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Sir_Elric
Sir_Elric


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Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
posted July 15, 2002 02:45 AM
Edited By: Sir_Elric on 15 Jul 2002

*Walks into shop*

*Swears, @!@#$!#$, wipes blood off face and attempts to use the door*

*Walks into shop using the door slips on what looks to be sea water!*

"For **** sake!"

*stands up*

"You might want to clean that up!"

*calms down*

"I need some heavy duty floss!

I had a lephrecaun over for lunch and his belt is stuck between my fangs.
Perhaps some breathe freshener too
And do you have any thing to settle stomachs he keeps repeating on me"
pot of gold pot of gold pot of gold LOL
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted July 15, 2002 12:32 PM
Edited By: Celfious on 15 Jul 2002

*slooowly stand's, hardly sustaining balance*
uhgg. WtH was that?
*Take's a dreamless sleep potion*

Over 30 second's later..

Woah... heh *hear's echo's and stuff* I think you gave me sleepless drEaM'S!! Eheh yea'
I'm seeing ehehe.. stuff
*moving hand's infront of face, then take's another*

cat tt.. Wha whyy di did you do thi is to mee?


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Big_Blackie
Big_Blackie


Adventuring Hero
Insanity is bliss...
posted July 15, 2002 03:12 PM

*Walks in*
Hey, about that arena...can we hold tournaments in there? If so, do we get prize money? *heheh*
EASY MONEY!
****! I said that out loud!
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Celfious
Celfious


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From earth
posted July 15, 2002 03:29 PM

Hour later, snap's out of dream long enough to run out of the store. "Thank's CoNN!"

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AndiAngelsla...
AndiAngelslayer


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posted July 15, 2002 03:44 PM

the tossers walk in, all drunk....too many tossquillas and tossbeers from hamsis tavern...the shopkeeper makes a stupid comment about leaving, and thats is...they start destroying this useless shop until no stone remains....ahhh finally, we got rid of this garbage shop...

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Celfious
Celfious


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From earth
posted July 15, 2002 04:19 PM

Having seen this in a dream state

and hardly able to cast anything, utter's the hand motion's, and chant's for the memorized divine intervention.

Mind you, my cloak of displacement has placed me far away from any andi's

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Celfious
Celfious


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From earth
posted July 15, 2002 04:28 PM

Andiangel slayer, the drunken toser who ruined conns store, to be locked away from this world To be nothing but a whisper that no one hears

Hence, andiangel slayer lost almost each thread which held him to existance. No body, no ability to choose where the wind take's him. The absolute only thing he could do, is whisper what no one hear's.


Celfious has aged 10 year's. He's now much tired

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted July 15, 2002 08:06 PM

Ahhh, But I believe you are all forgetting somthing.  Early on I agreed to put Conn's store under magical protection.  Even though he said no I still put a simple White Ward spell over it.  Andi can do no harm.  Sorry about being sneaky and all Conn.  I know you arn't big on magic but I figured it was for the best.  Say, how's that special sword coming along?  Well just finish when you can, no rush, and give this to Cat for me will you?  *hands Conn a small pin.*  That's the Pin of Patience.  Thanks.
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Conn
Conn


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God slayer
posted July 15, 2002 11:45 PM
Edited By: Conn on 15 Jul 2002

Hey, thankx guyz for tryin to protect my shop...But you should relax..Andi was so drunk, he kept his meeting in the outhouse( toilet, for those who don't know what that is). And he managed to tear it down...which is ok, i had to do that anyway...I also need to burn the place, though( desinfection, you know.. ) Anyone wanna help me? As an added bonus, i'm not gonna take him out of there...

Edit:
To Sir_Elric
Sorry for the wait, i couldn't find those matches...
Here, dental floss to last you years. 5 km, to be exact. That would be 3CP please.
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Sir_Elric
Sir_Elric


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Having a bad hair day.
posted July 16, 2002 02:59 AM
Edited By: Sir_Elric on 15 Jul 2002

Many thanks for the floss that was really bugging me.
And here, allow me, I have a flint and tinder box now do you have any flamable liquid?
I'll make a fuse from this floss.
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Conn
Conn


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God slayer
posted July 16, 2002 03:02 AM

With all the gases in there, and the hot air from his head, there's no need for any liquid...I think it'll catch fire just by staying in direct sun...
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Sir_Elric
Sir_Elric


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Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
posted July 16, 2002 02:50 PM

In that case I say you shut the shop early and we'll buy a keg of ale sit here on the porch and wait till he spontaneously combusts
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted July 16, 2002 05:17 PM

"teleports next to Conn and Elric"

...hiya lads... I heard something about a fire... why don't we make it a BBQ?
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Big_Blackie
Big_Blackie


Adventuring Hero
Insanity is bliss...
posted July 16, 2002 05:34 PM
Edited By: Big_Blackie on 16 Jul 2002

Hey, I can make an Inferno, Bonfire or Campfire.
I'm a Dragon for god's sake! I'm an expert pyromaniac.
I can keep it under control.
*Grins in a very evil manner*
See you in hell, Outhouse!
Ahahahahah!!!
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Celfious
Celfious


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From earth
posted July 16, 2002 05:37 PM

*Return's to the scene*

Hey Conn, nice cloak. I hope it's fire resistant.

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Conn
Conn


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God slayer
posted July 16, 2002 07:32 PM

Hey boyz... I'm closing early today, we have a firewroks show prepared... Grab a sit on tha lawn, and have a drink..it's on me...
Lith, what did i ever do to you? BBQ over that? Do you want to poison me, or something?
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Sir_Elric
Sir_Elric


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Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
posted July 17, 2002 01:10 PM

"BBQ"!

*rummages through his back pack licking his lips*

"Ah here it is, I got this chilli sauce from a mexican chilli wholesaler by the name of Edwardo Carochio.
He assured me that it is the hottest chilli in all the world and beyond, grown on the top of Mt Vesuveus!, fire hardened in the magic fires of Roth and has been magically enhanced by a wizard by the name of Bo Bo, who also has a nice shubbery business if anyone is interested, he does a neat little white picket fence number that really.......oh sorry heh heh.......oh yea, so yada yada yada 10GP's later I got this chilli sauce with a heat rating that goes to 11!!"

*scratches his face*

"What were we talking about again?"
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted July 17, 2002 05:48 PM

Ahhhh, Fireworks!  Sounds like fun.  I'll bring the stuff for s'mores.  We can roast the marshmallows over Andi's burning corpse.
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Big_Blackie
Big_Blackie


Adventuring Hero
Insanity is bliss...
posted July 17, 2002 05:55 PM

oops! Andi was in there? Oh well.
Now would be a good time for some gasoline!
*Holds up gas container*
That's just a wee fire!
*Tosses gas container into 'wee fire'*
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Celfious
Celfious


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From earth
posted July 22, 2002 12:42 PM

*Hour's after andi's body's is nothign but ash, and smoke*

WHo's next? LoL

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