue...
Adventuring Hero
Romanii ca brazii
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posted August 31, 2001 03:35 AM |
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A Scary Experience
I was returning home, a few days ago, after a very long and boring rehersal. It was very late, and very dark. In the hallway of my building there were no lights. I found my way to the elevator, and discovered that it was already coming down. I waited. The elevator arrived, the doors opened and I was standing there, waiting for the person who used it to get out. But nobody did. I couldn't see nothing in the darkness. Finally, I walked in. And I heard someone breathing.
So I got scared.
The man* wasn't saying anything, so I gathered the remains of my courage and said: "I go on the fifth floor"
He was still breathing. Didn't dissapeared.
So I asked: "What floor do you...huh..."
He said: "Ninth floor"
So I got REALLY SCARED: my building was had only eight floors.
But I got home in one piece.
That's all. Almost.
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*my girlfriend, seeing my yellow face, called the police. the officer told me that the man in the elevator was the strange sha men serial killer. many reports indicated that he may be in the area.
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Give me one year and I'll teach your horse to speak
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Oldtimer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Please leave a message after..
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posted August 31, 2001 04:47 AM |
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We hear that the ShaMen may be out of circulation for a while, possibly 3to5 it all depends on the nice gentlemen on the parole board, but knowing Sha he can talk himself out of any kind of trouble. (Maybe that was talk himself into trouble? Oh well maybe I'll ask Shae which one it was.)
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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ugene_de_mue...
Adventuring Hero
Romanii ca brazii
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posted August 31, 2001 05:00 AM |
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A strange, tall person enters the tavern.
A black cloack hides his features.
He leans silently over the bar.
Kuma looks at him cautiosly.
"Would you like something to drink, fellow?"
The stranger answers softly:
"Yesss...Give something from that 9th shelf."
Kuma's face turns yellow. There are only 8 shelves behind the bar..."I sure hope that parole officer is severe today" he thinks.
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Give me one year and I'll teach your horse to speak
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 31, 2001 11:10 AM |
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Oh, Geez!...
I definately hate this. When I say I’m leaving and then come back to lurk little I notice that you have nothing else to talk about than me. I would understand if I would be woman but when I’m man?…Well, who knows in this faceless community who is female and who is male. Yes, I know the good old "Look under skirt" trick but that kinda hits the whole privacy thing away, doesn’t it?
Second thing I hate is to do this kind of Ozzie trick but well at least I’m really going to be away sometime right after this one. And yes I’m going to ”tour” whatever it means. (Tells how much I’m addicted to this place when I have to come back to Kuma’s tavern to lurk and make post about serial killer)
Yes, Ugene. I have heard the stories about this "Shamen" killer type. Police dropped by for sec to my place and asked had I heard anything about this. Of course my answer was simple "no" and police left. It took only ten minutes when Jerry Springer called me and asked for me to drop visit. He had some nice looking lady with him that I wanted to talk with. He started telling about the show and I got this horrible vision of Jerry Sticker show. It is about two months now when I arrived here...
After I put the phone down it took only five minutes more and there was some producer from Disney calling. He wanted to make movie called "Smurf the Serial Killer". But I thought it would be just another family version rip off from the original story and said also no. So I was in very "no, no, no"-mood when I came here to lurk.
Maybe we can attach the clues and try to figure out who the serial killer is. What I have heard this far is that this serial killer has killed at least five people. Four are females and one male. There are some clues like that every person has initials S.T. Don’t know why. And also one of the witnesses said that he heard this person mumble something about revenge of mutant ninjas, green conspiracy or aliens living among us. The ninth thing is something to do with Buddhist religion and the way of one coming true ninja. Well, I don’t know anything about this but when I talked about my shrink he told it can be ”Jekyll & Hyde” syndrome which occurs to some people when blue and green colors are mixed. Good prove that different colors shouldn’t be "mixed" together, eh? Maybe that is like in the Magic the Gathering and in upcoming HoMM.
Well, I got my permission from the parole officer to travel weeks ago. You remember the time when I was gone? Well, now I must leave you and let you think who could be the serial killer.
So bye bye, my plane leaves about four hours from this so I have to get going now.
Where was my check list? There…
Toothbrush and toothpaste. Yes
My favorite teddy bear. Yes
Lots of rubbers in colors of blue and green. Yes
Black cloak. Yes
High heels. (So I look taller) Yes
Friendly Ghost Casper mask. Yes
Hook. No (Instead I have mechanized can opener)
If not in list I will buy when I’m there...
Anyone know any sighseeings there? Oh, I didn’t tell you where I was going? Well, let it be secret. It would make things so lot easier to you to figure out...
Still about those sights…must check that Cricket Ground where they had those Olympics back in...was it 1956? Don’t remember for sure.
Sha_Men
PS. Have fun without me and without my expense for a while 
*Walks out of the tavern and disappears to the night*
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted September 01, 2001 03:07 AM |
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::waves bye for now to Sha_men, as he bursts into what for want of a better word is 'song'::
"If you go to American city
You will find it very pretty.
Just two things remember while you are there:
Don't drink the water, and don't breathe the air!"
I'll keep your room just the way you left it ...and don't worry about Chauncey ..he's mostly housebroken!!
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted September 01, 2001 07:31 PM |
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Quote:
Chauncey ..he's mostly housebroken!!
Do you mean that he's housebroked except for his pissing hole and his crapping hole (I don't know enough about Chauncey's anatomy to be more specific.)
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted September 02, 2001 12:57 AM |
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Anybody seen Sha lately? 
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Oldtimer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
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posted September 03, 2001 01:25 AM |
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Sha has gone missing but appearantly if you say his name in vain he jumps out of the shadows. Maybe we should comment on his dubious choice of friends, or the verbous loquatiousness of his replies.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Please don't squeeze the Sha_Men!"
*Mysterious figure jumps out of shadows,"Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in."*
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted September 04, 2001 03:15 PM |
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Quote:
sorry Milady... another "southern atmosphere" coming up.
Could I interest u in a nice "Boswandeling", it's a typical Dutch drink, sweet with a nasty bite, just like us.
Ehhmm BTW Shae, u got any plans until next friday? I'm kinda have to go to Copenhagen (to get some Carlsberg), maybe u can look after the place these 6 days... plz?
Great stuff "boswandeling". Like drinking lemonade till you try standing up!
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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Qu_Purple
Hired Hero
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posted September 04, 2001 07:39 PM |
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Hiya Kuma, pass me a stolli an lemon will ya tx... I need to drown my sorrows...just played 3 games in a row and lost 2 of them... oh well sa la vie<<probably wrong spelling.
mmm...maybe I should go back to zone again and see if I might just get another win...even if it is 4am here...hehe
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Life has ruined my Heroes addiction!!
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Viper
Known Hero
Lord of Black Magic
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posted September 04, 2001 08:12 PM |
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I'm in bad mood so can i have 5 glasses of beer?
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted September 04, 2001 09:24 PM |
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Viper ..sorry about your bad day ...
I'm suffering from an old drinking problem myself ...two hands and only one mouth.
See if you can talk the dendroids into buying you one ..I think Kuma is still accepting their paying in leaves and acorns...
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"
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BlueGreen
Adventuring Hero
Master Of Swords
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posted September 05, 2001 05:33 AM |
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Ale!
Gimme a ale please!
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted September 05, 2001 06:15 PM |
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serving everyone their drinks.
Now about this red-haired girl I'm dating.....
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted September 06, 2001 10:02 AM |
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Kuma: What about her??? Tell me more, tell me more!!!
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Qu_Purple
Hired Hero
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posted September 06, 2001 11:37 AM |
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Cheers Kuma....thought Id drop by before playing today.. A few drinks may help my strategy!
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Life has ruined my Heroes addiction!!
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titan
Known Hero
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posted September 07, 2001 07:05 AM |
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new hotel next to Kuma's tavern is open
( b-tje reclame mag wel he Kuma )
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If we ever will time travel in the future . Why haven't people from the future visited us yet
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BlueGreen
Adventuring Hero
Master Of Swords
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posted September 07, 2001 07:47 AM |
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You can tell Your bedtime stories there
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titan
Known Hero
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posted September 07, 2001 07:51 AM |
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a little advertising is ok or not Kuma 
( Hey Kuma let's make a deal they get free beer if they stay at the hotel )
Titan....
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If we ever will time travel in the future . Why haven't people from the future visited us yet
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted September 07, 2001 11:18 AM |
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Titan
This is a PUB! Not a TV advertisement! And what the hell is everyone going to do in your little half-star hotel?
Oh I KNOW!
You're hoping that you'll get people to post about their dirty rendezvous with girls on the board and start posting about their cyber encounters! LMAO!
Hey! You should change your name to Larry Whats-His-Face. You know! They guy who started up the Hustler empire!
(hands a cocktail to Queenie and *smiles*)
*whisper* It's on the house!
Erm... oh yes, Titan! I mean Larry! LOL, I'll tell you what! You stop advertising in Kuma's and buy a drink and maybe I won't have to sic a bouncer on you!
You have one choice. Choose wisely....
*smile*
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