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posted January 09, 2009 03:08 PM |
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Space Marines, be prepared to strike out any incoming spacecraft!
Strike out my nuke if you can. Not that it'll matter, in space the energy is colossal (nothing to "slow it down") 
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posted January 09, 2009 03:11 PM |
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@Darks: I developed Orbital Weapons long ago...
Hmm, now that I think of it, I claimed the space, and I won't let you develop those orbital weapons.
Space Marines, be prepared to strike out any incoming spacecraft!
Yeah right, when my armed space cruisers launch, no puny space marines can stop them.
And my ground based anti satellite installiation will make anything you throw at me from space=useless 
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posted January 09, 2009 03:16 PM |
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Nope. Me + Geny's nations are the only ones with the Lemonade on the side-walk thing and we are the last. Coincidence?
That's cause I don't think it's even considered a "sector" doh.
How about Elvonya, which is on the 5th place? It has private enterprise illegal!
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posted January 09, 2009 03:18 PM |
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It doesn't have the lemonade thing. I don't get why you keep on it, since you know it's just your belief and not how the game works
It has also an "efficient" black market.
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posted January 09, 2009 08:09 PM |
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What the freaking hell? I got a repeated issue which I answered a few days ago 
I know they repeat but not that fast!
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posted January 10, 2009 02:27 PM |
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ROFL @ option 3 of my new Issue 
The Issue
The CEO of Drathirvlos software, hardware, and electronic headwear giant Microcosm, Inc. has been brought before the Supreme Court for violation of antitrust laws.
The Debate
1. "These allegations are absolutely ludicrous!" shouts Microcosm CEO Stephanie Dodinas from out the window of his 90-foot stretch limo. "Just because rival companies are incapable of producing products as brilliant as mine is no reason to punish ME! I say it's high time we abolish these idiotic antitrust laws and give big business the freedom to serve the public better. After all, I'm in this business for the people!"
2. "Microcosm must be shut down immediately," argues CEO of Computers, Computers, Computers! Aaron Washington from out the window of his clunky, exhaust-choked used car. "I can't get a foothold to compete in the market because those bigwigs in Microcosm have that foothold by the throat! It's high time the government stepped in and helped out the little man, and the best way to do that is to shut down the big, oppressive, corporate gurus in Microcosm and beyond."
3. "Verily, I say unto thee, none of this would have happened wouldst thou not have stopped the problem before thou didst start it," argues Brother Max Love of the Drathirvlos Amish community from out the window of his horse-drawn carriage. "We must doest as the Lord commandeth and abolishest the evils of computers and the Internet entirely. Only whenst we harken unto the Lord's commandments mayeth we truly be spiritually blessed."
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The Issue
The international community has appealed to Dark Heresh to increase humanitarian aid to the world's poorer nations.
The Debate
1. "We must increase foreign aid," says beaded local peace activist Freddy Washington. "Compared to some of these nations, Dark Heresh is swimming in reichsmarks. Let's face it, not every nation in the world is lucky enough to have a government like ours. Let's show some compassion to our less economically gifted neighbors."
2. "Talk about a way to flush reichsmarks straight down the toilet," argues Think Tank member Aaron Licorish. "What I've noticed is that whenever we do give something, it's never enough: a few years later they're back asking for more. The best way to help these poor nations is to stop shielding them from the logical consequences of their idiotic, long-debunked socialist economic policies."
3. "Relief wouldn't hurt us... if we 'relieved' the right countries," suggests government advisor Lars Rifkin. "We give them a little humanitarian aid, they give us access to their Arms Manufacturing markets... it's win-win. Nothing wrong with a little quid pro quo, especially for a good cause."
Arms!Arms!MORE ARMS!NOW!
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posted January 10, 2009 07:23 PM |
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Asheera, your bus people are too compassionate. I would prescribe mandatory 4chan. That'd fix them! 
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posted January 10, 2009 08:18 PM |
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Uh... what?
I'm on the 18th place, that's enough.
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posted January 10, 2009 08:18 PM |
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posted January 11, 2009 02:09 PM |
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"Virtually Reality?"
After a recent spate of murders due to activities carried out in on-line virtual worlds many Imbecile are calling out to have a definitive set of laws regarding these virtual playgrounds.
1. We need regulation and we need it now" states Highlord Platapusamanderbane, the avatar of the head of the on-line group 'More than VR'. "We work hard for our items, just like other Imbecile work hard for their Bottle Caps, so we should get the same protection"
2. "What? I have never heard such nonsense!" splutters your head of police, "despite the sheer lack of logic behind such a proposition, how are we supposed to enforce such laws? This is just preposterous, forget the whole thing and give us the money we need to help prosecute those who have been trying to use these ideas as an excuse to break the law"
3. "Hey" yells an overweight man as he barges into your office, idly tapping on the laptop somehow rigged to his chest, "my characters are my life! I demand their recognition as real Imbecile of Mamga"
i can't tell which is a good option...
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posted January 11, 2009 09:42 PM |
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What a weird Issue I have now lol
The Issue
Members of your intelligence service have captured a spy gathering information in the civil service. Your interrogators have learned that the man known only as 'Solo' is acting on behalf of the government of Outer Bigtopia, which denies all knowledge and involvement.
The Debate
1. "Shpies! There are shpies everywhere!" says Agent Jennifer Wong, checking the fruit bowl for bugs. "You can't trusht these foreigners! They act all nice and local and then BAM! They're away over the hill with military shecretsh. We should be keeping track of all of them with ankle braceletsh and wiretapsh to be sure they won't betray ush!"
2. "I don't think we need to go quite that far," says Secret Agent Anne-Marie Bush. "Our security is fine. We did catch him after all. The real question is how much did he tell the Outer Bigtopian government. If we send our own spies to gather intelligence and, in light of recent events, bolster the funding of the intelligence agency, then we can learn for sure the intentions of our enemies."
3. "And where will that get us?" asks Alexei Clinton, one of your older, more bitter spies. "Spying them back won't help us. If we send someone out there and THEY get caught what are we going to do? We should call those Bigtopians out on their scam and hit them were it hurts! Diplomatic sanctions will do for starters; we can throw those smug envoys out on their rear ends! Anyway, it's almost certainly not just Outer Bigtopia up to these kind of shenanigans, we ought to keep all embassies under police surveillance. We risk all sorts of trade sanctions, true, but it pays to be careful."
4. "Do you realise what kind of havoc we would cause on an international level if we confront them about this?" asks Calvin Wu, an ambassador to Outer Bigtopia over a secure satellite link. "No one need ever know this happened; officially that man doesn't exist. Most nations have some sort of espionage programme; it's nothing to raise a fuss about. We should just quietly execute Mr 'Solo' and move on."
5. "But what if he discovered the plans I've been assembling for the moon cannon project?!" asks Brigadier Stephanie Fellow, one of your more insane military officers in a hushed whisper. "It's nothing official, something I've been doing in my spare time... but what if they've got wind of it?! We could all be in mortal danger! We've got to commence construction right now! Our esteemed leader, do I have permission to get Project Lunar Apocalypse underway?"
6. "Moon... cannon? Mortal danger? You're off your rocker," says General Flowers, scowling as he leafs through the budgets folder. "The reason we're being spied on is because we've become so aggressive and militant! It's only natural that other governments are going to check up on us. If we don't want to get spied on then there should be nothing worth looking for. All we need to do is massively reduce military expenditure. If nothing else, it at least puts more money into people's pockets than into the construction of glorified death machines."
What if I want to choose both 5 and something else? This game is so limited
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posted January 11, 2009 09:59 PM |
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posted January 11, 2009 10:09 PM |
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sergeant love, general flowers...
I have this distinct feeling that military people have pansy names...
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posted January 12, 2009 01:26 AM |
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For once I agree with mvass and it seems even generals in your army are a bit more down to earth than you
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posted January 12, 2009 01:31 AM |
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You think my nation draws attention because of my powerful military?
Well Mvass draws my attention as well and has no military at all... I'm thinking of invading it btw, who would ally and defend Mvass anyway?
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posted January 12, 2009 01:37 AM |
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I noticed that you, Mvass, made a proposal in the World Assembly in NS1. I approved your proposal. 
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Well Mvass draws my attention as well and has no military at all... I'm thinking of invading it btw, who would ally and defend Mvass anyway?
First, while that nation has a lot of greedy bastards there may be some innocents that I may protect.
Second, unless you give me the resources or just invade it and leave (aka "bomb" it, not invade it), it would mean that you get extra resources for nothing -- not sure that many would allow that
EDIT: Heck you could get even their services or enslave them
@william: what proposal?
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posted January 12, 2009 01:47 AM |
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Asheera:
Now, now, are you sure you want to invade me? My country is economically powerful, and if you damage it, it'll make the world economy take a hit. That won't help you.
Plus, I can just ask TheDeath to protect all the innocents in my country.
William:
Thanks. 
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posted January 12, 2009 01:55 AM |
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@william: what proposal?
You have to be in the WA to list proposals and all that. Mvass made one about a Living Wage Act and I approved it.
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