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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted June 19, 2003 01:35 AM


Hah, I've taken the liberty of hirering some paladins to dispose of you.  The crusaders should be coming soon too.

Ooh, here comes another one...

There is nowhere for you to escape!

SO GIVE UP NOW!
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted June 19, 2003 01:38 AM

Nah...it ain't viagra.

<Notices allu for the first time.>

"Didn't I see your boyfriend in a movie once?  Yep...Legend...Tim Curry played him.  Tell me, are you a pitcher or a catcher?"

<Turns to MightyMage>

"Here's the coin MightyMage.  Some annoying Fayree was buzzing in my ear...trying to convince me that you were singin like a canary.  But I swatted it.  You might want to fumigate this place."

<Turns to walk out the door...stops and turns around>

"And by the way...I doubt I ever told you this before, but... thanx."

<Leaves>
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted June 19, 2003 02:13 AM

Trying to convince you??!!

You ate it like a starving ethiopian (is theer any other kind?)
LMAO

But out of the goodness of my heart i decided to come clean before any mages were hurt  

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted June 19, 2003 09:01 PM

*Mighty Mage, (after countless times of dealing with Silx) sences a theif present.  I doing so, he teleports quickly to the temple...or so he thought.  Looking around he realizes this is not the temple but a store of some kind, wait a sec...this is his store, and there's Silx behind the counter.*
OK Silx, break time.  You're coming with me.  You helped create this problem...now your gonna fix it.  And if you don't, you won't get your paycheck.
*Silx, with mind enough only to sence the loss of money decides to come along*
Lith, I heading over to the temple.  Watch the store for a while will you?
*In a hurry Mighty Mage and Silx (reluctently) teleport away.*

***refer to temple of worship.***
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted June 20, 2003 06:51 PM

"teleports in the shop"

Allu, either buy something or get out of the shop... last warning...

"Lith and one of the Moon Watch hold their bows, aiming Allu's head"

...now... if you don't mind we have to keep this place running...

"the rest of the Moon Watch try to sort weapons out of a huge pile on the floor"
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allu
allu


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the supreme heroe
posted June 20, 2003 10:20 PM

mkay I would like 87 ak-47
size for the gremlins with bazooka and laser sight

12 poisons
and 1 armageddons blade

(do u take credit cards)
I`ll sacrifice silx87 for all of this stuff

no really I`ll buy some cold I can`t get any cause I don`t have any army

can u lend me those things
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lord_crusader
lord_crusader


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UHU!! supreme!
posted June 20, 2003 10:30 PM

Quote:

Hah, I've taken the liberty of hirering some paladins to dispose of you.  The crusaders should be coming soon too.

Ooh, here comes another one...

There is nowhere for you to escape!

SO GIVE UP NOW!


any one says CRUSADERS???
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted June 20, 2003 10:36 PM

*a huge undead dwarf with a real big battle axe enters*

Hey there, Lith! Anything interesting you could do with my axe? Gotta keep up to with the times you know.

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allu
allu


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the supreme heroe
posted June 20, 2003 11:25 PM

I was here first so shut up and let me order
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted June 21, 2003 02:08 AM

sigh... youth these days...

come 'ere Dwarf... do you have silver or mithril? ...if so, I'm pretty sure I can persuade the Druids to cast a spell on your axe... or maybe you can pay in bone, fleece, iron or leather for me to pay the desert blacksmiths...

"turns to allu"

i'm sorry, but most of the items you requested are not invented in this realm yet... try again in a thousand years or so... come by to pick up the rest of your order in a day or two...

-CRASH-

be careful with these halberds people!!!

"goes to aid the Moon Watch rangers...
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted June 21, 2003 03:14 AM

Hmmmmmmmmm...Yeah, Idea people.  Woock, why not take care of Alu for me and Lith.  I still have a semi-perfect record and killing Alu might hurt it.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted June 21, 2003 11:41 AM

Uh, sure, why not - if I get a discount on that druid spell thingy.

*grins threatenningly at Allu*

Hey, one more question - do you have any of them magical field disruptors?

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whinie_the_b...
whinie_the_behemoth


Adventuring Hero
grrrrr!
posted June 21, 2003 02:23 PM

I'd like some nail polish for my claws lol
& some toothpaste and a toothbrush for my breath

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted June 21, 2003 05:41 PM

Grrrrreat.  Lith, what say we give the dwarf a discount on his ax?  For his "services".  Now let's see, a magic field disrupter.  Well, Conn was never very fond of magic so I suppose there's one around here somewhere.  Hmmmm, what about in this back room?
*walks in noticing blood letters on the wall translating into...well I don't know but it looks funny.*
Ahhhhh, here we are.  Wow, the disrupter is built into this bone shrine.  Hold ON....Just..need..to...break.....this   skull.     Ahhhhhhhhh, there.  Here's your magic disrupter.  Hmmmmm, no tag.  Oh well How does...oh say, 150 gold sound?
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted June 21, 2003 07:07 PM

How about 50 copper?

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted June 21, 2003 08:16 PM

Sure no prob.  Just don't use it on me.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted June 21, 2003 08:18 PM

I'll see what I can do. *evil grin*

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted June 21, 2003 11:11 PM

You do that *eviler grin*
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
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2Xtremetotake
2Xtremetotake


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posted June 22, 2003 05:46 PM

can i buy legions of undead at this shop?
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted June 22, 2003 07:06 PM

Unfourtianatly no.  The Government recently banned us from selling performers of forced labor and that includes undead minions.  There's a little battle going on up the hill a ways.  If you want, you may get a necro to raise their dead for you.
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