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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 16, 2002 09:21 PM |
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Shhh! Thanks Conn. Oh, this is sort of an off topic odd question but I noticed that under your aviter it said god slayer. How does that work out between you and Cat, her being a god and all?
and Cat, If you would just wait I was going to bring you a gift but maybe I sould reconsider because you're so impatient.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted June 17, 2002 07:14 PM |
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no prob boy king...
just bring me two warhammers, two lances, a pair of claws, a couple of staffs and a crossbow... I would appreciate a mythril armor as well...
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted June 17, 2002 10:11 PM |
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just bring me two warhammers, two lances, a pair of claws, a couple of staffs and a crossbow... I would appreciate a mythril armor as well...
Sure, Lith, no problem....Let's see:
Here, i have an Admired Warhammer of Sorrows, And a Respected Warhammer of the Seasons. They both channel life energy back to the wielder with each hit, and the Repected Hammer also grants mystical energy besides life energy.
Now, for the lances...I have a Lance of the Gods, said to have been wielded by Mitra himslef, and a Lance of Might, which belonged to Kull before Atlantis sank.
OK, claws...I have this pair of Claws of the Wolf...very sharp..and dangerous...
Staffs...Well, one Axe Bladed Staff, simple, no magic, and one Staff of Sorrow, increases the spell damage...
Crossbow,crossbow...where did i put those Crossbows? Oh, yes, here they are...A Punisher Crossbow, only for the strong bowmen...
Mithril Armour? Well, my missing partener has those...I don't think he'll mind if we go through his stuff... Here it is! Mithril armour of the best quality.
Now, it will all be....537GP. Is that satisfactory, my lord?
[Edit]
Ahem! Lith, you forgot to pick up your order...
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 03, 2002 01:45 PM |
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"rushes in the shop"
"a lightning bolt flies over his head as he wipes some orc blood from his katana"
...so, you got them ready huh? ...here is your coin
"tosses [ahem] three small sacks on the counter"
...600 gold pieces for you boy king... keep the change, buy the missus a dinner or sumthin...
"another lightning bolt flies next to him"
...damn these warlocks... have to go now...
"grabs the weapons and teleports outside"
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted July 03, 2002 05:32 PM |
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*Takes the bag of gold.* They are sure fast these days...I just hope that warlock doesn't ruin my garden....
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HALT
Known Hero
Knight of Justice
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posted July 03, 2002 05:38 PM |
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hmmm pardon me, my friend. As u see i carantly have no face, so would you be able to get me a mask? Monay not an essue! thank you!
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted July 03, 2002 08:49 PM |
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A mask? Sure, no problem...Just give me a day or two to find something suitable..
Here, i found a few:
Mosquito Mask- 50GP
Japanese Mushroom - 50 GP
Crab - 75 GP
Wind God -100 GP
Choose.. And if none is satisfactory, i can look some more...
Disclaimer:
All the mask above are the work and (C) of Ryoji Otsuka.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 13, 2002 10:32 PM |
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*walk's in muttering* Oh god I'm tired.. Excuse me, are you the son of Connan? I've heard your a providor of dragon arrow's and protection cloak's. Also I'm weary. Do you have potion's or herb's to help me sleep, and some keep me awake?
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted July 13, 2002 10:46 PM |
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<Comes into the shop>
"I've been looking for you, you nasty unsat sailor. Prepare to get an ass-whooping, USMC stye!!"
<Starts boxing with Celfious>
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted July 13, 2002 11:00 PM |
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To Celfious:
Yes, that would be me...And sure, we have dragon arrows, protection cloaks, and every item you can imagine. And if i don't have it, just place an order and i'll find it for you...
Now, for your order:
Dragon Arrows- I have the very best, at a very reasonablr price...50GP for 5 of them..
Protection Cloak: I have a variety of cloaks, that are sure to suite your needs. Just tell me what kind of protection you require...Against phisical attacks, magical, or ones that make you invisible...Just take your pick.
Herbs and potions...Sure, we have the greatest diversity of herbs and potions that you can find through-out many forums... Sleeping options sell for 5SP each, and the "Sleepless dream" potion(keep you awake for a long time) sell for 5GP each. Interested?
*Sees Gotchie entering the shop*
You know, seeing you coming in so often to pick a fight gave me an ideea...Since i don't want my customers' blood and guts all over the floor, I am going to open an arena behind my shop, so hat anyone who wants to fight, can do it there...I'll just start working on making one...
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted July 13, 2002 11:02 PM |
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<While in the process of choking Celfious>
"Hey! That's a great idea!"
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 14, 2002 02:25 PM |
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Hey GooTCH Let's take this outside, but first I need to buy a cloak, *whishper's to conn* cloak of displacement.
I'll be back after the gootch is tied from his ankle to the side of my ship! *Leave's store*
5 hour's later *Walk's back in*
"Well, he never showed for some reason haha
So anyway's. I'll take 5 dreamless sleep portion's, and a cloak of displacement.
I can afford that and much more now. Heheh I took the gootchs silver and gold purse. MuAHH  
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted July 14, 2002 10:29 PM |
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Well, as long as you pay, i'm not gonna ask you how you got the money...
OK, let's see....5 Sleepless Dream potions, 25GP. One Cloack of Displacement, 50 GP...That would be 75 GP in total, please.
Oh, just a warning...The cloack is only precise for a km...Any distance over that can cause you to appear in places you don't want to be....
Enjoy your purchases!
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Big_Blackie
Adventuring Hero
Insanity is bliss...
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posted July 14, 2002 10:51 PM |
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*Walks in*
"Heh, dumb knights, think they can slay me..."
*Notices Conn*
"Hello, I have amassed a sizable wealth and I wish to make a purchase. First of all, I forgot, are Dragons allowed? If not then I am sorry. If yes, then do you have any of those anti-dragon slayer potions? I also need some gasoline for...my vehicle. Thanks."
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted July 14, 2002 11:10 PM |
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Hy there...Sure you're allowed, i don't care what you are as long as you have money to pay...
SUre, i have a "Dragon-Slayer Slayer" potion...Interested?
Gasoline?? OK, but you'll have to give me a few days....that's not an item requested often....
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Big_Blackie
Adventuring Hero
Insanity is bliss...
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posted July 14, 2002 11:17 PM |
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Yes, how much is that perticular potion? Wait, forget that, how much of those you got? I mean, i'll take em all!
*whispering to myself*
Now those knights dont have a chance! EASY MONEY!
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"You Impressed me and i'm not easily impreesed. Wow! A Blue car!"-Homer J. Simpson
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 14, 2002 11:19 PM |
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*Walks in dragging dripping wet Gootch behind her*
alright, who tired to drown me an romy's pet?
*spots guilty looking Cef in a corner and knocks him out with a table lamp*
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 14, 2002 11:40 PM |
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"walks in the shop"
hey boy king... get your hind over here!!!!
"drops two sacks of orcish weapons on the floor"
melt these and craft something nice will ya? ...these beasts are getting on my nerves...
"realizes he is only wearing a loincloth"
..oops! ...hehe ...they attacked me wqhen I was swimming... I'm going now...
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 15, 2002 12:50 AM |
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id like a Big Mac meal please, thats with a cola and its to go thanks. Please dont spit on any of it if possible.
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted July 15, 2002 01:22 AM |
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To Lith:
Sure, will do.
To Arachnid:
Sir, you must have confused the place.This is a shop, not a fast food restaurant. I am available for any items you want to purchase, though.
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