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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted August 26, 2003 04:00 AM |
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"grins at Mighty Mage's comment"
that is the reason Peacemaker... but as I said, you are an exception... so... are you interested in the mantle of the Guardian of Nature?
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted August 26, 2003 06:59 AM |
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<Peace's stupid look grows even more profoundly stupid>
Ooops. Sorry. No, I'm in a bit of a haze of late. Sorry, I did not see the sign out front. I'm one of those people who always pushes when it says pull, you know...
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted August 26, 2003 09:36 AM |
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Hmmmm, im a real people person so sales person sounds good to me.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 26, 2003 06:58 PM |
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Well then, I think you've got yourself a job. Now I have somone to look after the place If I decide to give Lith a hand here.
Click this to teleport over to the Tower.
The Royal Order of Supreme Magi
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted September 03, 2003 07:35 PM |
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...at the meeting...
- since wecame to an agreement, I think it is about time we re-open the shop... gentlemen, if you don't mind...
...Lith stands up and signals the three Moon Watch rangers, they quickly carry all the items out of the shop as Sir Dunco and Mighty Mage watch starnge roots coming out of the ground and leveling what used to be Conn's shop...
- now if you lads could give me a hand, we can rebuild the three sections of the shop ...i'll have the plans soon ...till then, I want you two to safekeep the artifacts somewhere...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted September 03, 2003 08:23 PM |
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*Dunco and MM look on in a weird amazment...*
umm, sure whatever u say...boys!
*About 10 strongly build half-elves come to what used to be Conns shop*
these lads here will give us a helping hand
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 03, 2003 09:35 PM |
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Uhhhhhhh, right. Hmmmmm, well I have some extra space at the Tower so I can keep some things there for now. I can't get a hold of any of my Supreme Magi though. Oh well, what are pets for...TROLLY.
*Trolly, Mighty Mage's pet Troglodyte wanders over to the piles of Artifacts and Weapons.*
Go ahead and grab some of this stuff, we're taking it back to the tower for now.
*Trolly reluctently grabs some stuff and heads over to the portal*
Well, I'll be coming and going grabbing what I can. If you see anybody with skill in magic, The Supreme Magi are recruiting. I'd put a sign up myself but there are no walls left.
Well, see ya.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted September 09, 2003 12:52 AM |
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Still whistling, our hero comes across the shattered ruin of the shop
<He is already preparing what he's going to say in his mind and is seemingly oblivious to the fact that the shop is no longer there>
"Heh...so I'll walk in...say a few choice words to Sir Dunco and Lith. And then I'll say, 'Mightymage you worthless sack of horsedung! Come fill my order! First! I need a Nipponese to English dic...'eh? What's this?"
<The most incredible store in the land--isn't there anymore?! Our hero gets on all fours and looks for the shop while eye-level with the ground. Seeing the futility in that, he stands up agape...just staring at the hole in the ground like a monkey doing a math problem. His sprits sink>
"Well, how's that for the icing on the cake? I guess it all comes back to this. Ultimately, we can only rely on ourselves to take care of us. Weird way to learn that, I suppose."
<He stands there...watching the crew move wreckage and spare merchandise from the area. He approaches the shop and is stopped by a burly elf.>
"What do you want?" growls the elf.
"Jeezus H. Christ...I'm getting manhandled by Mr. Spock on steroids! Look here you pointy-eared freak. I used to be one of his best customers. Let's just say that I want a souvenir. See that rock on the ground? Lemme take it and I'll get out of your nappy, glam-rock length hair."
<The elf moves aside, still scowling. Our hero grabs the rock...tosses it up in the air a couple of times...and pockets it.>
"Thanks for nothing pogue."
<He turns and walks away...his wish list fluttering in the lazy wind...>
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted September 09, 2003 05:35 AM |
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Do you guys sell artifacts that enhance the Summoning of Dark SPAM creatures?
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted September 09, 2003 05:55 AM |
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...raises his head...
- er ...what did you say? ...Spam? ...I'm sorry but we don't deal any spam related items...
...goes back to drawing the blueprints for the new shop...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted September 09, 2003 06:09 AM |
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Hmmmmmmm thats what i thought. Many buisnesses now-a-days don't carry items that have anything to do with Spam. Dang republicans outlawing Spam. Thats ok, I guess ill have to make my own Spam artifacts. Making Artifacts isn't really my strong point. Does Woockie sell SPAM artifacts by any chance?
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 12, 2003 01:09 AM |
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I don't think Woock sells anything. He may have a spare object or two lying around though. Anyway, we can't do much selling right now. As you can see the shop isn't quite on all fours right now. Come to think of it the shop isn't standing at all. Oh well. Soon enough the place will look spectacular.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted September 12, 2003 09:52 AM |
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...brings the plans...
- ok Mighty Mage, I may need a few golems to help me build this place, my rangers will still handle the details of course but I need the golems for the heavy stuff... Dunco, if you have a few men to spare i'd appreciate it...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted September 13, 2003 08:35 AM |
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Men...umm, sure.
*Whistles and 5 strongly built half-elves come ot his service*
Now Lith just explain to these boys what u want them to do, ok?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 15, 2003 03:05 AM |
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Hmmmmm...Golems. Now that I can do.
*Mighty Mage starts chanting some un-reconizable words creating a glowing circle of light on the ground. From it arise five golems. 2 diamond 2 iron and 1 gold.*
They don't say much but if you tell them what needs to be done they will give you no problem. Watch the gold one though, he tends to slack off every now and then. He's from Holand.
Well, I'll be back. I have to tend my tower.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted September 16, 2003 01:08 AM |
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*points out a flaw and smacks Lith in the back of the head*
Do u always think of yourself? U forgot the BATHROOM u idiot! 
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted September 16, 2003 01:19 AM |
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...really calm turns to Gorman...
...a few minutes later Lith returns to the blueprints, makes a few adjustments and turns to the golems...
- you two make sure Gorman doesn't escape from the cage I put him into, the rest of you carry these stones over there... here is the deal, the central part of the building will be Conn's shop, with the forge in the back, to the right, Sir Dunco will have his store and to the left there will be the portal to the ROotSM... you Rangers can help with the scaffolding and all
...points to the gold golem...
- you see that crater over there? you are to level the ground and build an outhouse...
OoC: I may have a drawing of the new shop at some point in the future
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted September 16, 2003 06:27 AM |
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(wow im post # 1200 lucky me )
*BountyHunter is riding on a horse when he sees a shop he has never seen on his visits to the place. He walks and looks around. BountyHunter walks to the counter and start pressing the little bell 30 times*
"How much are your arrows? id like 2 order 100000, i have fries can i pay with fries?"
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 19, 2003 12:48 AM |
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*while fixing some minor repairs on the golems, Mighty Mage notices a demonic looking critter sitting on a horse. Upon further inspection he notices its Bounty Hunter. It looks as though he's throwing a fit for some reason.*
Hey, Bounty Hunter...What are doing here? There's nothing here but a few golems, elves, and rubble. We're re-building the shop from the ground up. Please stop on by when we are open though. Have a good day. Ohh, if you need any magic spells or artifacts feel free to come by the Royal Order of Supreme Magi which is located not to far from here.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted September 20, 2003 12:40 PM |
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can I buy sharpshhoter`s bow
and a padoras box
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