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MightyMage
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posted March 09, 2004 01:34 AM |
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Sorry. My question is to MM: What about my reusable fire extinguisher? I need a reusable fire extinguisher! (I asked for it on the New Shop Opening thread several months ago.)
ooh yeah. About that. I had it ordered because we don't carry those. Blame it on Lith. It's his fault...yeah...his fault. I will see what I can do though.
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Vadskye91
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posted March 09, 2004 04:56 AM |
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Whew! I was wondering. Anyway, ask a Q.
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MightyMage
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posted March 09, 2004 08:09 PM |
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Alrighty then. A question.
Mine is to Woock.
Woock (the large undead version), I roughly remember back when the new shop was...new, you had told Conn you could easily squash his shop if you had wanted to. You later stated your weapon of choice were some broken pots. In order to better understand your undead dwarf character, my question is:
How big exactly is Woockardo and is it true you whack people around with broken pots?
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MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 09, 2004 08:23 PM |
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Imagine a human of Dwarven proportions. Yep, that's how big Woockardo is. And cracked pot fighting is an ancient Dwarven art. Not many still remember it and it is extremely hard to find a good cracked pot. Contrary to common belief, it is a very efficient fighting style and most of the famous Dwarven dragon slayers were cracked pot fighters.
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Yolk and God bless.
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Vadskye91
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posted March 10, 2004 12:01 AM |
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Alright, would everyone PLEASE REMEMBER to ask questions! I had to remind you almost every time! *Stalks off, ranting to himself* Woock turns to MM and remarks, "Geez, what's gotten in to him?"
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 10, 2004 02:41 PM |
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Ok, here's to RSF. Why did you choose the Order side?
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Yolk and God bless.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 10, 2004 03:21 PM |
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I have been a long time officer for the God of Spam, since long before his death and the assassination of the Prince of Spam. I have always loved both the old spam and the new spam, however I deeply despise anyone who would overthrow their ruler over something as stupid as spam. I have fought the Chaos Party since it's very formation.
My next question goes to Shadowcaster.
Have you always been as vengeful as you have been with RSF at other times in your in your life?
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Shadowcaster
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posted March 12, 2004 10:45 PM |
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Well, in my in my ( ) life, my character has always had somewhat of a temper, but I guess you could say that Shadowcaster's pet peeve is betrayal, and he firmly believes in the "eye for an eye" philosophy, no matter how much blindness it leads to. RSF betrayed him the most maliciously, so Shadowcaster has hated him the most throughout his life. It all depends on the crime, but the fact that RSF claimed to be his best friend probably only served to make it worse.
In short: no.
Question to Consis:
What exactly do gnomes eat that provides them such rancid morning breath?
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Consis
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posted March 19, 2004 06:42 PM |
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Gnome Breath
Gnomes are omnivorous little tikes that can eat all of the foods humans can with a few exceptions. Gnomes despise fruits. As you can imagine the only fruits they see in the underground are beans. However this is not the reason for the bad breath.
It's commonly known that gnomes consider "broolcapper" to be a delicacy. What is broolcapper? Broolcapper is what you get when a cave slug defecates on a toadstool. After a few days of fermenting and chemically changing with the toadstool's outer secretions it becomes a gelatinous jelly-like substance.
The deepgnomes have many broolcapper farms that are usually attached to the larger toadstool cultivation and other such underground delectables. Once the fermentation process is completed the harvesters simply pluck them off the tops of the mushrooms and place them in silk bags. The silk bags are used for their ability to dust the broolcappers off while being transported.
The taste is said to be a cross between bitter and sweet. When the broolcapper hardens in the cold of the dank caves it forms an outer layer of thick hard and chewy bitterness. The inner core of it is left protected remaining jelly-like and very sweet. I suppose you could call them toadstool-slug-donuts but they are much heavier and fill you up much faster.
So, to answer the question posed, I believe this might be a large contributor to a deepgnome's breath smelling the way it does. They usually pack these little broolcapper donuts in a sack lunch before their long travels.
My question goes to Lord_Woock:
Could you give us a description your character from head to toe?
**special note**
Thanks RedSoxFan3 for letting me know about this thread.
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 20, 2004 10:27 AM |
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The one in Let's Have War? Ok...
The King has been killed and you know that. Later he has been revived by the Order camp which he instantly joined. Now, being dead for such a long while doesn't do anything good to the way you look and Lord Woock looks like a middle aged man, with the first traces of greyness in his (used to be) black hair and beard (not as long as the Dwarven beards though) and his skin isn't perfectly smooth either. So basically he's a wee kid in a wizened old coot's body, seeking entertainment ever since he regained enough of his powers to stand up straight for five minutes and survive. He's not really too happy with the way he looks, either. That's why he usually wears fancy jewelled spam plate armor. It doesn't give him nearly as much protection as late Dragon Slayer's crystal set, but the spam suit's purpose is just looking fancy anyway.
Shadowcaster:
Tell us about your character's family.
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Yolk and God bless.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted March 21, 2004 07:12 AM |
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How come nobody asks me questions 
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Vadskye91
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posted March 21, 2004 05:50 PM |
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Me either. I guess they are more important, though. Woock is central to the plot, Shadowcaster is the ultimate in long posts and plot twists *Vadskye claps in spite of himself*, RSF started the thread, and Consis is new, so he gets a lot of attention. Plus, he's got a very well-developed backstory for his character. You and I are mainly incedentals. (incidentals? accidentals?) Personally, reading their posts is just as much fun as posting myself.
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Deimos
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posted March 21, 2004 07:56 PM |
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I'll join.
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By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 21, 2004 08:08 PM |
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Okay try to keep things clean in this thread. You'll be asked questions. I'll tell Shadowcaster about his question.
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Vadskye91
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posted March 21, 2004 09:46 PM |
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I already did.
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Shadowcaster
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posted March 22, 2004 01:48 AM |
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My family, eh? Okay, here goes nothing.
Shadowcaster's family did not grow up within the Order ranks, though the war between the two factions had been in effect since very early in his parents' lives. The two families had tried to remain neutral during the time before his parents had wed, but they would soon fail to be without allegiances. Along with the pair's marriage and subsequent childbirth to a son, which they named Shadowcaster due to his incredibly dark skin and hair color, the god of spam was assassinated, the prince following soon thereafter. Shadowcaster's father, sensing an escalation in the war's intensity, enlisted in the Order army and rose as high as lieutenant before his unfortunate demise. It was then that it was decided, Shadowcaster was loyal to Order.
His mother slowly drifted away from society. After his father's unfortunate death, she went into mourning over her fallen husband and outcast son, who didn't fit in due to his unnaturally dark skin. Shadowcaster, however, was little affected by his father's end due to his incredibly young age at that time. His mother remained outcast along with her son as he grew before her eyes, her only hope in this world, her young and dejected son that she soon chose to keep to herself. By the age of thirteen, his mother had been the only person the secluded child had seen in nearly ten years, and only after continued grievances from her son was he able to go out again and build himself his own life. He remained without a friend for nearly a year, until a wager changed his life forever.
NOTE: There is more to this tale because I simply kept writing as I went along, slowly becoming more and more oblivious to the fact that I had only been asked about my family. The rest of the tale, which would complete my backstory, will be continued if a question in this thread is made inquiring as to how I met RSF and Shiela.
Next question is to Deimos (sorry DS and Vadskye):
Where did you acquire your titanium claws and other powers that a magog would not normally have?
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Vadskye91
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posted March 22, 2004 02:04 AM |
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dat's OK, 'cause I wanna know that too.
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Deimos
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posted March 22, 2004 03:10 AM |
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My parents were a Magog and an Ice Demon. Every member of Mvass's army gets the titanium claws.
RSF: How did you meet Shadow?
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By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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Shadowcaster
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posted March 22, 2004 04:05 AM |
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He did, but if RSF answers that question, then my story will be rendered invalid and the rest of my backstory will most likely be segmented. It is, however, up to you whether or not you wish to ask another question.
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Vadskye91
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posted March 22, 2004 05:01 AM |
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Deimos, pleasepleaseplease ask Shadow how he met RSF?
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