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SirDunco
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posted August 16, 2003 10:20 PM |
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don't worry we'll make him work
*comes very close to MM and talks quietly*
as u know i was out on a trip *wink wink* and i managed to bring some things from many different places, now to the point. this *pulls out a small flask full of a silvery liquid* is a very strong potion. can be used as a base for any potion now if u just add this to it *pulls out a small leather package and unwraps it* is a thing called straw dust *points to the powder inside the unwraped packeage* when mixed with this potion and added to the "victims" food it will let's say motivate the target to work. Be carefull for if you overdose him he will go into a kind of frenzy, soo make a stew for silx and add this to it and u'll see the effect.
now go make that stew, ok *wink*
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 17, 2003 05:24 PM |
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*Soccerfeva left unattended in shop.*
*Talks loudly to himself so that other shoppers could hear*
'What poor service this shop offers! Guess I'll better go another shop. There's free gifts,great service,affordable prices..what a lousy shop this is. And the shop people are all chit chatting away. Everybody,come along with me. I'll bring you to a great shop.'
*Most customers leave the shop to follow Soccerfeva*
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 17, 2003 06:02 PM |
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To demolish his institution???
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted August 17, 2003 09:14 PM |
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what are u talking about, I? I presume i asked you about who would you guard?
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted August 17, 2003 10:03 PM |
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BHAAH!I couldn't guard a chair even if someone else did it for him!
what?ur makin a stew for me?how nice of u!nah thanks,I just had dinner,u'll have ur great stew all for urself!
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted August 17, 2003 10:14 PM |
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silx it isn't just for you, it's for a party for tommorow. I mean your invited of course and so is practicaly everyone, there will be small baquets, ham and cheese plates, small sandwiches, soups of all kids, my special stew, fish, chicken, beed, drinks of all kinds, ale, finest elvish wine well whatever u wish.
The party starts at 8 p.m greenwich time. So could you be so kind as to spread the word around and make sure that you come, k?
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silx87
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posted August 17, 2003 10:26 PM |
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oh!a party!great!what?...8pm?nah,sorry,I got another thing at 8pm,thanks for inviting me anyway,sorry I can't be there...anyway,the best of luck to ya
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SirDunco
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posted August 17, 2003 10:29 PM |
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*shakes his head*
but spread the worda round, ok?
*as Silx turns slipps unnoticed a small bottle of ale in silxes pocket*
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 18, 2003 02:11 PM |
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I want everything in this shop. How much would that cost? 100 million?
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted August 18, 2003 08:10 PM |
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This shop is priceless, sorry, tough luck.
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I
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posted August 19, 2003 12:20 AM |
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Edited By: I on 18 Aug 2003
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BHAAH!I couldn't guard a chair even if someone else did it for him!
what?ur makin a stew for me?how nice of u!nah thanks,I just had dinner,u'll have ur great stew all for urself!
U couldn't? Hm... your a talentless ass then.
About my protection, I would rather kill some of u than protect.
All what I did mean was that I wanted some platinum arrows but none of UR highly profesional service could for a moment move his ass.
I am trully sorry of that what happened. Oh sorry... hm.. perhaps I should take them myself? Ok, then.
Takes some Platinum arrows and see 3 dead bodies that tried to kill I
Hm... so that charm works!
Leaves 10,000 gold coins takes an archer magazine.
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted August 19, 2003 12:07 PM |
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how does actually moving my arse help u getting platinum arrows?whata hell u think we're sitting on those arrows or sumthin?or is the air movement caused by our moving arses to fly the arrows right to u?
if u want sumthin,ask for it,if no one notices u,just take anything u can carry!
and stop whining!that will just get u noticed!
AARGH!what an AMATEUR!!
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I
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posted August 19, 2003 06:02 PM |
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I asked, none sell
& yes I also think that u r one
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Yoghurt!
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted August 19, 2003 08:54 PM |
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for the third time I want 45 of ak 47
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted August 19, 2003 09:06 PM |
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oh sorry, but we'r out of stock on all kalashnikovs, can i offer you 30 M-16's?
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted August 19, 2003 09:17 PM |
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no than I want 40 jdam`s for my bone dragons
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted August 19, 2003 09:23 PM |
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Quote:
I asked, none sell
& yes I also think that u r one
1st lesson!
don't ask!it will get u noticed!and a u don't want that if u wanna be a good thief!stay in the shadows ,move quietly and don't get into a fight unless reeeely necessary!
DO NOT WHINE ABOUT NOT BEING NOTICED!not being noticed is the best thing that could happen to u in such a shop!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 20, 2003 12:58 AM |
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Silx, you're even worse a teacher than you are a thief. And you call yourself a rouge. pffft. You have yet to pull one over on me.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted August 20, 2003 01:04 PM |
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no no superwizard,u got it all wrong
u have yet to notice what I have pulled on u!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted August 20, 2003 01:26 PM |
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Excuse me, a bit of service please!
I need a gold tipped sword and an adermantine shield. how much will that be?
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