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posted December 07, 2008 07:45 PM |
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true i outlawed abortion and the death rate rose.
really? I outlawed it too and it's still average.
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posted December 07, 2008 08:12 PM |
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posted December 07, 2008 09:02 PM |
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true i outlawed abortion and the death rate rose.
really? I outlawed it too and it's still average.
well its either that or the gun issues...
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Lol?
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During the construction of a new Hyper-Mega-Ultra-Super Mall, construction workers have unearthed what appears to be an ancient temple. A furious debate has arisen between those who wish to preserve it, and those who need their retail therapy.
The Debate
1. "This is the perfect opportunity to learn more of our nation's history!" says Professor Freddy O'Bannon, head of the archaeological department of the Mamga History Museum. "All building work must be halted immediately so that my team can study this remarkable piece of our nation's past. To bury these ruins under some concrete eyesore would be criminal!"
2. "It's all very nice to get to know some more about our past," argues foreman Freddy Johnson. "But that's just the thing! It's the past! We must think of the future. If you allow those decrepit fossils to take over this place, you put at risk the future of our economy! Today it's archaeological digs, tomorrow it's 'preservation of the environment'. Just let me bulldoze the worthless pile of rubble and bury it under a few hundred tonnes of concrete."
3. "Behold, the hour has arrived! The Holy Temple of Firefury Amahira has been unearthed!" proclaims Yon-Zhauryg v'Klot, leader of the Cult of the Undead Platypusamander. "This land is sacred, and must not be befouled by these corporations! No-one but the enlightened children of Firefury must be allowed to venture inside our rediscovered sanctuary, where we will perform the required rituals to please the Great Goddess and prevent Her from unleashing Her wrath upon the world."
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posted December 07, 2008 10:37 PM |
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Suits in Protest
The Issue
Thousands of business men and women have taken to the streets in protest of their working conditions and pay. "It's not fair that we can't have a union," says Akira Utopia, VP of Sales at SlothCorp. "Just because we make six figures doesn't mean we don't deserve overtime too! It's high time that the lower classes come to appreciate our hard efforts."
The Debate
1. Steffan Winters, secretary of commerce, recommends you ignore these commies. "Free enterprise means not having to succumb to unions, and the world has enough unions already."
2. Jennifer Rubin, secretary of labor, advises you to adjust laws to allow white-collar unions. "It only makes sense that all of the workers in our nation have equal opportunity to benefit from the advantages of collective bargaining."
3. "Get these people out of the street!" advises Elizabeth Hamilton, local police chief. "They're blocking traffic, and making it impossible for the common man to drive to the megamall!"
4. Finally, Right Reverend Clint Bush proclaims, "The downtrodden are suffering at the hands of the MAN, and these wealthy upper shelf vice presidents are asking to make the rich richer and the poor poorer! The only reason the common worker needs a union is to be able to fight against the oppression of these slave drivers! It's ludicrous that these greedy scrooges are asking for even MORE money! Send them packing and raise taxes on the wealthy to bring more equality to our nation!"
I'm wondering: will 1 increase or decrease my economy? What about 2?
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posted December 07, 2008 10:46 PM |
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1) will increase your economy as mvass explained once...
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posted December 08, 2008 12:24 PM |
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"Ninja crimewave strikes WTF!"
Four figures dressed as ninjas wielding katana blades are robbing people at sword point. The WTF Times interviews the public.
1. "Ack! You're not a ninja are you?" asks cowering citizen Shred R. Kang. "Ninjas scare the crap out of me! We need more police to control this kind of thing."
2. "Hang on, they're robbing people with swords?" mocks NRA member Doctor Holiday. "I'd like to see them try that against my .44. Citizens need to get themselves some guns for protection, even if that means we have to make more of 'em."
3. "Fighting them isn't the christian way!" bellows Father Theodore. "Let's spread a little christianity. Nothing like a dose of 'turn the other cheek' with a pinch of fear of hellfire to put criminals in their place."
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posted December 08, 2008 02:13 PM |
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damn damn damn dammit 100x times 
I knew I shouldn't have used the military to terminate the coup attempt -- although otherwise it would lead to them wanting more 
I have to quickly raise some civil rights and reform before I become a psychotic nation 
@radar: I picked 3, just because i like Ninjas. Trust me I would choose 1 if they weren't Ninjas 
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posted December 08, 2008 02:16 PM |
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1) will increase your economy as mvass explained once...
And what about 2? What will it do?
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posted December 08, 2008 02:17 PM |
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ooo!A change to get missile satellites up in the space!Can't let this one go!
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posted December 08, 2008 02:18 PM |
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And what about 2? What will it do?
decrease economy and somehow probably increase civil rights, but this right is ridiculous by nature. Rich people going on a strike? Get real.
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posted December 08, 2008 02:19 PM |
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And what about 2? What will it do?
It's a more socialistic approach... somewhat like "wages", but not minimum, just job wages.
by the way, I chose 4
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posted December 08, 2008 10:56 PM |
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Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
It seems it didn't rise my Economy, and I fear my Civil Rights got lowered by a little bit.
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posted December 08, 2008 10:57 PM |
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meh, don't worry, why even cater the rich, if you don't cater the poor? (Or am I thinking for Empiriana?)
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posted December 08, 2008 10:59 PM |
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I didn't like the other options much either, so I guess I should be satisfied (I hate dismissing anyway)
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posted December 08, 2008 11:32 PM |
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Lol, I was just looking at some other peoples Nations in NS1 and I went to that Chaos Vectors one and saw some of the recent actions it did:
# 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaos Vector, the children of Chaos Vector are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
# 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaos Vector, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
Lol, what the hell?
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posted December 08, 2008 11:35 PM |
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Ow man now I have an issue that will probably decrease my civil rights, so I'm gonna ignore it for some time
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posted December 08, 2008 11:38 PM |
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Lol, I was just looking at some other peoples Nations in NS1 and I went to that Chaos Vectors one and saw some of the recent actions it did:
# 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaos Vector, the children of Chaos Vector are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
# 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaos Vector, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
Lol, what the hell?
hey i almost outlawed guns and gave guns to every teacher in the nation.
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posted December 09, 2008 02:33 PM |
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Heh, Skama in NS2 doesn't depend on any nation (trading) except for the damn energy, and this is because of that stupid bug (I should have the Solar Energy )
Of course i mean imports, I of course export stuff to be more productive.
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posted December 09, 2008 02:41 PM |
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# 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Chaos Vector, the children of Chaos Vector are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
That's what it says when you accept to let kids play video games.
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posted December 09, 2008 02:50 PM |
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without taking rating into account 
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