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posted July 08, 2008 08:30 PM |
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Penis sold for 795,000.00
BUCHAREST, Romania -- A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation.
In July 2004, Dr. Naum Ciomu made a surgical error while operating on the man's testicles, severing the penis instead of making an incision to the testicle.
The Bucharest Magistrates Court ruled Friday that Ciomu had been "superficial" in his approach to the operation, ordered the fine and handed Ciomu a one-year suspended prison sentence. The ruling can be appealed.
A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic.
"You don't have to be an expert to realize that the 33-year-old victim does not have a good state of mind," said Mihai Olariu, the victim's lawyer.
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posted July 08, 2008 08:33 PM |
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That sucks... poor guy. I think at least they could have taken a muscle from the doctor's arm instead...
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violent_flower
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posted July 08, 2008 08:35 PM |
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I read this and thought how do you accidentally cut the mans penis off? It makes me worried about going in for surgery...I will wake up with a tit gone or something.
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eugen_cosmarul
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posted July 08, 2008 08:36 PM |
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Oh yeah... this subject is beeing discussed for some time here in Romania.
The poor guy even had to divorce due to this fact.
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posted July 08, 2008 08:46 PM |
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Sucks to be him...
On the other hand now we got the proof that proves doctors are evil as I suspected all along. 
*Tips off to set his friends house, a friend who is studying medicine, in fire.*
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violent_flower
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posted July 08, 2008 08:49 PM |
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That is so sad for him.
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posted July 08, 2008 09:02 PM |
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That's it! I knew doctors couldn't be trusted! 
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posted July 08, 2008 09:12 PM |
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*Covers his genitalia and flees the thread*
Come on how can you do such a mistake? Oops it slipped..?
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posted July 08, 2008 09:32 PM |
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Lexxan
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posted July 08, 2008 09:37 PM |
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*Brrrr*
Now that's the last time I go to the Hospital in Romania 
No offence to the Romanians though. 
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eugen_cosmarul
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posted July 08, 2008 09:42 PM |
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When I'm 70 and in a surgery, I'll bump the doctor so he'd cut off mine and get filthy rich 
Even if u had some girlfriend from the "Worlds sexiest woman, does she even exists?" thread? 
I don't think so! 
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posted July 08, 2008 09:43 PM |
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Once that part of a man is cut off... There's only one solution  
Unless he wants to undergo a sex change operation.
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posted July 08, 2008 09:44 PM |
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Hah, if I was 70 and had a lot of money, I'd like to turn Hugh Heffner style, but what's the fun with that if the doctor cut off your penis?
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Asheera
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posted July 08, 2008 09:46 PM |
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When I'm 70 and in a surgery, I'll bump the doctor so he'd cut off mine and get filthy rich
I can't believe it! I never ever will cut a part of my body for money!
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eugen_cosmarul
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hey
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posted July 08, 2008 09:49 PM |
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I can't believe it! I never ever will cut a part of my body for money!
Though I would cut my hair or nails for a considerable sum.
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posted July 08, 2008 09:49 PM |
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TnT is happy as long as he's got his sour ram ones
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posted July 08, 2008 09:50 PM |
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Now that's the last time I go to the Hospital in Romania
That's until something like this happens in Belgium too
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posted July 08, 2008 09:51 PM |
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I can't believe it! I never ever will cut a part of my body for money!
Though I would cut my hair or nails for a considerable sum.
Haha I didn't mean that Those are more like "extensions" of the body
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posted July 08, 2008 09:53 PM |
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Well, these things happen in belgium all the time, but we have the decency to murder the victim, dump his body in The Schelde (preferably in a lead or steel coffin) and cover the whole thing up.
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posted July 08, 2008 09:54 PM |
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I knew it 
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