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Iris
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posted July 26, 2006 09:20 PM |
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Edited by Iris at 23:50, 26 Jul 2006.
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A Real Woman's Guide To Being A Woman
I felt like this topic needs to be created to balance things out. However, I have nothing else to say. 
HA HA HA HA.
This is all you need to be a woman. Really.
...Okay, okay, I'll make a real post of this later. 
EDIT: Okay, to balance things out, this is how it has to be...
Rooting from the original The Real Mans Guide To Being A Man, its response This mans guide to being a REAL man, and finally, its counterpart A womans guide to being a Real woman, a corresponding A Real Woman's Guide to Being A Woman had to be created.
A real woman
A real woman doesn't nag. When she sees a problem, she takes things into her own hands. A real woman seeks harmony and balance, and will go to extremes to achieve it. Because she knows that if left in the hands of a man, he would only make things worse and inevitably end in failure. As they say, if you think you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
A real woman hides her tears, and will only reveal them if she wants to manipulate her male counterparts. She knows that her man has the attention span of half a goldfish and that to have his full awareness, she must throw in words like "honkhonks" or "bumbums" every other sentence to get her point across. A real woman has it down to an art, and when used correctly on unsuspecting males, she can get anything she wants out of these poor lost souls.
A real woman will not brag. She does not have to. She knows her limits and her audience and can easily manipulate her admirers into bragging for her. She is never at fault, because her clever maneuvers can always reverse a situation and fool others into thinking that she is the victim. And if that doesn't work, you better watch out--because most importantly, a real woman doesn't get mad. She gets even.
In a word, a real woman is a real *****. But she'll never admit to it, and you'll never realize it until you're too far in. Because a real woman knows how to play her cards.
(Wow, I can't believe I just wrote all that. )
Disclaimer: Similar to Kooka's disclaimer, this is in response to the real man threads, and does not reflect the opinion of its author in any way.
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russ
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posted July 26, 2006 09:39 PM |
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HA HA HA HA.
This is all you need to be a woman. Really.
I agree with you! That is the most important part of being a real woman!
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Aculias
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posted July 26, 2006 10:49 PM |
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I was thinking about making the same thread 2 hrs ago but I felt like playing a video game
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Consis
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posted July 27, 2006 07:01 AM |
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Edited by Consis at 07:02, 27 Jul 2006.
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*giggles*
Why is Russ the first to post in the "Real Woman's Guide To Being A Real Woman" thread?
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Trogdor
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posted July 27, 2006 07:45 AM |
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Consis had a new avatar? I didn't know that.
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russ
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posted July 27, 2006 04:49 PM |
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Edited by russ at 16:50, 27 Jul 2006.
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Why is Russ the first to post in the "Real Woman's Guide To Being A Real Woman" thread?
Hmm... if you find that so amuzing, then why did YOU even post in this thread?
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